Tfw handlet

I’m a wristlet and refuse to put anything on my wrist so it doesn’t draw attention to them

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Somehow my watch fits me, on the last fucking hole but still

>20 cm hand
>girl with 14 cm hands tells me I have small hands

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>tfw hand- and wristlet
>gf says it's like being fisted by a pinecone on a stick

she never said that
she doesn't even exist

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>tfw gflet
>gf says it's like never being born

This is why you lift faggot. You need grip strength so you can pinch that ass hard.

seriously though, how do I cope with being a wristlet

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try coping with a 4.5 inches girth disney dick user.

Lift weights.

A small wrist has a tangible advantage. The smaller the wrist the bigger the forearm looks.

Girls really do love it when your "handful" takes up most of her ass.
Apparently the last girl I was with said I was a master ass-grabber even though I am a tiddie guy.
A cowtits guy at that.
I just have big hands.

Could you go into more detail please? How exactly and when would you grab her?

>tfw lonely as fuck
>know of at least two girls who have crushes on me
>none of them are attractive or worth going into a relationship with
>tfw will be forever alone

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#relatable.

>tfw big palm master race
Only 4inch+ palmers can reply

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The real question is how big is your fist?

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>Callused hands from work and rock climbing
>run them together
>girl: "holy shit why are your hands so dry haha"

I don't get it am I supposed to moisturize , sounds gay as fuck

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>thought I had small hands
>actually just have unusually feminine medium hands
neato

Not to sound like a fake Chad or anything but I just did whatever I felt like.
Slapping it, alternating grabs at the cheeks, simultaneously squeezing both at the same time, picking her up by the ass while standing up, I just did whatever came to mind.
She has to be in the mood though, if she is you can pretty much do anything.

>tfw wristlet
>can't bench more than 250 without serious wrist pains.
Pretty sure I'm gonna snap them if I increase the weight any furtber

I'm gonna keep trying to tell myself that

>XXL
Get something out of jar is struggle.

you sound like a terrible person

Thanks chad

>tfw when I hand-mog all my friends when we arm wrestle
>friend notes how intimidating it is having me wrap my entire hand around his manlet fist before we start
>fingers literally overlap theirs when palm to palm
>female friends talk about how strong my grip is
being a lanklet isnt always so bad

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Why? Because I dont want to get in relationships with people I can't connect to?

wrist to tip or pinky to thumb stretched

brehs...

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how do I cope with my clubbed thumbs

you dont really give them a chance putting it the way you did you just sound like a massive idiot
>crippling loneliness
>two girls want to be with me potentially
>they're not worth being with
>???
>profit

not user but

>people like me
>i don't like them
>'you're a terrible person'

/fit

>thought i had midget hands
>8.5 inches around

phew

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>you don't really give them a chance
Well that's the point, i'm not attracted to them and they are not the type of people i want to have a relationship with, why would I lead them on? Just because a girl likes you doesnt mean you have to give them your cock, dumbass

>tfw can open any jar with ease
>tfw also 5'10 with long arms and look like a fat fucking chimpanzee

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