MY UNCLE MOVED IN I CANT STAND THIS I HATE MEN SO MUCH YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

MY UNCLE MOVED IN I CANT STAND THIS I HATE MEN SO MUCH YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING
>tfw cant walk around pantless or topless anymore
>tfw he leaves the toilet seat up
>tfw he blasts Christian music at 5 a.m.
>tfw he has a different smell than my mother and I so when I get a whiff of his scent I feel like a territorial dog
LEAVE AND DONT COME BACK I AM NOW MORE CERTAIN THAT EVER I WILL NEVER GET MARRIED MEN ARE SO AWFUL I CANT TAKE THIS

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Okay whatever attention whore

>>tfw he has a different smell than my mother and I so when I get a whiff of his scent I feel like a territorial dog
Can you go more indepth on this?

le fembot maymay

I guess you'll have to get out the piss jugs and shit jugs again.
you can make jenkem at least

>notices his scent

That's called pheromones, femanon. You secretly want to fuck him.

>the ability to smell things means you want to have sex
how retarded can redmeme guys get?

You can still walk around pantless or topless.

You could have said he smelled bad. But you didn't. You said it made you feel territorial, like a dog. That's not a normal smell. That's your sex drive talking. People don't feel territorial when they smell bad things.

Humans don't have those.

if your regular family lets you walk around topless without pants then they're just ignoring your pure autism

They do. While humans are highly dependent upon visual cues, when in close proximity, smells also play a role in sociosexual behaviors.

It's not pheromones though it's just fetishistic

Im not her, im just saying you are retarded

Androstenone is postulated to be secreted only by men as an attractant for women and is also thought to affect their mood positively. It seems to have different effects on women, depending on where a female is in her menstrual cycle, with the highest sensitivity to it during ovulation.

The person who you replied to isnt op. He doesnt smell bad. He just has a very strong and distinct scent. Everyones clothes/homes have a scent. It suprises me because usually after I have spent a few days somewhere and return home I notice all my belongings smell like the place I was staying. This isnt the case with him. He has been here for a few weeks and his scent is still very strong (and it not a cologne, i know what his home used to smell like) so when I walk into a room and get a whiff of his scent I get agitated and feel like my space is being encroached on.

>tfw he leaves the toilet seat up
i hate bitches whine about this shit. whats the big deal cunt.

Because women are selfish pieces of shit. It's a shit test, I intentionally keep the toilet seat down and even yelled at my girlfriend for leaving it down until she cried and I told her it was a joke

I was raised by my mother so nudity is normal in my house.

I meant to say intentionally leave the toilet seat up
If you leave it down, it means she will have the urge to cuck you with the nearest chad. It's a sign of submission
Men have just as much grounds to complain about the toilet seat being down but a man would never unironically bitch about something so stupid like that

>I was raised by my mother so nudity is normal in my house
Imagine being raised by a pigslut.

ITT weird 40 years old virgin pedo uncle that is still a neet roleplays as his niece on Jow Forums

I cant speak for other people but I was raised as an only child by my mother so Im not used to having to check if the toilet seat is up or down so when men come over and leave the seat up I would sometimes fall in now that Ive adapted and check I still think its rude to leave the seat up when a MALE moves into a FEMALE ONLY household. like, be considerate >:v

tits or gtfo origidonut

>he leaves the toilet seat up
I never understood this. What's the big fucking deal with leaving the toilet seat up.

nice larp fatsoe

Originally refer to

You can move in with me and walk around naked all you want.

How vapid do you have to be to sit on something without looking at it? Women literally look for anything to complain about.

Leaving it up is less the issue for me than a guy not raising the seat when they pee. They pee all over the seat and do not clean it off. Like who is so lazy they cannot raise the toliet seat before peeing. You guys are not very good with your aim.

>tfw he blasts Christian music at 5 a.m.
this is the only legitimate thing to complain about

>I HATE MEN SO MUCH
Then go to crystal cafe

What if you keep closing the lid fully when flushing due to germaphobia?

Are you retarded? Who cares about your dom complex? IF YOU START LIVING IN A HOUSEHOLD CONSISTING OF ALL FEMALES YOU MUST CONFORM. IF YOU LEAVE THE SEAT UP WHEN ITS NOT EVEN YOUR OWN HOUSE AND THERE ARE NO OTHER MEN THERE YOU JUST LOOK LIKE AN INCONSIDERATE IDIOT.

Get fucked nigger.
You deserve it.

>im not her im just saying your retarded
well for starters
>her?
secondly, stop white knighting so hard, she's not going to fuck you bud.

>If you leave it down, it means she will have the urge to cuck you with the nearest chad. It's a sign of submission

this is sad and hilarious at the same time

>university house with 4 girls
>they never lifted the seat
>they never cleaned under the seat
>they never cleaned the toilet
>blamed the men when it looked worse than a nightclub toilet
I would leave the seat up just to let them see how disgusting their toilet was. Conforming to women's toilet rules is a good way to get an infection

Based boomer uncle blowing roasties the fuck out.

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>bc sum nasty roasts didnt clean their toilet all wymyns toilets are a petri dish full of disease
No, you brainlet. I clean my toilet thoroughly. Their parents just didnt teach them.

OOooooh Yeah Boomer USA!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

I have no idea how to explain this but I can back op up, I live with my mother and we had someone come to fix our sink, the whole kitchen smelt different and masculine. It wasn't gross or sweaty and he definitely wouldn't be wearing cologne so I have no idea what it is, but it is a thing.

When you do something every day your brain begins to do it automatically.

cunt, i will give you something serious to complain about. will tear your pussy up , so you wish for the days back you only had a roast beef pussy

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