Be me

>be me
>be normal
>"yay i'm gonna be a normal girl!"
>nope
>develop BPD & Paranoid Schizophrenia

fuck...

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you sound like my ex
wanna erp like crazy instead of ever meeting

why would I wanna erp with a gross fat filthy robot. give me one good reason.

not a robot, I just come here when I'm bored to make shitty posts
why would I ever erp with someone with the same brain damage as my crazy ex had

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good intelligent great post
now piss off cunt

>erp
Yikes. Out you fucking deranged faggot

>be me
>declare that software should be free
>"yay i'm gonna liberate all this code"
>nope
>frantically begin eating my toenails and ranting about free software

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thats not very nice of you ms

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It's actually Mrs, I'm married to Chad. All womyn are married to Chad. Get used to it honey.

wow. shit. fuuuck. I got pwned, I should leave Jow Forums again before chad fucks me in my boibutt

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stop responding you fucking nigger. I don't wanna hear you speak to me ever again. We're breaking up...

damn, it really be like it is huh, but maybe its for the best
I hope all goes well for you in your future user. No matter the difficulties you face, I know you will power through them!

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W-what in the god damn? You were meant to chase after ME not me chase after you. You must know how to treat BPD girl then? Well, fuck you I guess. Suck my cock and balls.

I wasn't prepared for the first one, I'm certainly not ready for another.

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You don't get a choice faggot. I'm your new BPD Schizophrenic GF, you're gonna have to carry me through the tutorial because I haven't finished that yet.

ah shit, hell, only as long as you stay away from the all the sharp knives will I carry you above the high heavens

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>stay away from the knives
BUT THE KNIVES ARE MY FRIENDS YOU FUCK
YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND IF YOU'RE NOT FRIENDS WITH THE KNIVES
I'M GOING TO FUCKING GUT YOU AND GUT YOU AND... GUT YOU!

So where you live boo?

AUSTRALIA
are you gonna send me animal heads in the mail

Australia hmmm? What city babe? I might live there...
I can send you maggie heads if you want. I've got some goat skulls from killing goats on a farm.

I'm on the countryside, lotta ranches out here. Used to live in Sydney but I got hit with finance troubles and had to move in with a relative.
Having a potential murderer here would definitely make things exciting.

hmmmmm... I can smell you from here.

I'm in queanbeyan and I'm coming for you son. Ready to be kept in my basement as my new cock servant? You can call me mummy...

as long as I'm fed, have internet and won't get stabbed out of compulsion

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Am I allowed to cut you and taste your blood? I'll suck you off while I cut your thighs and lick up your blood and use it as lube. I'm not a good cook so you'll have to live off bacon and eggs for the rest of your life. I'll let you play on the internet if your a good cock slave.

I'm good with a whetstone, if I sharpen your knives for you will you cut someone else instead?
I'm like 2 hours from gold coast, better see you soon bb

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absolutely icky. I only drink the blood of my mate. No stabby random man, only stabby slave.

It appears we're at an impasse then, my delicate, soft skin is meant for caring, not cutting
sounds like you need a lil manhandling to set you straight

I don't like big strong men I want a weak sickly boy to care for, then weaken to the point he can never escape me. Only to nurse him and please him but upon recovery debilitate him again so he can never leave me.

Be my slave please.

How am I supposed to carry you through life if I'm just a sick lil semen dispenser?
You'd be more valuable as my slave really.

no, please, don't make me a sex slave ):
you haven't even read me my miranda rights.
please let me cook bacon and eggs for you.

Tell me some of your typical behaviours, OP.

You'll get plenty of chance to cook as my slave, and you'll get cock whenever you do well. Wouldn't it be nice to get rewarded for being such a good girl?

browsing Jow Forums
spacing out and doing things but they don't actually happen
talking to crab voids
checking i'm alive by biting my hands
eating food
choking myself because i'm bored
ummmmm

I can't remember what else I did today.

I don't want to work for cock, I'll take that cock when I want to. (which'll be 24/7)

would you be angry if I was sucking you off as you slept?

Why the fuck cant holes go on the internet without mentioning their gender? attention whoring in the finest. if you are not a femoid, nobody fucking cares. so always make sure to mention

i aM GUrl

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I'd give you nice headpats if you did that and let you keep going.

>talking to crab voids
What?

when I space out weird little crabs made out of void speak in stars of david to me and its weird.

What do you mean by the void? Fucking Jewish crabs, the worst kind.

I don't fucking know, they're made out of pure shadow. If I stare at them for too long during my conscious comas they start to flash stars of david. I think they're trying to communicate but I usually get so scared I jump back into reality.

Do you take anti-psychotics? What happens if you take recreational drugs on top of being schizophrenic?

Of course I don't take anti-psychotics silly. They'll ruin my head, I can just tell. I've only ever smoked weed and everything just kept staring at me. I politely screamed at my pot plants to stop looking at me but they didn't. They just kept smiling.

I heard lots of static and laughing.

uhmmmm....

Oh that's right, I started morphing into different people and all my mannerisms changed with them. My favourite was Patrick Bateman. That's about all I can remember.

Boy that was a fun conversation.
If you got a discord or something I'll send you an invite and maybe we can chat a little bit more and shoot the shit.

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My male equivalent, I must warn yee.

I got bored and just decided to put down "yay i'm gonna be a normal girl" instead of "yay i'm gonna be a normal kid" for (you)'s. I scammed you dog, although I do actually have BPD and Schizo that wasn't a lie. Sorry for leading you on dog, I just got bored.

/d6KYpWC

Everyone join btw

I don't give a shit. Gimme your contact info.

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S.C.U.N.T.#2980
uhhhhhhhh ok bro here you go.

Deviantart tier randumb larp

gottemmmmmmmmm I already have enough discord boys to keep me company

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Do you even know the demographic that browses here vs. the posts where they say they're female? A lot of posts are made without announcing gender.

Even if you're trying to just share some feels and try keep it gender neutral (eg "my partner") you just get posts asking if you're gay or female and are attacked on that basis. If you don't agree with government assigned gfs you're pinned as being female.

Sorry but there's literally no point to hiding it, people do their best to sniff it out.

It makes me feel good to know there are other BPD bitches out here like me. The Seroquel helps

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I'm male (female) but actually male

I'm a cactus.

You have both characters from eternal sunshine. Whats it like?

Are all BPD girls hypersexual sluts?

Cuz thats the best a low self esteem bdp whore can get
Now be my gf

Do you mean that they "send" stars of david your way and that those stars contain some kind of message encrypted in them?