>golden showers with your neighbor's little daughter while he's at work
Is there a better feel than this?
Godlike NEET Feels
Lincoln Scott
Other urls found in this thread:
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Benjamin Cruz
This is a confession, FBI is on the way.
Jaxon Carter
You can't arrest someone on the basis of a confession alone.
Connor Reed
hello NBA? we have a contract here
Zachary Smith
>hurr durr little girl must be child
>anything below 18 is illegal because THE WORLD IS THE USA!!!
>Ameriturds
lmao
Brayden Baker
that girl is posted everywhere but holy shit she's so ugly
Nathan Adams
>ugly
Yeah, sure user.
Brayden Baker
I'm laughing at this one because the thumbnail looks like she's eating KFC
how can /x/ find this scary?
Gavin Myers
it's an old picture, and now reddit gang is trying to force a meme.
Isaac Hill
>This is a confession
It's not really a confession when it's obviously made up.
Aiden Lewis
How old is she anony?
Carson Lopez
post more grill
Bentley Walker
Consent in the USA depends on the state. In mine, age of consent is 16
Easton Young
I don't think that's relevant, anony.
Connor Cox
There you go, anony
Dylan Phillips
>16
It's 13 here, they turn to absolute shit when they reach 16.
Chase Murphy
Post the whole thing you faggot
Joshua Fisher
w8 wot is that really her
Jaxon Morris
You'd be surprised Mr. user.
Nicholas Powell
>what is Google RIS
Samuel Foster
classphoto
can't believe she's real
Joseph Reyes
Implying I'm an amerilard. Joke's on you NSAcuck. Go suck on your Jewish master's dick. FUCK USA. FUCK CIA. FUCK NSA. FUCK FBI. 9/11 was the best thing that happened to your country. Would do again
Samuel Brooks
Little implies that the girl is a prepubescent child.
Lincoln Barnes
What? Nevada-chan is OP photo?
Carson Anderson
Kek, that's what I thought it was before reading your post.
Brandon Brown
Sure you're a real stud, guy.
Jeremiah Campbell
Show me on the map where America touched you.
Ethan Young
>mfw R. Kelly is a robot
Jordan Baker
So? Please go on? There's no confirmation. I see nothing but someone having a good time ITT.
Lincoln Martinez
based and muslimpilled
Anthony Ross
I personally don't have a problem with it, I'm just saying. The op makes it sound like some kid is peeing on him.
Xavier Anderson
Greentext some shit faggot.
Alexander Bell
And get reported because Ameritards can't handle true love? No thanks, maybe later.
Mason Jenkins
Should I get one of those anime girl pillows? If so what's the cheapest source?
Thomas Miller
So why even make this thread if you're not gonna share the stories? Do you really think someone's will report you for a story that's more than likely bullshit? What was the point of this thread?
Joshua Thompson
The last time I posted a greentext about it I got a month long ban and people were really mean. This may be r9k but there are still moralfags here.
Henry Cruz
So why did you make this thread? What was your goal? Honestly, what did you gain or what did you think you were contributing by making this?
Grayson Murphy
I was full of enthusiasm and joy after I got done and back into my apartment so I decided to share it with my friends on r9k.
Mason Ortiz
i am happy for you, user. have a good day
Christopher Nguyen
You too fren, you too
Nathan Scott
No fucking way. That's not really nevada chan is she?
Carson Bailey
I don't think it's her. When I reverse image searched it, most of the results were in Korean, and none of them were related to the murder at all.
Joseph Evans
moments before this thread has been created
Benjamin Sullivan
>be poor
>nothing to do to pass time
>refreshing Jow Forums every few seconds 8+ hours a day
this has been my life for the past 5 years
Camden Carter
niggers
n34545rtrt
Aaron Torres
don't link your fucking normalfaggot thread you retard
Carson Sanchez
Just greentext, you fucking idiot, no one cares. Don't post threads like this if you're not willing to talk about what you posted. This is the dumbest shit ever.
Logan Cooper
I would DESTROY her pussy my lads
Landon Peterson
this is going into my folder.
Jaxon Cooper
Have some more anony, just unfortunate that she's dead now (although my necrophilia fetish loves it)
Jace Harris
>ywn ride the bus with your qt cross eyed Korean gf
why even live?
Aaron Phillips
I'm just waiting on op to tell a fucking greentext story.
David Evans
Alright, greentext coming in but I swear to fucking God if some American retard reports this again I'm going to lose it
>be me
>have been here for about 8 years now
>at some point my current neighbor moved in
>brings his cute (11 year old) daughter with him back then
>occasionally asks me to babysit her since I seem like a nice bloke and have nothing else to do
>start playing games with her and take her to the zoo, playgrounds etc.
>she starts having a crush on me (but is obviously too young)
>asks me to be her boyfriend but I tell her to wait a few years
>she accepts and I continue to go places with her while she sometimes just sits on my lap and rests her head against my chest
>few years pass
>wait until she's legal (in my country)
>I'm her first, she seems to have had no exposure to sex at all
>can do anything I want with her because she'll think it's natural
>decide to introduce her to something "real adult couples do when they love each other very much" and tell her to sit down as we walk to the bathroom after being done
>she opens her mouth
>I pee in it and tell her to swallow
>asks why but does it anyway
>turns out she likes it because she thinks it means we're more in love than others
>few years later now and her dad still doesn't know anything
>don't babysit her anymore (doesn't need one for obvious reasons) but sneak in whenever her father is at work for sex, cuddles and golden showers (mutual at this point, we also tried scat once but it wasn't what I expected)
>she's busy with school now so it's maybe 4x a week if I'm lucky
That's basically it.
Gabriel Collins
I genuinely can't believe you've passed through life with this piece of misinformation in your head, and it's eventually led you to this point.
Hunter Evans
No way, that's not really Nevada Chan right?
HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
Nolan Adams
So you're saying it's okay if he pees on the child?
Dominic Smith
deploy the van
Colton Fisher
what van fren
Aaron Watson
Little does not indicate child, it indicates young.
Sebastian Mitchell
reverse image search just brings up "snow", pls gib story or link or something
Oliver Cook
No the anons are already mean and think I'm a pedophile, I don't need to be labeled a necrophile too. I posted the greentext like 10 minutes ago and already got a warning from a janny, so I deleted it. r9k has become rude.
Aaron Nguyen
snow happened obviously
Josiah Kelly
Not my kid I don't care
Lincoln Gomez
en.wikipedia.org
image is how they found her
Aaron Watson
dont mind if i do, and yeah bad things happen to good people :)
Ian Jackson
It's because she is wearing a mask. That isn't her face
Austin Reyes
Are you fucking retarded?
Have you never seen a Korean person face to face? There are plenty of Korean girls that look like her, they're not all Kpop tier lmao
Andrew Green
>Her death was ruled a suicide, but some media stories at the time reported that, under the mistaken impression[1] that the 1996 film Fargo was based on a true story, she had died trying to locate the money hidden by Steve Buscemi's character, Carl Showalter.
...what?
Connor Harris
they thought that she was trying to find hidden money
Jordan Young
Yes user, I understand that.
However;
>under the mistaken impression[1] that the 1996 film Fargo was based on a true story
How did she ever jump to that conclusion?
Gabriel Sanders
If you read it carefully it says:
>some media stories at the time reported that, under the mistaken impression[1] that the 1996 film Fargo was based on a true story
because of that she went to the USA to find the money
Dominic Perry
Oooh, thanks for pointing that out.
I'm retarded today.
Carter Adams
no problem user, it can be confusing if you read it for the first time
Evan Moore
>NEET thread
>everybody just talks about OP
Nolan Ramirez
so anyone know her name lads?
Zachary Torres
Yes, she's my daughter.
Please stop posting her, it's creepy.
Samuel Morgan
This is no fun allowed faggotry. Don't make me summon moot to remind you that only a fool would think this the truth. If you'd fuck an underage girl odds are she's not into degradation but her kink is age play.
Hilarious.
Jumping to the pedo conclusion is silly.
Benjamin Anderson
Her eyes are surprisingly, uh... not... very chink-ish.
Ryder Wood
(dublels) Sir, may I have your daughter's hand in marriage?
Brayden King
Do you look like pic related?
If so, yes. It's important your offspring will look as good as possible.
William Walker
>her
u sure
Nathan Diaz
Ting-tong Ping-pong
Thomas Lewis
I would destroy Miranda Cosgroves asshole.