Incoming blog post. Bear with me, there's a Jow Forums reason for it.
This one dude I knew way way back from kindergarten through middle school sent me this message, responding to my story of me driving playing music. Basically we were childhood best friends all the way up until middle school. It was in middle school that I had a huge change of heart and began bullying him heavily to the point where he asked his mom to stop taking me home everyday (I never had a ride home so his mom would drive me home every day from 2nd grade to 7th grade).
It was really hard to not pick on this kid since he was so nerdy. Like a huge fucking dork that was just an easy target for me and my new best friends. It was honestly hilarious.
Enough blog posting. Basically I wanna know what martial art is the easiest to pick up so I can kick this dude's ass as one last hoorah. Something I can learn in 2 weeks. He got really beefy and I don't wanna take any chances.
You don't need a martial art. Just do neckhangs x1 until failure
Tyler Cook
this pasta is stale
Mason Reyes
There is nothing worse than someone who would stab his friend in the back. I hope he leaves you in a wheelchair faggot.
Ethan Hernandez
You could always try driving with your music playing off of a cliff
Mason Ortiz
just stop being a piece of shit it gets you no where trust me
Owen Collins
Moralfags BTFO. Since when did plebbit get here? OP is a Chad and there's nothing you lowly virgin nu-male faggots can do about it. Wolves and sheep, you sheep.
Adam Wright
its pasta you fucking newfag redditourist
Charles Morales
Cry more, Gunther. Can't wait to give you a knuckle sandwich tomorrow.
Kayden Ortiz
You sound like an insecure Homo to me bro just sayin
>all these butthurt defensive nerds get upset over a pasta
Lmao you were probably that loser ass kid. Kill yourself gymcels
Carson Lewis
I think you had/have a crush on him.
Ryder Moore
Grappling martial arts such as wrestling, judo, and jiu jitsu are widely considered the most practical for real fight situations. Some striking wouldnt hurt either
Jeremiah Phillips
Chads don't bully user, their orbitors do. Chads usually don't care
Samuel Kelly
You're a bigger manchild than 90% of r9k
Dylan Walker
You're a fucking psychopath. Euthanize yourself.
Ayden Jones
haha, this makes me remember a story with my old best friend I bullied him so hard through high school we ended making up and fucking each other asses after every single last year class
Christian Moore
Boxing is not a martial art you shit cunt
Samuel Hughes
You sound like a massive faggot.
Caleb Lee
It’s all fun and games OP till this guy shows up with a gun or pet pitbull and fucks you up
Carter Sullivan
THIS IS A FUCKING LEDDIT-TIER REPOST I SAW THE SAME THING LIKE A MONTH AGO
Austin Turner
Stale pasta
Zachary Green
>uploading a story >uploading a story of you driving yikesiesss
Anthony Ortiz
You are mentally ill. People who have those type of behaviors are psychotic, you will most likely die of an alchohol overdose, so you should probably just kill your self right now.