I failed nofap at 3 weeks lads

it's a wooden desk who gives a shit
better than fiddling around with some tissue like a fag

I was on nofap/noporn for about a month before Lent. I decided to continue my streak until at least past Easter. I was doing fine until about a week ago when the urge to cum was absolutely overwhelming. I couldn't distract myself, I couldn't lift it away. It was so bad it felt like I was going to vomit. I came home, went on /gif/ and came with the force of a thousand suns. I've never felt more ashamed and relieved. I'm sorry, God

just get better next time you faggot
t. god

Tell that to the forensics when they investigate your if a murder had to occur there.

T-thanks

>/gif/
How does it feel to be straight, nofap for a month and accidentally cum to dicks, shemales and traps on /gif/.

so?
they'll just find a desk drenched in my semen
i guarantee that if you shin a blue light on your bed you'll have just as much jizz on there

Just go into your hand and wash it off pussy

no
i want it to flow free
like a lion wants his mane to dangle free in the wind

I'm hoping the shame will increase my willpower for this round of nofap

Then jerk off either in the bathroom or the shower sink before taking a shower you absolute filthy disgusting moron. No wonder you never get laid.

don't rely on shame
rely on anger
i can get into a mindset that literally makes my boner disappear in a couple of seconds and make my muscles convulse
for degenerate shit i can instantly switch my lust off (now i don't even get boners for disgusting shit)
but sometimes i get sidetracked by pictures of cute pure looking women and forget to reply on anger

how the fuck do i bring my pc with a 30 inch monitor in the bathroom you dumb cunt?

Thanks for the advice, senpai. I'll keep this in mind for when the urge returns.

Here's a tip, next time if your horny meter is off the charts, try to nut your load with the power of your own imagination alone not porn, you'll feel less ashamed, and even better : you could drop it mid-fap and get your shit together.

Posts like this make me contemplate why the fuck I take advice from some of you retards

to get into that type of mindset just close your eyes, and focus on the rage
the first time i got that feeling in my mind was when a literal camwhore was was acting like a biblical succubus by sending an image of her ass to some eceleb to get him to turn back to his whore mongering days
i realized that this dirty fucking whore was the closest thing to a demon tempting a good man

you might think it's stupid and basically an anime tier larp but it actually works

your mind is way more influential than you might think
see videos of mothers lifting cars to save their children

you're a fucking retard, I'm glad you're having problems

also to add, i was someone that would call bullshit on posts like that before it actually happened to me

>what is a smartphone/tablet/laptop
And holy shit, do you really need a fucking 30 inch monitor to watch 4k porn with detailed ass hairs?

keep cumming in your beta little sink my man
i'll be on my desk coating the walls with my splooge
nah i think it's more of a habit thing
i cum to images of semi clothed women

>eceleb, camwhore, anger
I was jabbing at the retard who blows his load anywhere like an aninal. But sheesh man, this post takes the fucking cake. This new generation is doomed to stay absolute betas for life.

Wow who the fuck cares. Nofap is a reddit-tier meme anyway. There is no scientific evidence to show that nofap has any benefits other than making you more horny and it is more than likely that anything else you feel is just a placebo based on what you hope to gain from it.

Test levels are not affected by how much you masturbate. If you somehow feel better it’s all in your head and nothing physical.

People who buy into these kind of meme fads are all the same, they get off from denying themselves things. I bet there is a lot of crossover between nofap and intermittent fasters, same unscientific bullshit that plays at people’s desire to feel special and pure in their denial.

you can say what you want friend
it still works
eddie hall got his diddly record by getting into a mindset of his kids being trapped under a car
his max diddly in the gym was 45 some odd kilos bellow the record he set
again the mind is a very powerful thing
you'd be smart to not underestimate it

>tfw the underside of my desk looks like a jackson pollock painting

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asceticism is as old as time itself mate
you're literally just being an equivalent to a fedora by making these faggy deconstructionist arguments

Does your girlfriend sending you videos of her masturbating count as failing no porn? I took the no porn pill but shes been horny as hell since I've been away for work and not sure if shes ruining it.

why the underside?
why would you not cum on the top side so you can clean it off with the bog roll afterwords?

>watching porn and not just using your imagination

Somebody didn’t read books growing up

idk i just like to let that shit fly, pull my pants up and go back to shitposting on Jow Forums or whatever the hell else i was doing

but then you have crusty shit on your desk
what the fuck is wrong with you lad