Share your new year resolution

Share your new year resolution

>Stop being autistic

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Hotline Miami my roommates

Lose weight and stop being so hecking depressed

try to suck my own dick.
anyone got any pointers?

Stop cryocrastinating and sign up for cryonics.

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not really a resolution but ive been eating less and healthy

lose weight, this year was to stop soda completely. sucess feelsgood

Go to a dentist and get some teeth pulled/fillings so the rot doesn't get into my skull and painfully kill me.

Get an original as fuck job and a gf

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>get a gf and lose me v-card
>if above mentioned won't happen - hire an escort
>buy a car
>learn more about electronics and electricity - as I am an electrician
>be as comfy as possible

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Oh also this, I have pus running from a tooth.

attempt to flirt with some girls

make at least one friend

I'm probably going to fail

pics or lying pusboi

Here ya go fagget

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1920 x 1080? pic probably related somehow

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eat seulgi and irene's asshole

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>be more productive
Really vague, I know, but I know what I need to work on
>keep being "asexual"
I'm still sexual, but lately porn has disgusted me and I've had no desire for relationships. I need to keep this up. Sexual things are more or less a waste of time, and can lead to escalation in anticipation of more pleasure. I see this all the time on this board and even in my own life.
>go on walks more
>get better at interacting with people for college and jobs
>grind melee more
>get better at cooking to prep for college
>maybe practice trumpet or guitar more
>study japanese more
Not worth it. I've done it a couple times and it's not something I'd repeat. It doesn't feel good and hurts my neck and back. Focus instead on reducing the amount of time you masturbate (but don't quit entirely. You still need to bust a nut every now and then for a healthy reproductive system), and cutting down on porn and limiting yourself to only vanilla porn, or better yet, quitting porn entirely.

>I am going to set a goal that I will abandon after 5 days

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New year resolutions are a meme in that normalsfags like to brag about them on their social media and then abandon, but it's still a good idea to try to improve negative parts of your life.

eat fembot ass

>fully recover from my health problems from 1H 2018
>shed 30 pounds
>compete in the Skull 120 XC race in June
>get a better job working for a company I can respect
>keep The Thirst at bay
>no more retarded adventures trying to get a gf
>start going to church again

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Holy shit what the fuck. What happened? I thought my teeth were really bad, but I have nothing on yours. Go to a dentist now.

stop being a shit cunt

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Standard shit really
>lose weight
>lose virginity
>make a quick short film every month
>find a new place to live
>get better at flirting
>get a better paying job (or at least work more at the one I'm at right now)
>begin film career.

Whatever my digits tell me

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I'm cutting fast food out of my life. I'm already down 40lbs but my biggest distraction is fast food. Also I'll be moving out in a couple years and I need to get into the habit of making food not just going to Mcdonalds 3 times a week.

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Put 5 hours of Japanese study back in my schedule.
I want to also say "ignore the feels when no gf", but that's qualitative so I can't enforce it well.

Follow Vargs advice about porn and go to the gym more.

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I got dubs in the last one

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Advice: make the same thing every night for your lunch the next day. Say PB&J. Once you get that habit, you can develop healthier recipes.

Being able to leave home.