Just go up to her and say hello. For all you know, she likes you too.
Just go up to her and say hello. For all you know, she likes you too
Jordan Adams
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Ryder Hernandez
If I looked like that I would
Nathaniel Hughes
Good rule of thumb: if you're attracted to her, she's not attracted to you.
Anthony Davis
Shut the fuck up. That's not how the real world works and you know it.
Lemme break down how that would go for your average robot
>walks up, hands clasped, stammering
>"H-hi femanon..."
>she looks at him, confused
>"Uh...hi?"
>"I like your hat"
>"Oh, uh...thanks"
>"B-bye then..."
It's fucking humiliating.
Dylan Allen
Corollary: if you're attracted to her, so are tons of other guys, most of whom are better and more desirable than you.
Oliver Torres
Retarded op is retarded. Full version.
>No way
Evan Hughes
>Corollary: if you're attracted to her, so are tons of other guys, most of whom are better and more desirable than you.
Second Corollary:
Even if Chad isn't attracted to her sober, he is attracted to her when drunk, and they WILL fuck.
Justin Garcia
>Just go up to her and say hello. For all you know, she likes you too.
I'm sure she does.
miss being in uni lads.
Jose Cox
Who are you talking about? I have no crush
Blake Nelson
this
Okay I said hi, now what? What the fuck do you expect us to do. Even If i manage to ask her out. She would just get bored of me instantly
Caleb Stewart
Sad tbqh. How about some baby who want sum fuk?
Samuel Scott
>Sheepishly say hi
>now she is in love with you
>she will want to have sex with you and be emotionally intimate, telling you everything about her, and being completely understanding and accepting of you telling her everything about yourself
>She will be content to curl up with you, embrace you and just "be" with you
Trust me.
Hunter Cook
This is AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Christopher Young
Apparently I'm completely invisible to women so there is no "baby who want sum fuk"
Pretty fucking normie thing to ask someone, normie
Aaron Ramirez
are you baiting or are you just a neet who has never interacted with people ever?
Isaac Young
U just gotta slide into her dm's
let her know you can put it down
John Gonzalez
Please don't ruin my idea of how this interaction is going to go.
Jason Reyes
>h-hi
>.....
>walks away
Jonathan Foster
>y-you hate to...I mean...I hate to see you. See you, uh leave. But I love, um, watching you...walk....
>um...
>okay then, see you l-later I guess ha ha
Colton Taylor
So do it.
If you don't talk to us how are we even going to know you exist?
Grayson Thompson
>us
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pic related. You're meant to give us that look until we understand.
Ayden Russell
Jesus Christ, lads, why'd you have to ruin my day like that. I even gave up on romance and shit but the reality that other losers go through depresses the fuck out of me.
Leo Gomez
Yeah we do that, and it works 100% on non autists.
Charles Sanchez
I don't use any social media besides reddit and twitter (both just for videogame related stuff)
Can't send anyone dm's when there's no one to send dm's to.
Nathan Williams
No - Chad's can't tell the difference between that look and one of slack jawed disinterest. They just know you're DTF at any time - it's a coincidence if you give them curious glances first.
Jeremiah Price
That's why you will die a virgin.
Logan Rogers
So what's your point? He still comes and says hello.
Mason Ortiz
Because he knows you want his D.
We'd say hello to if that were the case. We'd say "cat" or "dog" or whatever the fuck we needed to.
Parker Adams
I encounter enough women through work and hobbies. Don't need online shit. It's just that, like I said, no woman shows interest in me.
Adam Davis
That guy could do so much better. But that aside, I don't look like a young Christian Slater.
Jeremiah Robinson
Maybe your work and hobbies aren't introducing you to the right women - hence your need to use other channels.
>better
No
Dylan Sullivan
>No
Oh yes, that girl isn't particularly pretty. The guy is very handsome on the other hand.
Brody Barnes
That seems really fucking annoying. Don't comment on the shit just ring it up dammit. Hate that forced small talk in businesses and services. I just want my shit not to hear your opinions on it.
Jonathan Bailey
stupid ass whore needs to shut up and do her job
>holding him in suspense over 25 cents
I'd be pissed as fuck, don't try to psyche me out like that
Aaron Ross
Nigga she's a straight 11/10.
Alexander Bailey
25 cents. Wow. At my job, people mainly borrow DVDs, which are a dollar for every day they're overdue. They regularly come in with 80+ dollars owing on their accounts. But, the library is in the slums, so we just waive their fees all the time.
Jonathan Mitchell
>u will never kill River Phoenix
Daniel Sullivan
What movie is this? Please help me nice user
Brandon Reed
Can't argue about taste I suppose. I don't find her very attractive.
Jason Myers
Pump up the volume according to google.
Jace Williams
You're probably a woman.
Pump Up The Volume
youtu.be
Hudson Miller
>You're probably a woman.
Nay, a male.
Gavin Jackson
If that's really an 11 to you finding somerone who wants to be with you should be no problem, seeing how low your standards have to be.
Gabriel Fisher
>say hello
Do this most of the time to women I really want
>she likes you too
Nope. Women are good at looking for things they want that you don't have.
Tyler Gomez
She won't wanna have sex with me anyway when she sees my dick (4 inches)
Jace Morris
Trust me, if things are far enough with a girl that you need to take out your dick, a 4 incher will suffice. Though she might ghost your afterwards.
Juan Lee
I remember working with this hot little Mexican girl who was a few years younger than me for the first time. I was kind of high and nervous so I was acting weird and I swear I heard her mutter to herself: "Nah, he's too weird."
It kind of made me feel good. Like I was a good enough looking dude to attract her, I just needed to act the right way. Later after I quit that job I heard she was really into me. Too bad she was a slut-tier roastie or else I might have put a little more effort in.