/Suicide/ thread

/Suicide/ thread
Why aren't you suicidal yet?

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Life is interesting enough. It's not going how I want it, but it's amusing enough.

Because I'm not a little faggot

I've wanted to for years now. Not a day goes by where I don't contemplate it. But, I'm only suicidal in my thoughts, not my actions.
Someone close to me told me that I'm the reason he hasn't given up yet. So I choose to stay here for him. I don't want him to have to grieve me

because only week people do it, and its a difference being depressed and suicidal

But I am
I'm a broken person who shouldn't have been born in the first place

I am suicidal. It's just that I have no way of doing it.

>tfw no guns
>tfw no tall buildings/bridges
>tfw slashing wrists apparently doesn't work
>tfw no illicit drugs
>tfw don't know what redealy available kills would kill me anyway
>tfw too afraid I would survive hanging myself or suffocation and would live a worse life as a cripple
>tfw same with suicide by car crash

And no I can't order a helium tank because mom would find out and try to lock me in the looney bin again.

>life is great, stop being a wimp!!!!!

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if suicide was a button you could press i'm sure at least 20% of the population would do it

Get the fuck out normies
originally

helium doesn't work anymore anyways since they spike it with oxygen now

I'd like to get a gun soon but it takes time in my country, the problem is a method were there is a 100% chance of death, I ain't risking becoming a cripple and my life getting even worse

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>>tfw don't know what redealy available kills would kill me anyway

readily available pills I mean

People say sleeping pills and booze will kill you but what kind of sleeping pills? Is it one of those things that could cripple me if they found and "saved" me or what?

I tried with pills but I couldnt even do that right.
Im a fucking loser and waste of space and oxygen who can't even kill themselves properly.

how do i know if i should suicide?

what's stopping you from going to some place like yosemite and just jumping off one of the cliffs?

there's no way you're surviving those falls

yeah both of those

France. Getting guns here takes some time.

belt and a door knob

I'm close to suicide every now and then. Last time I attempted was this fall. It was a bit of a wake up call but now I'm back to thinking about it more seriously.

May have attempted tonight but then I talked with a friend of mine and decided against it.

Looks like I'll live another day anons, I hope you all do as well.

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I don't want to suicide by a long fall because everyone who's survived suicide says they regretted it the moment they jumped. No matter how depressed you are the body goes into freak out mode when it falls off a building or a bridge or a cliff. I'd prefer for my death to be comfy and voluntary till the end.

get drunk or high out of your mind first then

I wonder if slugs or buckshot would be better.

Slugs.
They blow your head off in an instant
You would want a shot to go in the spine for instant kill.

What about those that failed the first jump but succeeded on their second attempt? I'm sure as hell that they didn't feel any regret on the first try except that they failed.

I'm gonna do it on jan 8th.

In the mouth or under the chin

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