Flip a coin. If heads fuck right, if tails left

Flip a coin. If heads fuck right, if tails left.
Would you do it?

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How do I have sex with right if I can't get it up?

user do you have low T?

Heads. I would fuck her just to impregnate her and leave her to care for my baby alone

I have high T actually. It was like 933(ng/dL?) last I checked

yeah i can flip a coin so it lands however i want

this old black guy i work with taught me, he used to hustle people in bars

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I would be fine with anyone if I could just hold them

Who wouldn't do this?

Either way you wind up with some pussy.

I flipped a coin and got heads. Bye virgins

Couldn't with the one on the right cause you need an erection first.
You guys are gross.

Just dont look at her.

I'd imagine fucking something warm is infinitely better than the best porn.

I wouldn't fuck a non-human so no, not risking it.

Can I keep the coin afterwards?

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It's not.

>t. have fucked fatties and regret it to this day

It's most certainly not. The hand is quite efficient

>implies he fucked a normal girl as comparison, otherwise why would he say this

Sounds like you're a big normfuck

Why is this whore using that abbo as a prop in her photo like someone would taking a photo with some animal at the zoo

I'm a virgin, what do I have to lose! If last digit is even it's heads if it's odd it's tails

both of them look weird

Guess I'm fucking the gorilla, my luck is as sharp as always

Nigs don't usually get old, so when you find one that has they usually have some decent wisdom to impart.

If I get the left. I'll trade her for the cutiepie gorilla

Left has the literal perfect body.

thank you user, nobody has ever been this nice to me

It's all just a simulation. If you were smart enuf, you could perceive anyone to have the perfect body

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW TEACH ME

Yep. I'd do it. Whether I got heads or tails, I'd still be happy. I'll fuck pretty much anything.

Tails if last digit is even, heads if it's odd.

why I keep forgetting left's name?

nvm it's Krystal Boyd if anyone doesn't already know that

Yeah I would flip if I land on right I can always just doggy style it to get it over with.

Cut down on porn and use a Fleshlight instead of your fist to sensitise your dick

>Why is this whore using that abbo as a prop in her photo like someone would taking a photo with some animal at the zoo
It's her mother, saw this in another thread. (She's half-white half-abbo)

no way that girl came from that abbo woman. I refuse to believe that. proof or gtfo

underrated post

originaol

Just post more of the girl on the left you faggot please do it I'll kill myself if you don't

>left is too thin
>right is too ape-like

I would not do it.