Flat roastie: "I wants titcow tits and a fat ass"

>flat roastie: "I wants titcow tits and a fat ass"
"sure, we'll just fucking inject those honkers with silicone"
>titcow roastie: "I don't want tits"
"sure we'll just fucking chop em off"
>old roastie: "I want to look younger"
"sure we'll just fuck with your entire face and tighten that fucking skin"
>worn out roastie: "make me tight again"
"sure, we'll cut up your entire vagina and make you feel like you're fucking 12 again."
>roastie: "my ear/nose/cunt/eyelids/tummy/jaw/cornea/cheeks/lips/chin/labia/ are not what i want them to be"
"sure we can fix everything"

>1/3 of all men on earth: "yeah I want to stop my hair falling out without my fucking dick falling off frome side effects"
"sorry, not gonna happen, bud, modern medicine is simply not advanced enough yet"

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>I would like to be a few inches taller please
enjoy your fucking bone sectioning and years of physical therapy

That webm still gives me nightmares
>hammers to the legs
AAAAAAAA

>baby boys: "please don't cut off the most sensitive part of my penis"
"no can do, goy. old ladies need their facial creme to make them look younger"

gee op thanks for reminding me that im a fucking hairlet

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yeah just take these pills but you'r dick will never be hard again and you still want to kill yourself and we made them so that if you stop taking them your hair falls out faster teehee

Look up hair systems.
They are like wigs 2.0, they can look completely real if done right and don't fall unless you use a specefic product. Yeah it's fake but so is make up and nobody gives women any shit for that.

>make me tight again
Lel. You couldn't be more obvious about being a turbovirgin who has never seen a vagina.

Is op so fucking retarded that he doesn't realize that wigs and hair transplants exist.

What a fucking mongoloid.

t. loose roastie

hair transplants still require you to take finasteride you absolute moron

Look at this little triggered turbovirgin. Having been exposed he now goes onto a temper tantrum because anyone who corrects him with facts must be a roastie!

Not a virgin and can confirm vaginas are lose as fuck, you probably won't feel shit, especially if a woman gave birth and doesn't know how to fuck properly. I have no idea if they can tighten it up, but that would be nice.

>roastie: "I want to look like a man"
"sure, just take this twice daily and you'll be a biker in no time"
>male: "I want to look like a man"
"lmao controlled substance enjoy your prison faggot"
>male: "I want to look like a woman"
"here's twenty different hormones to take and you'll need us to rebuild your fucking skull anyway"

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roastholes loosen up over time. Everyone knows this

acknowledging the truth is forbidden and makes you an incel you fucking virgem

If everyone knows this, how about you post just one scientifically sound article about it?

do you really think an 80 year old vagina is just as tight as a 18 year old vagina

can you show me one scienitifically sound article that shows that apples grow on trees

also males can't cheat their penis or wear makeup

Look at this little triggered roastie. Having been exposed she now goes onto a temper tantrum because anyone who corrects her with facts must be a turbovirgin!

there are literally thousands of hair loss treatments

>That webm still gives me nightmares

post pls sounds intredasting

>there are literally thousands of hair loss treatments

majority of them don't work or have sketchy results while killing your dick tho

you gave it attention ro, come on...If we all just ignore it, it will simple cease to exist.

It's like there is more economic insentive in getting you to buy pills over and over than in just curing it :o

This is and has been the one reason I hate Jews the most
They deserve the holocaust.

Do some fucking kegels you fucking cunt.

Do kegels you loose whore.
I swear women are the biggest niggers.

>Less than 3% of finasteride isers experience anu side effects
Huh

>>roastie: "I want to look like a man"
>"sure, just take this twice daily and you'll be a biker in no time"
>>male: "I want to look like a man"
>"lmao controlled substance enjoy your prison faggot"
This is why female to make trannies need to get curb stomped.
Fuck women and fuck jews.

Lol the virgin post.
Dudes right a 14 year olds pussy is tight like a runner band a 21 year old white womens vagina is like a hallway.

You have never even touched a vagina, where does your knowledge come from?

>In the year 2019, people still havent taken the minoxidil pill
Are hairlets retarded because the hair that fall out also scrape away at their brain cells too?

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doesn't work for a large percentage of men, doesn't work on the temples and you start shedding faster if you stop taking it, which is ultimate pharmaceutical jewery.