Have you ever accidentally drank from your piss bottle, user?
Have you ever accidentally drank from your piss bottle, user?
Jack Thompson
Mason Long
anyone who actually has a piss bottle and doesn't live in a treehouse better just fucking kys. there's no god damn reason for that.
Evan Hall
No but I used to piss in beer bottles at parties, twist the cap back on and stick it in the fridge. If it was winter I'd set it outside and pick it back up when it was nice and frosty. Then I'd set it somewhere out in the open, sit back and watch the fun
Hudson Brown
>avoiding abusive family members
Daniel Robinson
At a music festival I once found (what I thought was) a full bottle of white wine... I didn’t notice it before it was too late and now frens bully me about it.
Brody Cox
Yeah. I'm not even that upset about it because I knew I was bound to make that mistake eventually. I forgot I put one in my pocket to dump out in the toilet without anyone noticing and then I thought I just had a water bottle in my pocket because I often walk around with one like that anyway. I just thought it was warm because it was up against my leg for a while. Then I took a swig of it and realized what it was. I didn't want to swallow, but I didn't want to keep it in my mouth so I kind of just opened my mouth and let it all pour out so I got piss allover myself. The moral of the story is to never dump out your piss bottles, just let them accumulate in an area you never keep water bottles so you don't get them confused.
James Anderson
all the time
i once tried to pour acid into the bottle so it'd burn my nose and i instinticently wouldnt drink it, but it brunt through the bottle and made me room smell like piss took like a year of having the windows open 24/7 to get rid of it somewhat
Lucas Diaz
> he doesn't trade 1 minute intervals
Ryan Butler
The first hard rule of Urine Therapy is to not drink the Head or the Tail.
Otherwise, the best antiviral and testosterone supplement available to you. All women should be drinking male piss. The second hard rule is wamen piss is toxic with estrogens.
Mason Gomez
ull never know what it's like to not have to stand up from ur computer to piss jesus chrsit u so dumb u probably have a job
Gavin Lee
only intentionally
Kayden Martin
my aunt unironically did. she slept over here for christmas, thought it was apple juice or ice tea lipton. took a sip. i told her its not my fault she drinks from a bottle out of my room.
i swear on my mom this is a true story.
James Ortiz
>not pissing off the side of your treehouse
Easton King
Yes and it was a couple days old but luckily I must have been very hydrated because it tasted like salty water
James Martinez
Third rule is if you eat too much animal product your piss tastes poorly, I wouod say lile shit but apparently that only smells bad. The Jew taught you that piss is waste, they go to great lengths to keep your piss (information) isolated from nature or collected... Adrenochrome also likely in play here.
Lincoln Edwards
Just because you are unable to think of one reason doesn't mean there aren't several.
Christian Moore
i actually did... and it was old one, combined into ashtray bottle. It was not pleasant.
Justin Wright
No, but my friend’s dad walked into the kitchen one morning and took a swig of a Budweiser can full of his chew spit.
Austin Parker
Kek this thread
Joseph Garcia
Kek
Elijah Hall
LMAO
Robert Walker
100% pure kek
Isaac Murphy
you should be pissing on them
Dominic Rodriguez
>drinking beer in the morning
based
Jayden Martin
what a nightmare
Levi Gutierrez
What the fuck is a piss bottle?
Hudson Garcia
A bottle you piss in while you daytrade and lose money
Sebastian Scott
wew lad
Brody Nelson
Yeah I'm going to have to back this guy up, urine therapy is legit. Have not gotten sick since I started sipping my own piss.
That said, any sources on the women should be drinking make piss claim? Haven't heard that before. Does it have anything to do with hormonal birth control?
Sebastian Sanchez
I emptied my beer at a party once then my friend dumped his snus in the can only for me to think it wasn't empty after all
Robert Torres
The /never gonna make it/ thread?
Lucas Murphy
sitting for too long is really hazardous to your health, at least get up to piss user
Camden Diaz
John Anderson
yes it happened a few times, its not that awfull in term of taste if the pee pee is not to old.
If 1+ week old you start to regret very hard your mistake tho..
Benjamin Johnson
> accidently
Cooper Baker
I use one of those large laundry detergent jugs, so no.
Angel Hughes
i use half empty beer bottles as ashray and there were a few times i accidently drank from them
Jackson Garcia
>mistaking a cum jug for a piss jug
John Baker
I give piss bottles to my mom and after 10 minutes i come back to ask her "why are you drinking my piss?" obviously she is not but she still gets scared and looks at the bottle haha
kill me
Julian Lopez
did it ever work? did you tell them afterwards that it was piss?
Noah Thomas
I've done something similar. I've also ashed stuff into full drinks. Be careful when you smoke, kids.
Jaxson Sullivan
No but I've accidentally drank from my dip bottles before. Arguably worse than piss. Instantly jumped out of being half asleep and ran to the bathroom to throw up
Nicholas Wilson
What the fuck is the point of pissing in a bottle? Doesn't it take more effort to shove your cock into the bottle neck than to actually walk to the bathroom like a normal person?
Wyatt Nelson
If I wake up my mom by using the bathroom she'll start another fight with my dad and he'll get sick and die.