Tfw your gay roommate leaves a note in front of your door offering to suck your dick

>tfw your gay roommate leaves a note in front of your door offering to suck your dick
What do?

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Expose his ass to your gay friends and film them rip him a new one. Sell amateur gay porn for lucrative money.

Leave a note in front of his door that says "No thank you."

Do what you want dont ask us.

Ask if he wants a bj instead

Be surprised but also turned on because you dont have a dick

Can't even think of a reason not to really. Just close your eyes and enjoy the nut.

why you got a gay roommate

Do you always communicate in notes? Also 8/10 chance someone else wrote it to fuck with the both of you

t. has never attempted this

Don't do it op. Your dick will know it's a dude. You will not cum, and you will feel disgusted with yourself for some time afterwards. Learn from my mistakes.

genius prank. I'm doing this to someone

My gay friend literally BEGGED ME to give me head for like a year before I finally gave in.
4 years later we occasionally get drunk and coked up and have filthy gay sex.

If you decide to go ahead with getting a BJ off your gay mate... trust me, it'll go a lot further if you let it happen.
Gay people are incredibly familiar with dick and know what to do... if you get head from a gay guy once, you'll want it again and hate yourself for it.

I speak from experience.

nigga u gay ;)))))))))))))))))0

They need to have a gay roommate though

trick him with a dildo

>Also 8/10 chance someone else wrote it to fuck with the both of you
This.

Think about it. If he says yes, he just outed himself as a faggot. If he goes to his roommate even if he doesnt get angry and just politely tells him he refuses, the roommate is gonna be embarassed. If he doesnt go to his roommate but instead hates fags and decides to tell people about it, his roommate is ruined.

One of the two is getting fucked whichever way you put it

I have 5 roommates one of them is just flaming gay
Yes most of the time
Satanic dubs must be obeyed guess Im not getting my dick wet
Ironically this is not the first time Ive had a gay want to suck me off
Im actually thinking of putting a note under his door that reads
>thanks for the offer but Im taken
This guy legitmatley creeps me out but I dont want to piss him off and have him trying to fuck with me or my stuff

say yeah
meet up.
lay on your bed or his bed. and let him take off your pants, underwear. and let him blow away.

proves that gays cannot be robots

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>This guy legitmatley creeps me out
Why did you choose to live with him then?

best bj I had was from a guy, happened only twice. plenty of other women came close but a guy know's a dick. drink a few beers or smoke a bit of weed, chill and hangout and see what happens. it's not like you're fucking or anything- just a dude making you feel good like a massage

Plot twist: He actually meant for OP to give him a BJ, and once he gets there he will overpower OP and rape his mouth

>raping a mouth
Virgin detected

Just do it faggot its a free bj

Walk in and rape him be alpha

This. It's a free bj. Mouth is s mouth.

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>i'm down
>so down bro!
fuck i hate when people say this.