>"Pick up that can."
What do, user?
"Pick up that can."
Lincoln Torres
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Luis Watson
Bend him over and fuck his pooper bloody with the can
Isaiah Diaz
I pick up the can like a good sissyboi and hope that master orders me around more
Brody Reyes
I pick up the can and place it in the bin.
Camden Rogers
>Pick up the can
>Throw it at his kneecap
>Starts chasing me
>Make him enter a room
>Get out and lock him in that room repeatedly pressing "e"
>mfw i'm a big desinc fan
William Carter
he counters and beats your brains out with his electric baton, then sodomizes you with it. it's very effective!
Colton Murphy
>impulse 101
>vaporize with ar2 secondary
Kayden Lopez
I am not a native English speaker, I did not understand what he said. I just walked around him, when he tried to beat me.
Nolan Moore
The duality of Jow Forums , Dr.Based and Mr Faggot
Mason Long
>pick up this bitch! *grabs crotch*
Sebastian Taylor
Don't tell ME to pick up that can
Wyatt Green
Do an accelerated back hop off the trash can
Brayden Johnson
Bhop out of there
David Morris
Who is who though
Eli Taylor
I pick up the can, I throw it to him, and while he tries to defend himself I grab his truncheon and I sodomize him while he shouts and cries.
Aaron Clark
its pretty obvious, cancer
Brayden Mitchell
Nobody's got time for that!
Cooper Johnson
>feel the plug moving around under my clothes as I bend over and unclench my buttocks the resulting pressure from my panties pushes the plug deeper inside me
>as I reach out for the can I can feel it almost brushing my prostrate
>I freeze if I reach any further I'm definitely going to cum
>citizen did you hear me? pick up that can
>I squeeze my buttocks pushing the plug back from the precipice
>I'm visibly shaking but somehow I manage to reach the can with my fingertip but at the last moment disaster strikes
>the can slips from by fingers
>at the same moment the plug slips my rings grip and hits me right in the p spot
>trying to delay the agony just made worse and the sensation runs all the way up my spine causing me to audibly whimper
>I can feel the cum ozzing out as the CP looms over me
>I cover my crotch to hide my shame
>I feel like I'm about to cry
>visibly disgusted he reaches down and picks up the can
>"ok m-move along citizen"
Owen Roberts
He's joking
We're all faggots here.
Matthew Walker
Close the game and uninstall because the game is so unbelievably mediocre. It's kinda neat but not nearly as good as some people sperg over it
Ian Hernandez
Wow. Just wow.
You're super gay.
Tyler Hall
CP would kill on sight.
Aaron Gonzalez
Pick the can up and throw in his face then circle strafe the fuck out of him, every time.
Asher Taylor
Cleaning up shit is the janny's job, not mine.
Xavier Robinson
>do you know i am nigerian prince
>if you can pick up that can for me
>i can reward you with many many cans to be picked up by my people
>only if you are a good person you can help me pick up the can
Blake Rogers
I play through it every year and have a blast, homo.
Thomas Cook
>pick up the can
>friend of Combine guy takes photo
>uploads it on social media with caption "so I told user to pick up the can.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahaha!"
>become famous :')
Angel Reed
Is there a series of HL2 as well from the same author?
Andrew Walker
Yeah he's actively working on it.
8 meaty episodes out already.
youtube.com
James Lewis
c-can you make this into a full fledged fan fic please
Charles Kelly
> enter the hallway
> turn around and perform an accelerated backwards hop
> phase straight through him and continue jumping as my velocity increases exponentially
Ethan Gray
Depends user, do you like oviposition?
Kevin Rodriguez
10/10 I laughed, cried and came
Nicholas Jackson
>split can
>Slit his throat and then pants
>Fuck the corpse then run
Carson Torres
Dyson Sphere
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Parker Rodriguez
>entire civilizations were assimilated and guided to create megastructures sophisticated enough to harvest the energies of whole stars just so some mallcop could tell a goatee-growing cartpusher to pick up a can
Wyatt Martin
>Combine advisor oviposition fantasy
you had my interest, but now you have my attention.
David Perez
You fake bastard you've never stuck something in your ass before
Luke Richardson
Uninstall this shit, install the original and best Half-Life.
Mason Jenkins
Just start HL2 after the boat part and you get a pretty good experience.
Parker Perez
the true hl2rp experience
Grayson Nguyen
>"O-ok. I picked up the can."
>"Is this the right one?"
>"Were should I put it?"
>"The trash bin?"
>"Isn't this metal?"
>"Shouldn't I recycle it?"
>"Where did you get this can from, anyways?"
>"Can I keep this can?"
>"Do you wanna hold it?"
>"What kind of soda is this?"
>"Is this can yours?"
>"I don't think this can is empty."
>"Who was drinking this before?"
>"Is this diet?"
>"Is this the new recipe?"
>"Why are so few soda cans blue?"
>"Do you feel sluggish after you drink soda?"
>"Is that a baton? Why the mask?"
>"If I took that off, would you die?
>"Are you even a real guard?"
>"Where am I putting this can again?"
Austin Perez
How to die to a CP officer 101
Henry Rivera
Pick up the can
Put in the trash
Get involved with the rebels
Lead a revolution
Kill thousands of his comrades
Overthrow the government
Watch the world and all it's creatures burn
This is the future that he chose.
Jaxson Brooks
>pick the can
>throw it in the thrash
>reload
>throw the can at the officer so I can get both achievements