If you won 500 million dollars, what would be the first 10 things you'd do?

Put 250 million into 10 of what I think are the best financial investments for me.

get a house near the /uni/ district
buy a car
buy a house for my mom
buy a fuckton of apartment complexes and give them up for rent and shit
spend like 50mil on the stocks
leave ~20 mil for myself
buy out the current mayor and spend the rest of my cash on city development and shit

>1 get a full medical with an MRI and shit.
>2 buy my amazon wishlist
>3 lose my virginity to high class escort
>4 buy a house with an attached workshop and a large plot of woodland
>5 buy tools and machines for the workshop
>6 buy a bunch of motorcycles
>7 mandarake spending spree
>8 learn how to sail a boat
>9 buy a boat
>10 sail around in the boat

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invest half in stock market
own a home in US, europe, and asia near the countryside
own property in major cities to rent out
look for the fattest booty/widest hips on earth and creampie her every week for the rest of my life
attempt to start a business that overhauls the education system in the U.S. focused on leading people to a career based off their physical and mental aptitude
hire tier 1 lawyer/financial advisor
own a vault, several vehicles, and weapons for upcoming apocalypse

Learn to invest so it doesn't wear out
Make some property improvements
Help out local schools
Travel overseas

Donate some of it to SENS in order to cure aging.

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>Buy a comfy apartment
>Hire a financial advisor
>Invest
>Have fun
Tbh

pay off debt
buy house
buy furniture/appliances
buy nice PC set up
buy Bass Guitar
buy nice TV
buy home theater set up
buy a nice car
take my borthers and mom on shopping trip
look into investing

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1. Build a tower away from civilization (not not further than 3 hours of driving to the nearest store)
2. Equip it with library of hundreds of occult books
3. Build a greenhouse with rare herbs from africa or some other weird shit
4. Buy a shit ton of occult shit
5. Have a set of custom-made wizard robes
6. Browse /x/ all day every day
7. Spend money buying rare ingredients and do some autistic rituals
8. Do it until I day or unlock secrets of the universe
9. ???
10. Profit

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>Thinking anyone gives a shit about serious answers

>take control of Jow Forums and everyone within it
>hire shooters to take out all the normies
>buy myself fembot gfs then throw them into my sex dungeon
>get a lot of land and make my own commie city-state for all robots
>purchase a thousand solar panels, and wind turbines for electricity
>legalize prostitution in city state, the prostitues are the fembots
>set up large towers to get that internet connection
>build a giant wall around the city to keep the normal fags out
>set up turrets in the walls just in case
>have farms outside the gates for medieval aesthetic purposes
>get connection with Mafia's around the world for human trafficking
>use them to kidnap fellow robots and fembots
>if they choose to leave we shoot them in the head and throw their corpse in the catacombs
>watch city prosper and grow
>If the citizens become too normie I'll activate the nukes i bought and kill everyone

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I would
Give family and friends money
Buy houses in good tropical places
Buy boats
Buy a Tesla
Buy hookers
Buy healthy but really tasty foods
Travel around the globe
Fuck hookers everywhere
Yeah literally i would spend the most of it on prostitutes
The leftover money would be spent on drugs and charity or stuff like that
My dopamine and serotonin receptors would basically die from this lifestyle so yeah after some years i would kill myself i guess

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fuckin based
May I suggest a dark retreat?

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@50390814
>acting this thirsty

Contact lawyer
Get my family to delete everything they have of me online
Open several bank accounts and create diverse portfolio
Buy my parents house and whatever siblings want
Buy my own condo in city as well as other nice properties
Buy new wardrobe
Buy every car, video game, and tech gadget I want
Go on vacations to Asia
Pay instagram thots for sex
Pay someone to be my friend

>dont know how a city works
you failed at the start
i mean cogratz for posting Ur but Karlsruhe is the way to go if you want to be an overlord of a city

>Karlsruhe
What are you talking about retard?

Go to my boyfriend and live with him in a small house. Just us. Maybe kids.

the perfectly planned city for a true ruler
but a faggot like you wouldnt understand
read a bit about the concepts of perfect prisons and central city layout
>t.baroque fag

I don't give a fuck about a perfect city you dumb faggot

>Donate some of it to SENS in order to cure aging.
based and agepilled

>want to start a city
>want to be its absolute ruler
>makes a shit city
>its doesnt last even 5 years
congratz brainlet no amount of money will help you

Don't really care. I'm not trying to make a utopia i'll gladly live in my ruins you little queer

Buy a house in a gated community
Give a good share to the poor; charity(which I will be doing monthly)
Send some money to my distant relatives
Obviously giving money to my close relatives
Start a charity or give to a reliable charity (not the evil ones)
Invest in the market
Travel the country and world
Give more to the poor; charity
Buy a dependable sports or foreign sports car
Still giving to the poor; charity

I'd also get a financial adviser and get all my shit straight