Doesn't sex look fun?

It looks slippery, like a slip-n'-slide. It would suck to miss out on this for your whole life.

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stop triggering me wtf

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>muh dick

If you live by the pussy you will die by the pussy

Stop it only post this type of stuff on /b/ kys neurotypical normalfag

OP trying to up the suicide rate single handedly

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Sauce on this painting, seems interesting.

Excellent bait. The fun slip n slide comparison was a nice touch.
All in all, I'll give this post a 9/10.

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That dick is so small lol

the hand always beats the ol sour puss. nothin feels better.

Venus, Cupid, Folly and Time

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It looks pretty disgusting honestly, and this is coming from somebody who did it once (with a man). But saying it and having people here believe me is another thing entirely

I would rather die than let anyone see my micropenis
if that means staying a virgin then ok

Thank you, sir!
- Jetset Hudson

i have actually done it with girls and it's not that great

>LOL UR JUST DOING IT WRONG

nah, fuck off, i just didn't really like them much, they were sluts

meh
too used to being a weird loner beta at this point

Start lifting and eating right, then you'd actually enjoy physical activity and be able to please a girl

Sex is exhausting, painful, and not as fun as fapping.

Everyone who sees you knows you are a virgin right away

I hope people feel this way about me. I'm a pretty cute boy so they probably thing I fuck different people every now and then and this annoys me a lot

intresting how even if a guy with a small dick gets a women in bed with him, he is still made dun of, im assuming you're just a bit jelous of his feat and choose to belittle his appernce as a self deffence mechanism.

I cant stand the noises of sex, so distracting

I love the squishy, sloshing sounds

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Not in a bed
They are on the floor
Nice baby crib/playpen behind them
Bed is behind them
Nice rattan table
Wall has shitty wood paneling
Probably a single-wide trailer

Y'all wrote this thread a long time ago, a real long time ago

I like the tingly feeling vagina makes on my pee-pee.

Meh, just fucking meh. Women are so fucking vapid and quite honestly the rejections are just fucking harsh and drains a man so much. Go ahead post more pics of women getting fucked I really don't fucking care

she REALLY should've paid a bit more attention to the rug colors before posing for that short vid.

Sex is the single most important thing. Your quality of life depends on it. Get the most sex and the best sex that you can while you can

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lmao that smuhg face

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>most sex best sex
Just get a horny 45+, they know what they are doing.

Looks smelly gross

Unvirgin here. Sex is definitely somethig you should do at least a couple of times in your life. However, it's not that great. Overrated as hell imho. But to each his own I guess. My favorite part is when I get the girl naked. Its a rush. But then penetrating or getting blown kinda gets boring after a while, and the smell and stickiness of the whole thing is unpleasant. Not to mention when that mouth that just sucked your dick tries to kiss yours. Yuck.

I'm not the only one noticing that, along with the child's play pen behind her.
>see that play pen? Me and Chad here are gonna fill it.
>I'm not gonna let you knock me up, user. You're too inferior.

>If you live by the pussy you will die by the pussy
We all live by the pussy, unless you are the hidden AI and the internets shat you out.

It seems cool because it'd be nice to make someone that you love feel good and also it'd be fun to just pound something. Definitely looking forward to it.