Well I'm currently in a club and I have no idea wtf to do but stand here

Well I'm currently in a club and I have no idea wtf to do but stand here

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Pop some molly and get on the dance floor

mass shooting
the news is boring lately and i'm sick of hearing about that fucking cheeto in the white house

Pick an option
>dance
>by a girl a drink engage social mode
>find drugs
>all of the above

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It's okay to be nervous if it's your first time. Just start shooting and you'll get the hang of it. It's really something you learn by doing.

Rent
Free
In
Your
Head

LOL EDGY RAWR X33

UPDATE: This is fucking gay. Wanna go home and watch the office or play vidya.

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take 3 shots and go wonder off and talk to people

Hover near the exit and tell people to have a good day.

>Hover near the exit and tell people to have a good day.


Go out front and pretend to be the valet. Steal someone's car.

People aren't just going to be chill and open to conversation after someone starts shooting.

UPDATE 2: I'm 19 so can't drink. I'm watching niggers nig on the dance floor.

Lol, just don't tell anyone you're 19 and go get a beer.

You're supposed to talk to girls, be on drugs, or be gay and like dancing. If you do none of those three its going to suck.
t. Hates clubs

They put x's on your hands so they know you cant drink

Go ask a girl for some makeup to cover that shit up. Kill two birds that way, easy to break the ice if you need something from someone and maybe you might be able to keep the conversation going once you loosen up with a beer.

Walk up to a random nig and challenge him to a thumb war.

light a joint.

light the joint

UPDATE 3: Back home depressed and bouta sleep. That shit was fucking gay.

imagine being such a virgin
find some normie friends and go with thrm, youll be able to pull next time just watch what they do

Clubs suck. They never get better.

>UPDATE: This is fucking gay. Wanna go home and (do something even gayer) or play vidya.

UPDATE 4: This man is a nigger

Are you sure you're 19 there buddy

Just keep drinking. You'll either start going out and talking/dancing or it will kill the awkward feeling. Win win.

Just go get a beer and when they say no "No, you have an x on your hand", tell them it's actually a t.

kek user thanks very much for that kekking you just gave me have a good day user hahahaha