Welcome to my Jow Forums mansion. Stay as long as you like but under these rules:

welcome to my Jow Forums mansion. Stay as long as you like but under these rules:

>1
no rec/illegal drugs also no vaping
>2
no bringing over people or women
>3
be respectful, antagonizing me or other robots and you will be kicked out
>4
no fucking dogs or cats or anything that does not live in it's cage/tank 24/7
>5
there are ghosts, LOTS of ghosts most of which are benign, most were imported to scare off normals. NO EXORCISMS OR TRYING TO BANISH THESE GHOSTS

so are you robot enough to live here?

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Hey user, the ghost in my room is just standing there staring at me. Can I switch rooms pls?

>no rec/illegal drugs also no vaping
fuck off normalnigger ill do any drugs i want
>no bringing over people or women
if I can get a woman to come home with me, you can bet your ass im doing it, so fuck your rules
>be respectful, antagonizing me or other robots and you will be kicked out
as long as they don't start shit; i won't be a snitch tho
>there are ghosts, LOTS of ghosts most of which are benign, most were imported to scare off normals. NO EXORCISMS OR TRYING TO BANISH THESE GHOSTS
I'll banish a ghost if i want to.

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i'm sorry user but you don't qualify to stay at my mansion.

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they all have ghosts, the whole point of ghosts is that normies hate them because they represent the void.

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i didn't want to be a part of your stupid mansion anyways
can you think about it a second time tho?

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sorry user but you are too normie to stay here. For the sake of the safety of my mansion you aren't allowed. because you would fuck everything up

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my.. only 1 person has showed up. Where are all the robots?

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I want in! But I want a girl ghost to bang.

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im in, what about a cat though? cats are comfy dont need to be walked or taken out, and literally just sleep and eat. Ill get one that doesnt produce allergens too. If not, ill go without one.

Thats alright mane im already high as fuck. Nice place you got here

>ghosts implies some semblance of life after death
>the void

not sure you understand the concept

yeah sure why not
I'll set up some vidya to play with the ghosts

Im in but only if I can get fucked up. Im real quiet even when im tripping so I dont see how that affects anyone.

>Big titty ghost girl in my room
>Can't fuck her because I phase right thru her
She seems to really like me too. This shit sucks.

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Heck yeah

I love the paranormal

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>No rule against trannies or womeme robots
No thanks

Order a chinky mate i'm starving

Can I fuck the ghosts?

If I smoke my cigs outside and clean up the butts can I please stay, OP?

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Can I try to fuck the ghosts, OP?

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No spooky girl ghosts allowed in my room

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