tfw face subconscious slut-shaming by all partners.
>be me >be bottom >submissive in bedroom but not out of it >still gayboy though >extremely shy around people so all my partners assume I'm a virgin >obviously am not >last night end up having sex with guy I've known for ~6 months/was like a secondary person in my friend circle >go to sit on his dick >exclaims "oh" as he enters me in one go >I immediately start thinking about memes of how women get called roasties due to their labias resembling roast beef sandwiches >wanted to cry during sex
tfw boyroastie is there anything I can do to fix this? kegels?
im a fucking robot though you idiot I hate people and I get weird around them and I'm shy and awkward
Liam Russell
>exclaims "oh" as he enters me in one go Hehehee silly user, just stop playing with your ass so much. It's been 8 monhts since i don't stick anything but a finger inside, it's tight as fuck, let your ass rest for a while senpai.
Joseph Carter
that's all I wanted to hear, im hypochondriac as fuck and have been worrying all day about this
William Murphy
You can fix it by no longer having sex with men
Nicholas Garcia
Nah don't worry that much about it, seriously I used to stuff my ass with apples two years ago and now i can barely fit 3 fingers if i'm not horny enough. It takes some months but you can get it tight again if you stick to small dildos or just your fingers.
Thomas Butler
Faggot go to /lgbt/
Aiden Fisher
>with apples
WHY
Camden Perry
Because kinks Have you ever saw an apple getting out of an ass? Looks hot as fuck Maybe i went too far down the rabbit hole
Kevin Sullivan
I want to get in your rabbit Hoel if you catch my drift
Caleb Morris
I'm not a cute femboi user, i'm a skinnyfit guy with a normal guy face.
Evan Jackson
>has friend circle >is a slut You disgust and its not even because your gay. fuck of normalfag.
James Lewis
Even gay sluts who have friends they can fuck can still be robots. Gays have a hard time in society.
Jonathan Barnes
>Even gay sluts who have friends they can fuck can still be robots. Not even him but no they can't you retarded nigger faggot Robots don't have friends or have sex you fucking nigger Get the fuck off my board you newfag fuck
I can't decide if i like men or not, i like cute guys but i feel like it's wrong, and i absolutely can't into manly men, they look disgusting, i really hate when a guy that's not cute at all acts cute, it's disgusting.
small town gay fuck off normalfag Literally go outside and you would see oh wait. Straight robots aren't even on the same level which is why this board is becoming more and more gay. Straight robots are all failed normalfags whom mostly recover. You can't ignore how hard it is to not be accepted by your family no matter what, being born fundamentally "different".
Gabriel Rodriguez
>small town gay fuck off normalfag Do you actually think before typing, or it just comes out like a fart?
>not being accepted by your family no matter what You are such a retarded normalnigger that your post was physically painful to read My family has hated me ever since the day I was fucking born, my dad beating my ass was a normal occurrence as a kid, you're not special because you suck dicks. I tried fucking everything and I was still a failure I was born with literal autism, and you're complaining about being a fag which is ten times better then being completely fucked the day you were born I was born fundamentally different, being a giant faggot is literally nothing and the average sperg has it much harder than any gay nigger, they are becoming more accepted by the day while robots are left to rot This place is becoming more gay because of newfag shitheads like you migrating over All gays are normalcattle fucks because all they have to do is install grindr and get easy sex, their attractiveness doesnt matter in the slightest You are the definition of a normalfag fuck and I sincerely hope you die arkanine is dying because of shitheads like you that have no clue what theyre talking about Nothing you could say has the ability to make you right Now get the fuck off my board you nigger faggot newfag fuck
get out of here, sperg. this is a gay man's board now.
William Hughes
I want a cuteboi to bounce on my dick while I hug him and rub his chest I'm straight btw just want that one experience
Adrian Green
>tfw genuinely can not enjoy penetrating anything with my dick >can not enjoy having my dick sucked or fucking a vagina/ass >can only derive any sexual pleasure from sucking dick or taking it up the ass, will literally cum just from sucking a dick and swallowing.
Are you circumcised? Circumcision massively reduces the pleasure you get from fucking things with your penor.
Owen Ward
Yes I am, actually, though I wouldn't have thought it'd make that big a difference.
Nicholas Sanders
Whats are you talking about? you are a literal normalfag and you havent given me any evidence that your not a normalfag yet besides "just look outside".
Jason Lewis
It's much more important then you would think. First of all the tip of the foreskin is the most nerve-dense part of the entire penis, but the foreskin as a whole is also an important sheathe that protects the glans. Without a foreskin it dries out and constantly rubs on your pants which dulls the nerves.
Samuel Miller
but then why do I cum from receiving anal and performing oral.
also why do I prefer uncut dicks to cut ones
Colton Sanders
>but then why do I cum from receiving anal and performing oral. Because you're super gay lmao. Seriously idk though. >also why do I prefer uncut dicks to cut ones Uncut dicks are natural, it makes sense to me to prefer the non-mutilated version. Like you wouldn't be more attracted to somebody with a mutilated face.
Daniel Campbell
They look tastier too
Liam Jackson
I'm uncut ;) origi
John Perez
congratulations on having a tasty looking dick then, whoever gets to suck it is atleast lucky for that. hopefully you arent the type to just take advantage of them though
Jayden Diaz
Nah I'm too much of a hermit for that.
Jayden Reyes
Since your nerve endings have been severed permanently, your brains haven't been dulled by strong penile stimulation so your threshold for coming from other stimulation is way lower. Or at least that's what I'd guess
Chase Taylor
Is he flirting with me? Did I fuck up? Did I accidentally send fuck off signals?
He might or might not have been flirting with you but you didn't give off any receptive vibes to his potential flirting, so it's fine. On top of that, he's drunk, he can't drive, he might have passed out, there's no way for you to come through, unless you uber or ride a bus, so there's no point to him in further pursuing.
Oliver Bell
Out faggot, this was always a straight man's board
Michael Sullivan
what a wet blanket
Ayden Morgan
Sounds like he wants to fuck but doesn't wants to tell you directly. But i don't know the guy, so don't take my word for granted, i just talk from experience.
Jonathan James
Me or him? Are you sure he wants to fuck? I've never flirted with anyone or been flirted with before, also never had sex and am scared. He's pretty much a typical 4channer, has /mu/ tier music taste, which I also have. I know a lot of embarrassing stories about him, also he might not even be gay and I've been turned down too many times to want to take any risks of losing him as a friend if he doesn't like me like that.
Jeremiah Kelly
probably I'm drunk
Jordan King
Ah that changes things He's most likely just screwing around. If you want to try the grounds, send a message as a joke puting yourself in the spotlight, indirectly asking him if he would fuck you. Something like implying he's drunk enough to fuck you or find you attractive, this way you have a choice to follow this statement as a proposal or take it as a joke.
Isaac Scott
DG?
I'm mot very good with words, in th simulations in my head I've already fucked up 200 times
Just say something silly like "If i get drunk with you you'll fuck me, you big homo" Just make sure it comes off as a joke, i can't really write it for you user.
Jeremiah Edwards
Alright iv been sitting here for ten minutes not knowing what the fuck to say to sound like I'm joking and serious at the same time fucking shoot me please
>and serious at the same time Nah the trick is to make it a joke, like fully a joke, but the joke just so happens to include the possibility of him feeling attraction to you. Like stating the ridiculousness of him liking you or having sex with you. You are not asking him to fuck, you are making a joke to see his reaction, if his reaction is positive, you can be more flirty, if not, you just laugh it off.
lol Well, that happens user, you just keep meeting people and if you really want, you'll eventually find a bf. Honestly you seem like a good lad, i wouldn't mind going out on a date with you, i like awkward guys. Take tha however you want, if you have a chance with me, you might have it with someone else. I'm a dom tho
Anthony Lewis
If you knew me you probably wouldn't want to date me and I'm not surprised this guy doesn't like me anyways.
Michael Myers
>be me >slob >ugly >fat >never leave room >Jow Forums thinks I can just have sex whenever I want
I wouldn't know if i don't try. I doubt you are as bad as you think user, you would be surprised to know the kind of guys that i once flirted with.
Justin Foster
Bait, you're genetic garbage. An insignificant anomaly in the line of humanity's procession. I pity people like you. But you enjoy having cocks up your blown out ass. Your lineage will end with you and all the fags that you lay with. No matter what veils you try to lay over your sins they will always tear through and expose you for the pitiful faggot you are, the only hope for you is that your corpse feeds a bounty of worms. Otherwise you'll have been largely a waste of humanity.
Owen Parker
You wouldn't like me because I'm an ftm Yeah yeah yeah, kill myself, GTFO my thread/board etc. Etc
Benjamin Stewart
>Searching for copper >Find gold Why but cuntboy is one of my biggest fetishes
You're probably nowhere near Wisconsin If you are, here's a little rundown about me >Not feminine at all, facial hair, very low voice, male mannerisms >Very much mentally ill, schizoaffective, bpd, OCD, ADHD, PTSD, depression, all diagnosed, suspect myself to have autism or aspburgers though not diagnosed >Because of mental illness, I'm not very good at keeping up on my hygeine, going to sleep at a decent time, or doing basic tasks such as doing house chores or holding down a job >There is a chance that I will one day snap and think that you are god, Satan, or the Antichrist, or I might think that i am one of three said figures and i may think about killing you or myself >All I do all day is pay guitar, listen to music, and browse Jow Forums >I enjoy drinking and when I drink, I drink to get as fucked up as possible every time, throwing up doesn't stop me, over the holidays, I will drink from 2 days before Christmas all the way to two days after New year's, alcohol makes me euphoric >I am terrified of sex, I don't masturbate, I however, am fine with you jerking off and maybe someday, if I ever get my libido back from the antipsychs, I will masturbate with you >If you move in with me and my brother, your going to have to listen to them fucking
Adam Gomez
Ah no, sorry user, as i already told you we live just too far away from each-other. I'm crazy enough to say it sounds fun to enter a relationship with you, i have been with someone similar once. But well, i can only wish you luck user, to find someone that likes your kind can prove to be quite the challenge, weren't for the distance i would surely love to take you on a date. We can still be friends thought, my discord is Snuffles#8094
Jordan Taylor
neckbeards embracing eachother through faggotry kek
Parker Cook
Is it still faggotry if one of he neckbeards has a vagina?
Isaac Cox
Oreganello and sagenello the big neckbeard has spokenello
>>I enjoy drinking and when I drink, I drink to get as fucked up as possible every time, throwing up doesn't stop me, over the holidays, I will drink from 2 days before Christmas all the way to two days after New year's, alcohol makes me euphoric That's small time. Not to put you down, but a real nigga can down a case of beer (or equivalent in wine or liquor) every day for over 3 weeks.
Isaac Bell
Another user from Wisco? Dang that's rare.
Gavin Gomez
I hate to break it to you but I don't think you're straight bro
Anthony Gutierrez
Do you want to kiss boys and hold hands with them? Do you want the peepee?
Pretty simple. Yes or no.
Daniel Roberts
I thought I was ok to give anal a try, just so I'd done it and wouldn't be so curious anymore Turns out Im almost born to bottom, all i felt was pleasure and at a level where I started making all kinds of noises I've never heard myself make, eyes rolling and panting, forgot about my dick completely.
There went any hope of it being a one time thing.
John Walker
Op I know who you are and I sincerely hope your exes sold you out
Jonathan Scott
it makes me sick that people like you share my sexuality. i genuinely hope you are just aggressively shitposting because if you are not, i wish you nothing but misery and AIDS. get off this board, you massive cock-sucking loose normalfaggot. male roasties are not robots, they are turbo normals who think they are "le oppressed by le hetero man" while they ride the cock-carousel daily on Grindr. i bet you want to adopt a kid and teach him that it's okay to get fucked in the ass at the age of 10, you fucking degenerate.
