/r9gay/ - #582

I just want a non-fat robot to send me a video of him jerking off

I'm glad I have my foreskin. Shame it's as long as it is though

Is it weird that I keep cutting lips open with a razor??

well you can wrap the lose part around my exposed dry glans?

>Is it weird that I keep cutting lips open with a razor??
Yes

I suppose, but I bite my lips to point of bleeding a lot

I don't think it's that long

Measuring what? That we're a bunch of lonely gay guys in our late teens/early 20s?

well can I play around with it?

>late teens
lol there's probably a good deal of underagefags 14-17 my guess

>tfw nobody to lick, tickle, and sniff my feet

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I don't know about that, fella

I'm interested.
Very.

first for a barabf unconditional love

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and later 20s too, maybe even some early 30s old timers.

why are you interested user?

because I'm a pervert that likes boy feet.

>tfw want a big meatmonster bodybuilder bf
>tfw not worthy

guess we're fucked user

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out of curiosity, what type of build do you have user?

>tfw no bf to pound my asshole

What are you gay lads up to?
oririri

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I'd like if you were able to kiss them

I'm watching the buddhism hotline and shitposting, jonathon is qt

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He needs to shave to be honest

Me too. I'd happily kiss your feet all over and suck on your toes.

Would you be willing to give footjobs?

It's really good user, if I had you as a bf I'd feel so insecure for dating someone talented when I'm so devoid of talent myself, that I would end up somehow destroying the relationship and leaving you. That's how good it is.

I would but it doesnt interest me as much as a mouth or tongue. but I suppose its a fair trade if someone was willing to kiss and suck on them like that to give them a footjob

I'm at a supermarket getting a sandwich

average i guess? i'm 5'4 and weight like 130lbs. im planning on self improvement in like a couple weeks which will be a first.

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why not just make a sandwich, buy shit you can make a sandwich with

I'd happily drench your feet with my mouth before you trample my dick, then lick them clean after I dirty them with my seed.

Disgusting sluts. Fuck off to /soc/

That does sound quite nice when you word it like that. Cock is probably really squishy and icky to trod on.

because I'm not going home

Have you got a discord user? I'd love to talk about this stuff more privately.

Kinda of sick of the stereotypes in the gay commnity.
>too hairy to be a twink
>too skinny to be a cub

wow. i've never felt so proud and depressed at the same time. thanks! i'm sure you'd be good bf material, user: don't beat yourself up.

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Sorry I'm not really interested in talking much more about it, I don't know what else I could say and I guess it would make me feel kind of dirty

These are both things you could change

Oh, okay. It's just rare to find gays who like foot stuff.
I guess I am a bit horny about it. Sorry

im gonna soduku guys i cant do this anymore

It's okay don't feel bad! I know how it can get feeling like that. I hope I didn't get you too pent up.

It's okay, one day I'll meet a wonderful boy with cute feet and die happy because he let me touch them.

Bored, gotta wait a few hours until I find japs whoring themselves for free in camsites

>come home
>take off my boots
>there are sweatprints on the floor when i walk around in my socks

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I'm just watching a film. Nothing of interest happens in my life

dreading another week of wage slavery starting tomorrow.

I get that when I jack off but it's with my bum

I'm not a perv or anything but pics?

>tfw neurotic
Today it has manifested itself as my teeth feeling entirely too sharp, alongside a very strong urge to rip them out of my jaw. Fun.

reeeeee why did you deleted my black cat?

it was (you) bait

I really wish I did, so much

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it's too late, its worn off. you perv

>tfw you will never have a cute, tall boyfriend to play vidya with
Why life?

b-but I've seen people just do that, the first time I do it and it gets fucking deleted.

>tfw no skin condition bf

this, worst feeling

i'm right here user,6 ft tall

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take it as a sign to not copy others

You'd only want a crush if he likes you back
I have a crush on a guy but he doesn't like me and it drives me crazy

I think you blox-posted, iirc. You had like oririri or something at the end of your post?

I used to have really bad hands, it was terrible. I couldn't even straighten them out, there were cracks that would bleed. I don't know what happened but it just cleared up a few months ago and have actual functional hands now

>tfw no slightly-below-average bf

Hello this is me. My mother keeps pestering me about her new magic cure-all scam.

Skin issues are a sign of gut issues. Get/make some RAW kefir, sauerkraut, kombucha, avoid grains, nightshades, beans, and fiber

What would you recommend for mildly dry skin?

slightly below average what?

Fermented foods and high quality fats, also don't shower too much, and when you do water is all you need to clean your skin, soap, unless if it's traditionally made without all the shit in beauty and cleaning products today have

facial attractiveness

Maybe I should eat more sauerkraut and oily fish then. I only shower once every two days so it can't be that.

if you have a small shoe size you can't be a top

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>one day going to have to come out to my mother as a cock loving faggot.

I don't want these feels /r9gay/.

most sauerkraut in stores is made with vinegar and not fermented, so watch out. Make sure it's raw and the only ingredients are cabbage, salt, and water, or make it yourself. 2 weeks in the minimum amount of fermentation. You want diversity in your gut so you should try to consume all types of fermented foods and drinks

>tfw no halo server
i miss winning

>tfw no below-average face bf with an above-average body

>mfw I know what that doujin is
>mfw I have fapped to it before

it's one of the more popular yaoi doujinshi artist it's not that obscure

tfw no spotty pale-skinned brown hair and eyes bf

>mfw you have no face
Spooky desu

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The type I buy uses white wine so I doubt it's fermented. I used to eat a lot of fermented foods because there was a lithuanian shop near to me but I've now moved so my diet has changed slightly

>tfw no bf to make sauerkraut, pickles, kefir, and kombucha for

>tfw size 8 feet

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That's the same size I have. Is that big or small?

Make me kvass too and we can date

>below average height
>above average feet size
it's a curse

Oh yeah, forgot about Kvass, made it once and it was delicious. I bottled it too early and one bottle shot up like 3 feet in the air and there was fruit fly infestation

It's average in my country. It's 10.5 US

>have 11 1/2 wide size feet (us)
>still a subby bottom with a small cock.

feet size doesn't matter guys.

definitely small, user