Is eating pussy the gayest thing a "man" can do?

Oh hey for the first time I've understood this whole Incel thing, its you guys.

>black intellectuals

eating pussy is for betas
true alphas aim for the butthole

>be inna highschool reunion
>see classmate
>jokingly reminisce about how we fooled around back then
>dared me to to those stuff again
>ended up doing it in the car
>tried to eat her but she tasted like a cheapo chinese AA battery
>can't extend my tongue even for a centimeter because I'd puke
>mfw that experience has led me to be celibate for two years now

She's a solid 9/10 half aussie pinay but I just can't do it

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i wouldn't mind eating pussy if there wasn't a risk of throat cancer. eating pussy can fucking kill you. that shit is scary.

So by that metric it would be straight if I sucked of my Rottweiler.

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I’m not sure I agree with that
What’s worse, getting dominated by a
man, or getting dominated by a woman?

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Eating pussy is the manliest thing a man can do. How can performing an act where all five of your senses are trained on giving pleasure to a woman be anything but manly as fuck?

Too bad aids wasnt a thing back then. It would have pretty much whiped out faggots by now.

I have a small dick. I have to compensate somehow.

fpbp

Pretty much

It's pretty fucking beta
And it's stinky

Did you tell here, user? Nothing’s going to change if you didn’t tell her

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Is that what your dominatrix told you?

He's a mudslime. Who cares what his opinion is?

>a bunch of nerd virgins arguing over whether eating pussy is gay
You fucking losers wouldn’t know what to do with a pussy if it were laid wide open on a table with utensils and instructions.
Eating a woman’s pussy and ass is about the most masculine thing you can do. Pick that bitch up by her hips and shove her hindquarters into your face and she ain’t gonna have a choice but to suck your dick as you give her the best oral sex of her life.
Fucking incels

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you ever watch the sopranos? in costa nostra that kind of behavior could get you clipped.

i never eat pussy. i don't like it at all. back when i had a steady girlfriend i'd do it sometimes, but only after she had taken a shower and all that... i think i did it maybe 4 times over a 2-year relationship. moving forward, i don't plan to ever do it again. women will always say "well if you're not going to go down on me, then i won't go down on you!" but this is a basic-tier shit test and you should ignore it. if your woman respects you she won't be able to resist putting your cock in her mouth, regardless of whether you reciprocate. besides, this rapper (whoever he is) is right, the rules are different. and for good reason. vaginas are fucking filthy compared to dicks. you can wash your dick with a bar of soap. to wash a pussy you have to buy all types of douching equipment, and women can't be bothered. hpv is easily transferred from eating pussy, and it's a greater cause of mouth cancer than smoking. fucking SMOKING. if you eat the pussy of a girl with hpv or something worse, she might not even be showing any symptoms, but you're pretty much guaranteed to get it. meanwhile you could have full blown aids and she's unlikely to get it from sucking you off unless she spits the cum into an open wound afterwards. it really is a totally different scenario. stay safe out there boys, keep your mouth off that filth slit.

It tastes like shit. But it might have to do with the fact there are no innie aryan qts here

Right, and getting head is for loser betas

I have a small penis so I have to otherwise I wouldn't.

Girls have never told me they wanted it. Some have straight told me they didn't want it. I think if you drill them good they don't want some shitty head, they'd rather be drilled.

I'm surprised he doesn't break that chair

If you look at this person and think "this is what men are or act like" it is you whom is the gayest my friend.

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He's given his wife a well-above comfortable life in the top 10 percent of humanity, and all he expects in return is that she sucks his dick and he doesn't have to lick her pussy in return.

She's not cleaning the house. She's not raising the kids by herself. She's not working a second job. Bitch just has to suck his dick from time to time and keep him happy.

Women are spoiled.

I wish I could have a millionaire supporting me, and I'd totally suck his dick to get that.

>Relying on the Hollywood Jew to rationalize your own lifestyle choices

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a quick lick to get hole nice and sloppy before banging. The scent and taste actually is like natural viagra, too.

If you cant nosh a lass to o then your a failure of a bloke

What about girl cock?

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gayest thing a man can do is defend eating pussy trying to attack a man who doesn't do it on principle. like, eating it is one thing, trying to pretend like eating it makes you a better person than someone who don't is just sad, like a slave who got told he was a good boy so many times he starts to enjoy his slavery.

>Eating snatch is gai

Like people didnt know this vanilla ice niggerfaggot retard 'dj' wasnt just a fat fucking joke BEFORE he said another dumb.

This wretched caricature exists to appeal to his fellow 75IQ hominids to buy products for (((them))).
He should be thankful so many re5a4ds exist, otherwise he would work at a car wash and give away his mix tape.

He's right.

Please explain to me exactly how servicing a woman is masculine
You wake up at 6, struggle not to kill yourself as you get ready for a job you hate, fight through traffic for an hour, get yelled at for being late, get shit on by co workers, got shit on by your boss, eat up the shit, say thank you, fight through traffic for another hour on your way home, walk through the door, and you eat HER pussy? I don’t think so

Sexist nigger

>Is eating pussy the gayest thing a "man" can do?
Yeah. With a woman anyway.
It's a shit test. Women can't even orgasm anyway. You're a fool if you fall for it. She'll lose all respect for you.

>eating anything down below
That's disgusting.

If you eat pussy and it tastes so bad you'll puke then it's because that woman has terrible hygiene. It's like how sucking the unwashed dick of a middle aged man only happens in hentai.

Eating pussy is life.

>has never used his mouth to make a woman squirm/moan to the point of begging for his cock only to continue “servicing” her until he is in fact, ready.

noice

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pussy is delicious, not wanting sweet puss on your face is indicative of a turbulent relationship with the bhagwani

Khaled is just embarrassed because he's a fat fuck, think about him trying to go down on a girl geometrically and how humiliating that shit would look. like a beanbag trying to clean itself like a cat. i wouldn't do it if i was him either.

>if
Eating strawberry always tastes nice, i don't need to worry.

You do realize vaginas don't get washed? You can't wash vagina on the inside, it's not ever recommended.

The root is fake news.

I don't know but apparently there is significant risk of throat cancer associated with performing oral sex on a woman if she has HPV. And a lot of women have HPV. A lot.

There is no condom for your tongue boys.

What kind of retarded logic is that?
>please baby, let’s fuck
>nah slut imma keep sticking my tongue in your open wound you just sit back n enjoy
Real alpha

DJ Kalid is a Douche...

Besides his is the king cucks!!

a fucking towel head who works for a jew record industry right Jow Forums??

Actually crossed my mind that she does look pretty and might have gone full turbowhore sometime in her life and that worried me.

Had myself checked and got the green light. Turns out female diet greatly affects how she smells and tastes down there. Might also be because the venue was pretty hot and stuffy so she got a bit sweaty and all.

>muh throat
>There is no condom for your tongue boys.
There are but they're as demotivating to use as you could imagine.

I genuinely like eating pussy. I dont like getting my dick sucked.
> using a fat nigger as justification

Imagine being so fat you can only insert half of your penis into any orifice.

Based
Don't do this again

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Yes you can. You can also wash your ass so that you're not full of shit.

Of course most women think that washing the labia is sufficient for hygiene purposes. They actually have a myth about vaginas being self cleaning so they end up with stale period blood lining their vaginas which is where the copper/battery taste comes from depending on how 'fresh' it is.

You are just smelling(and slurping) piss.

this.

>continues to argue with a stranger on the internet whilst masturbating with his own virgin tears as a lubricant

I’m gonna go stick my tongue in my wife’s asshole before I give her our fifth white child. Have a good day, buddy.

They just need to wash. Unfortunately women are generally too stupid to wash unless a man tells them to.

Yes there is

if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything

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Women don't wash vaginas, because that causes infection. Any air into vagina can potentially cause infection. Vagina is a closed chamber where air should exist. With washing you put air inside and that causes infection.

You know whats really gay. Being a disgusting fat arab but thinking you're super cool. Thats gay as fuck.

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*shouldn't exist

Actually, according to the Romans, sucking cock was the second gayest thing you could do. A man forcing another man to gobble his cock was pretty gay, but not completely gay. The gayest thing you could do, according to the Romans, was lick vagina. A man was not supposed to submit to a woman, no matter who he was or what he did.

Well I'm gay and I'm really curious to eat pussy. So.

this guy has it right, spot on analysis

>tfw definitely lowered my status with grill I was seeing by giving in and eating her out
>tfw brainlet at eating pussy/fingering and cant figure out how to do it well
>tfw only times I've made a woman orgasm has been solely thru muh dick, my hand/tongue skills are shit
>tfw know that if I stick my tongue into the abyss it will most likely lead to sex
>tfw dont have the nads to call the bluff and refuse giving oral

I'm not a man, fucking end it now

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This is why you're a faggot, because you care about a woman's response that much.

why the fuck would anyone care what the romans thought?

I'd reconsider the first one there.

someone snook down south to post this.

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Ya no one gives a fuck what Romania says.

How did you come to the conclusion that vaginas are closed? Queefing is something that women do. The fish smell is usually bad hygiene mixed with an open vaginal entrance.
Eating can and does give you infections. If you wash regularly then you are less likely to get an infection than if you let it fester.

Should I be asking a lower level question? How about have you ever seen what a vagina looks like up close?

Because western civilisation and particularly your culture/nation are heavily based upon Roman cultural and society. Isn't that right, my Wallachian friend? You're no Roman.

Because they were based as fuck. Even Pence gives them some credit over the bible.

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Roman speciality was fermented fish, so i can imagine they had a taste for vagina too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garum
>Garum was a fermented fish sauce used as a condiment[1] in the cuisines of ancient Greece, Rome, and later Byzantium.

taking your country back hans, one shitpost at a time.

Why do you think roasties and women with lots of sexual intercourse smell down there? Lots of air, lots of smell. Bacteria can't survive without air.

I love how pop culture doesn't know how to respond to black guys being the new rock stars

Even with rock stars, a lot of feminists and political correctness had them by the balls at certain points. It's not the same with rappers kek

Eating pussy is pretty beta. Imagine actually caring if the girl gets off too.

you'd know lol

This so much. The Sopranos was dropping redpills on 'eating pussy' 20 years ago.

SURE WHATEVER CAPTAIN INCEL

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You aren't even Irish, 50% of people born in the Republic are foreign, no joke we need a wall in Northern Ireland.

>bacteria can't survive without air

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It's because they don't wash. Porn stars don't complain about pussy smell because they clean up before they get into action.
Air gets into the pussy no matter what. It's not completely closed like your asshole.

It took me a few minutes, but I get it now. Good post Pole!

> not eating out your wife

What are you fucking gay?

This. If she wants to get licked she can ask her girlfriends or get a cat or something I dunno.

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only if you don't penetrate her immediately afterwards

If you wash you put air inside vagina, then you really smell. Not only that, your mouth is the most bacteria filled place, you lick vagina put your bacteria inside and release slumbered bacteria in vagina, it's a clusterfuck disease creating environment for you and her.