Bam Magera:
>failed chad
or
>one of us
Bam Magera:
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Whoa he looks like that incel advice guy on the right
i almost thought he was the epic meal time guy lol
Did he go absolutely insane after Ryan Dunn died?
>men age Iike fine wine
kek
Slow your rolls, roastie.
This is still eons better than any 23+ female.
He's also just older
Stop exaggerating.
The weird thing is that his father looks better than him now. He's still obese, but he looks healthier than his son and not out of his gourd.
he start looking as his dad lmao
We all saw the genes running through Bam, this shit was just a matter of time.
uhh I'm Bam Margera and this is sunking Phil's dick while he's tryna sleep
idk either but he was bound to be fat. he kept trying to stay skinny by throwing up all the time, as he's seen his family all become fat. doesn't help that ville valo is skinny as shit and he was jealous of him for it. dude is eternally fucked mentally
>whahhh my friend died so I'm gonna ruin my life
sorry no.
fuckin retard is just using that to legitimize his own self destructive tendencies and get pity points. He knows this, and ironically this only makes him hate himself even more and he spirals further down.
In reality he hit the career wall, relationship wall, and tolerance for your childish bullshit wall and started substance abuse. Then Dunn died and he saw his golden ticket for sympathy from everyone who was telling him to get his shit together. And he's milked that cow for years.
>In reality he hit the career wall
Which is really sad because he was a fantastic skateboarder.
>bam's too fat to skate anymore
fuck this gay earth
>Bam Magera in another five years
Just a dumb fuck that couldn't handle his money and liquor
>tfw literally aged the same exact way
I wish I was 20 and sober again
I don't know, he kinda looks like shit but he endorsed Sam Hyde and even though he was paid to do so I respect that
My man be listening
Nice dubs.
Life sucks move on 20 was lame 55 is where it's at
Fail Chad big time. He had it all. Did it all what's next ? Drugs
>Slow your rolls
kek
>55
will probably be thoroughly decomposed by then to be honest
He literally just quit rehab because
"It was boring."
10 days in too. I want to see him get better like, Novak or Steve O. Even Raab had him on his podcast and he sobered up too. I hated seeing Ape and Phil sad on that shitty rehab show they did.
The only thing sad about bam is the sheer quantity of undeserved respect this cunt of a man seems to receive.
His differential association could have been mitigated, but he turned it into a TV show made possible by pic related, and then proceeded to do what all dumbfucks do when they get their hands on huge amounts of cash they don't know what to do with.
>Huurduurr drugs and tattooos
>35 yearold skaterboi
>No concept of delayed gratification or investment
>Obscenely expensive cars that lose 50% of their value in the first year, assuming they aren't wrapped around a tree first.
>Putting the imagined esteem and imagined respect of people worth even less than yourself above your own life goals
If you wanted to be a fleeting role model for 12 yearold hoodrats, this is exactly what you do.
If you want to act like a 14 yearold into your 30's, and only when you're broke do you realise people are laughing at you and not with you, this is what you do.
Is Johnny the only one of the jackass crew thats still successful?
You can't be a robot when you're already an earth rocker
Literally all of them have good lives except for Bam.
After Ryan Dunns' death he went into a drunken stooper for nearly two years, caused his wife to divorce him. He's still never got over Ryan's death and I don't think he ever will.
he's just a werido, i like him, we'd probably be best friends if i knew him IRL
Every time i see Bam Margeras face it reminds me of Tony Hawk's underground and this song starts playing in my head
Must suck that you never had friends :(
I can tell why.
There was this odd period of time from around 2007 to 2009 where Dunn and Bam didn't hang out because Dunn got a blood clot and got depressed. Bam started hanging around Novak alot and made Unholy Union and Where The Fuck Is Santa. He was kind of out of control just from Dunn ghosting him, so I can only imagine Dunn dying would destroy him.
Also, have any of you seen Living Will. Ironically Dunn just before he died made a movie about him becoming a ghost and "haunting" his best friend.