/britfeel/

Best not to email him lad, you'd definitely come across as some kind of obsessive weirdo narcissist. Congrats on winning the competition though lad, care to post your work to pastebin?

It's your work. You're entitled to change your mind about what face you want to put next to it

>2019
>not drinking a true lady's tea

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Haha Oliver you fucking madlad, next you'll be telling me you snorted a line of instillagel in your eye for a ruse cruise.

Did an all nighter lads.
Had a nice fap, edged for like 3-4 hours.
Only stopped because I remember maintaining an erection too long is dangerous.

Might get a provisional and buy a moped so I go places without walking amongst normans.
Any bikefags around?

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>moped
>bike
Don't kid yourself, really bikers pedal.

Do you live in the south? If so I wouldn't, it'll get knicked

Agreed lad, only losers have engines

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>dangerous

Why lad? I occasionally have multiple hour long edging sessions too, should I be worried?

I did my motorbike CBT just a few months back, any questions lad?

Go smoke a joint of indica and you'd be fine

>why lad
Dunno, just seen medical shows where people get wheeled in with "Erection for 4 hours, could lead to necrosis," and I'm like, "that's one nights edging!".

>any questions lad?
Who can get the CBT from
Tips/info on the theory and practical tests
What cc can i ride up to
Will I need insurance

I got my provisional and a moped for a bit but just went back to cycling. It's more enjoyable, better for my health, and I don't have to bother with the rules of the road or traffic and the annoyances that come with it.

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What if the photo itself makes me come across as some kind of narcissist? I was just going to remove the border is all and say something like "Would you mind updating the photograph please? I'm told it looks a bit daft with the border". I can't share the work unfortunately as it's online already.

What do you think about the above user's post though?

Jow Forums slow for everyone else, or am I just fucked?

Diffrent lad here, been riding for 4years
If you do your cbt you can ride on L plates for two years without needing to do your theory or pratical test. Just make sure you are on nothing bigger than a 125cc, you are insured, taxed and MOT'd
Then your sprted lad

>Agreed *puff* lad, only *gasp* losers have *mops sweat from brow* engines

got accepted to cambridge lads

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got accepted to cambridge lads... a-are you proud of me?

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I dont know lad it seems to be bothering you so might just give you peace of mind to have it changed. I'm sure your work is good enough it doesnt matter what pic you have though

What course lad?

What happens at therapy? Also no idea if my therapist is a man or a woman, unisex name init

well done lad what will you be studying

Same for me, pictures and changing boards is very slow to load

Nah, trust me, if he receives an email from someone he hasn't spoken to in 3 years asking for a picture of him to be taken down because it doesn't look good enough it's going to come across as very strange, very insecure and ultimately narcissistic.

Narcissists aren't necessarily obsessed with themselves, but rather how others perceive themselves. So if you posted a goofy photo thinking it was appropriate at the time then whatever, people make mistakes, but if you email the guy out of the blue three years later it sends big red flags to him. Like, he'll be thinking "did this guy really think about that little photo for three years?!".

Is it a particularly busy site? Are people going to notice if it changes?

Maybe you could spin it as you want an updated pic because you've changed a bit since you won the contest, but that seems tenuous to me since people don't change too much in three years.

For real though I'd be very interested to read your work, got a link?

First few sessions will be them asking a lot of questions and finding out about you. Later it will be more 'how are you feeling this week?' and they'll help you work through issues

The work is mediocre, I mean it wasn't a massive competition. I just haven't had social media in a decade, had nothing about me on the internet before submitting it, and now my name, photo and work is on several websites. I just cringe whenever I think about the fact I placed a fucking black border around my edgy black-and-white photograph, which itself looks like a catfishing photo as when I had to attend the ceremony a few months later I had gained weight and looked depressed and out of shape. I really fucked up and overdid things out of fear and general mental retardation. I look like a proper tryhard.

Site fucking dead. F

It's not a busy site, but it's the only prominent photo of me online (that appear via google search anyway). There are other photos of me on that site, and on Twitter, but they are ones people took of me at the ceremony, where I looked depressed and out of shape. I guess I must be narcissistic, since I do worry about how others perceive me. I have always felt somewhat freakish and pathetic, and I guess have overdone my efforts to appear normal / good which then comes across as self-involved. I can't post the story sorry, I wouldn't want to get doxxed etc.

I got accepted into UCL in 2012 but didn't want to move down south (working class couldnt afford it anyway) and I heard it's full of foreigners so thought fuck it.
Now look at me, NEETing it up with an unfinished degree.
I sometimes wonder what my life would've been like if I went there, probably miserable.

it's a checking my old employers job listings every single day in hopes they're hiring so I can have a job again kind of episode

steak for lunch me thinks lads

they won't hire you back, amer.

>steak for lunch
Fattie!!!

Well I've done it many times and my todger hasn't fallen off yet so I guess I'll keep going. Does make my balls ache something fierce though

>Who can get the CBT from
just Google CBT test lad, you'll have local training centres unless you're out in the sticks

>Tips/info on the theory and practical tests
So firstly the CBT isn't an exam, it's just a training session. They can still deny you the certificate if you don't prove you're safe on the moped but it's not a straight pass/fail situation. The theory section will just be a brief chat on the basics but you will be expected to know how to read the road and negotiate junctions/roundabouts etc. I already knew all that shit cause I have a driving license but if you're starting from scratch you need to read up on that.

As for practical it's all very straightforward - slalom between cones, u-turns, mirror signal maneuver etc.

>What cc can i ride up to
125cc motorbike but I don't actually know what the regulation for moped is

>Will I need insurance
Of course you will dummy, along with MOT and tax

Chucked lad I'm not that paki, and we left on very good terms, I reckon they'll hire me back. It's not like I left because I hated the job

Feel bad for any future gfs I ever happen to get desu.

sainsburys meal deal
>bacon sandwich
>bag of grapes
>orange juice

Good morning frens. I woke up at 8am then decided to go back to sleep and woke up at about 11am. It's a little bit sunny today about time we had some /good weather/. I hope you have a nice day
Does your pet give the best cuddles?

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We have 3 cats and I try to divide our cuddle time equally

Pissing down here
>tfw 2 dogs
>constantly worry I'm giving one more affection than the other
especially when I'm playing with one and the other comes running in from the other room

I have 3 cats and try to do the same. Sometimes I can do 2 at the same time I wish I had 3 arms so I could fuss all 3 at the same time

so tired but still 6.5 hours left in work lads, not sure i'll make it

>bad teeth
>bad posture
>bad sight
>bad skin
>5'7 manlet
>social anxiety
>virgin
>I'm only 20 years old

Am I pathetic enough lads?

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You're young enough to fix some of those things at least.

Right time to stop being a little bitch and tidy my room

Good luck lad. Here's a little something to help you through.

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Worst of them is teeth, lost all of the enamel on 50% of my teeth. It's not just a normal tooth decay. Sealed most of them but it's fucking expensive.

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>bad teeth
>bad posture
>bad sight
>bad skin
>5'7 manlet
>social anxiety
>can't drive
>no friends
>I'm only 23 years old
>perpetual student, 60 grand in debt
>engaged :)

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Pleased to see 2 new episodes of The Good Doctor have been announced. Only Quarantine Part 2 had been announced to broadcast today and I thought they were going to cancel it. Not sure how the good doctor kept his job after the freak out though
S02E12 Aftermath will be broadcasting on 21st January and S02E13 Xin will be broadcasting on 28th January
Aftermath is probably the aftermath of the supreme autism in Quarantine and Quarantine Part 2
Xin is probably something do with chinese doctor man. Xin apparently is part of some chinese medicine thing and means faithfulness and sincerity

wagie hours britfeel reminds me of the 2016 era a bit, quite comfy

That show is beyond cringe

>bad teeth
>bad posture
>bad sight
>bad skin
>6'1
>social anxiety
>can't drive
>zero qualifications
>in debt from failed uni attempt
>KHHV
>no friends
>still live with parents
>25 years old

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Just finished my exam lads. Wew, I'm glad that is over. I managed to write 2000 words

How? It's good you're a pleb

I'm so unbelievably lazy ffs

Not accurate even slightly

Dont slag off the Good Doctor lad, rather enjoy watching that show with my mate

Can you imagine arguing over these 2? It's that woman who got a pussy thrown on her in east is east v miss Jones from rising damp

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So what? No TV show is accurate. It's not supposed to be it's not a documentary

>theyweremen
>were
they still are lmao

Stop attention seeking user

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What was hostlad thinking chasing that

Alright mate. Anyone tried to call Nelson directly today?

>expecting a medical drama produced by David Shore to be accurate
If that were the case the autistic lad would never have been hired in the first place

>comfy thread going fine
>lol lets talk about trannies

I know but personally it makes me cringe because they go for a serious tone and I can't look past it, you enjoy what you want though lad don't let me stop you

Afternoon any bints in?

Where's Lulu's tits at?

I mean scrubs is a stupid comedy but does a far better job imo.

to be fair the top 4 encompasses like half of british people

No ones been foolish enough to attempt that today. Which is good because he looks a little stressed. Found a better pork sandwich shop round the corner during my lunch break too. Not bad day so far mang.

Cola I want a shot at dating you. You'd be surprised who it is.

I'm guessing this is shippy or weatherfuanon but sorry I'm not interested in dating anyone else for the foreseeable future

who is this ejacuIate advocate?

No I wasn't at the meet

why would you want to date someone you've never met and dont really know?

Bros I'm sorry I cant be bothered to workout today

The you of tomorrow thinks you're pathetic mate. Get it done.

when you give up on dating your life really falls appart
you have no reason to look good anymore so you let yourself get fat and wear bad clothes. you dont need to socialise any more so you spend all day in your room/ at work

>basing your attraction on some soft focus, very carefully angled and cropped selfies

prepare to be disappointed

I dunno lad, do you remember that episode Dr Cox was struggling to find organ donors for his patients and ending up unknowingly using the organs from a patient that had died of rabies? All Dr Coxs patients rejected the new organs and died, Dr Cox showed up to work the next day absolutely hammered and had to be sent home. Pretty sure he wouldnt be allowed to practice medicine anymore in the real world

I want to learn about trannies, and arent most dates with people you don't know? Maybe it not a date just a chat would be fine.

>How to save a Life starts playing

If literally the only reason you bothered to keep up your appearance and socialise was for the prospect of getting fanny you're fucking hopeless lad

Not a tranny but I dont think they'd enjoy a date that was you asking them questions about being trans

Yes everyone knows I'm a disappointment already, you can stop now

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>and arent most dates with people you don't know?
the normie reveals himself
literally the 'you want to meet someone? just go on some dates lol' mentality

Pretty much what this lad said. The reason you don't dress well and take good care of yourself just to make yourself happy is the reason you don't have a gf