Walking through the woods

Cover her up in a jacket, pick her up and carry her (still tied) back home, say I "don't have a knife"

When she gets home I'd make her a warm drink and spike it with a few painkillers or something.

Then I'd pretend I saw someone out of my window so I could have an excuse to wait for her to feel dizzy, say hold on and don't make any noise.

Once she's sleepy inside I'd cut the ropes off now that she's half asleep, or maybe asleep. Then I'd put a jacket only over her top, and hug her tight close to me. She'd be thankful I saved her and hormonal so she'd bond with me even if it was irrational.

I'd pat her and hug her gently so she relaxes more. When she is asleep I'd carry her to bed. I'd strip to only my underwear and get in with her. I'd wake her up by spooning with her, rubbing against her from behind. Then I'd slide her coat off gently, covering her mouth if she resists. I'd slide off my underwear and once she was relaxed again I'd put her on her back. I'd kiss her neck and chest, caressing her face to show she feels she's being cared for and not raped (which she would be in reality) and sucking on her nipples. I'd feel her body up with my hands, making sure she's relaxed and ready. Then I'd go inside her and fuck her slowly, kissing her and caressing her meanwhile but pull out before I finish. I'd lay back and pull her over to sleep on my chest, comfy with the sex toy I found in the woods. Maybe in the morning we could see if we do it again.

Extremely unsettling read

Check my map again. Clearly I am walking in circles.

Help her and make her a bowl of eggs

Take my dick out and ask her to sniff it.

Why, are you a woman?

>trap
no thanks

not the same user, but i'm a dude and i found that a little unsettling too

Shave off all of its hideous hair, flay it alive, then behead it.

>le 2006 joke

You made me trow up:(

shoot it in the head and walk away

>why are you tied
>where's the guy who tied you
>you have to eat all the eggs

Punch her in the face a few times and then some more

>Think something along the lines of "Well shit, this is either my problem now or I walked into a porn shoot."
>Ready whatever rifle I'm carrying in the woods today and pop a squat in a good concealed position to see what happens
Outcome 1.
>See roastie is making porn, take some pictures/recordings with my phone as evidence of them trespassing on my land/public nudity. Maybe have a fap because why not, leave.
Outcome 2.
>It's some sort of serial killer/small cult. Wait for a good shot and shoot the fuckers, free roastie and try to milk the publicity for a worthwhile gf/money/promotion
Option 3.
>It's a large armed Cult, GTFO and call cops or something, I ain't dying for some thot
Option 4.
>Guy comes back and explains a tragic story of how the roastie wronged him via false rape accusation/cheating. Wait for him to kill her, end him with a headshot as he bathes in the aftermath, dying instantly, happy

hey you are gonna catch a cold
>walk away

>walk into the mens bathroom
>see this

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Is that a nigga?

Smirk and keep walking. Women don't interest me anymore

You're unwell.

posts like this is why I still come here :)

write erotica please user

you should unironically end yourself.

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>sit down in front of her
>tell her the effects of hypothermia
>how she will begin to feel warm before her extremities begin to turn blue
>and how she will soon see things which aren't really there
>and I will tell her I hope the cold kills her before the hallucinations of rabid wolves do

Then I will do like the others and pour water over her and watch her die

>making sure she's relaxed and ready.
It was perfectly realistic to this point. I believe you could do that and you would believe what you believe about her mental state while she tries to resist.
What kind of lunatic would be relaxed and 'ready' in a situation like that? At best she would pretend.

check if she's a virgin
if she's not, shoot her in the head, bury her, mark her grave with a cross.
if she is a virgin. i untie her. carry her back to my home, give her some clothes and a warm meal, maybe one of my cassettes and a player. and then put a tracker on her with a bomb in it.
it detects if she fucks any black guys.
if she does it blows up, killing the ape and herself.

thanks for reminding me where I am.

oh hey its jake patterson. thought you were in prison.

is that a dude? I legitimately can't tell

laught and take the hell out of there.
1)its a trap
2)is a masochist roastie, if she want tu suffer so much i'll let her freeze to death

any other action, is beta or incel/omega, prove me wrong, you can't.

Nah, it's a woman. She's a wannabe FtM tho.

haha, if you legitimately can't tell then you must be legitimately retarded

Help the poor man out.
Orags

i thought this would have a funny ending, turns out you're just a fag

Cut her free and give her my jacket. Then take her back to my house, make her some food, and let her sleep on the couch. She can have some of my clothes. Hopefully she'll stay a while and keep me company.

this, but constantly saying "m'lady" on the way and when the time for her to leave comes, i'm tipping off my fedora

Leave it
Let it freeze to death

assume it's bait and NOPE the fuck out of there

Somebody find this user a gf before he do something terrible

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Get to the part where you force her to eat a bowl of boiled eggs.

Her Instagram is actually pretty nice but she's just a basic ig/SC whore

I'd probably say

>Nice haircut.

and be on my way.

too late, he's beyond the point of no return

Would no one know or see what I'm doing?

equip my jar of macaroni and feed her

It looks like a teenage boy with a vagina.