/r9gay/ - #583

awww, sorry to hear that
I want to lose ~10kg as well. God, I just love food too much.
No problem, glad you like it
gr8 b8 m8

I don't know many people, and it seems like when I make a new internet friend there's a 50/50 chance of me falling for them. I really wish I wasn't like this, it just leaves me feeling weird most of the time.

im never trusting this general again

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give aussie bf NOW

Don't be like that, janny! You may be 40 years of age and doing it for FREE but I'm sure you'll find someone eventually!

>give aussie bf NOW
"No"

sorry i'll be polite
PLEASE give me an aussie bf

>PLEASE give me an aussie bf
"No"

wtf i said please
i NEED one

no sorry they're all mine

lTT: gays

I wish, but it's mostly LARPing prisons

i'm aussie 'Mate'

i mean i'm aussie. Mate

>go to high school
>See obviously gay effeminate kouhais walking around
>"Ew how the h*ck they like guys lmao", classmate said beside me
>While he placed his arms around my shoulder behind my back
>Can actually feel his d*** touching my ass

Why straighties tease me so?

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kill yourself underage scum this is one of the worst posts I've seen in days

did i hear underage?

Stop making me look down on you you boomer. It inflates my ego with how entitled you look like.

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you mean larping women

>Start using discord less frequently, barely log in two days a week

>Everyone who enthusiastically talked to me earlier has now found new boys to talk to

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Just want a bf to snuggle up with on the couch and binge watch our favourite TV series.

>tfw no comfy domestic bf who likes to stay indoors and do things together as a couple

>tfw no na bf who plays overwatch qp with me

How many of you are actually, genuinely unattractive?

I don't know user, that's subjective

Guys tell me I'm attractive but I don't believe them.

I'm only attractive once a week

You can be objectively not conventional looking, which is usually considered unattractive by most people if you're not a super confident Chad.
Why do you not believe them? What do you think makes you unattractive?

>What do you think makes you unattractive?
I'm fat and hairy and I've got a face like a mossy cliffside.

I'm super duper bored

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how do i get over someone?
i want nothing but this person in my life, but i can't be with him because of what he did to me, im stuck

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>tfw no bf to hold hands with while we walk around a big museum or old building

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I'm super duper gay so there

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we all are user, that's why we're here

Kiss me then because I'm gay and sexually frustrated

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That image doesn't look like handholding to me..

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I couldn't find any images of handholding, but I'd like to do this afterwards

I don't know user, many guys are attracted to me, but rarely any girls calls me attractive, maybe my gayness is really noticeable or maybe I attract a lot of thirsty fags

I can't kiss you user, my lips belong to another.
Why are you so sexually frustrated anyway?

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Cute guy who is he? I want to know for uh, science

I want a (boy)friend that's interested in Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, and Star Wars.

sorry I am not 5 years old

>Pokemon
Good taste
>Kingdom Hearts
Played that ages ago, but it was pretty fun.
>Star Wars
I only ever got into lego Star Wars lmao

user you lazy bum I'm right here

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You aren't, but sure is

I bet you're not even a real scientist!

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Good, I'm looking for someone my age.

L o s A n g e l e s

rood
East Coast, sorry

I'm
And I like pokemon too! I've never been interested in star wars though

See for likelyhood of us meeting

Sweden here, sorry

Guess I'll end myself. I just want a (boy)friend

>tfw no qt drummer bf with a bad haircut

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be my east coast friend

>be my east coast friend
And who might you be?

Anyone on faroe islands

someone wearing combat boots and fingerless gloves indoors.

>find perfect boy
>he's at another continent
>find local boy
>he's boring and apathetic as fuck
Is there a name for this kind of situations?

lol nice try faroese user, i think your best bet would be to find another Nordic user (like me) and then see what rights you have as part of the Nordic countries, to be able to move or receive welfare

i think its pedophilia

>deny being gay up untill very recently
>talk to someone about it who is gay
>start to actually hate self less
>meet up with guy and eventually get a massive crush on him
>things happen
>fast forward
>texts me this morning basically telling me he fucked someone else

lmao
all love is just a fucking meme aint it bros?

>receive welfare
Sorry I'm not a worthless cunt like all of you and actually want to make money to afford all the anime and games.

i dont know what things happened means

Yeah if you're gonna be rude like that you don't deserve a bf

> Getting attached and subsequently heartbroken like a teenage girl
With any luck your suffering will make you more mature.

>Sorry I'm not a worthless cunt
looks like you just eliminated 50% of this board

Someone duel me. Winner tops.

>combat boots
acceptable, I guess
>fingerless gloves
nice

sorry shitty green text,
just meant, we were practically fugging eachother, kissing cuddling etc
aaaand then I got cucked

Yeah I guess,
wish I could stop being attached to people

>Winner tops.
*loses on purpose*

people like you are the scum of this plane of existence

i thought andy morin was the keyboard player

If I don't deserve someone lazy who wants to live on welfare all life then I'm glad I don't!

tick tock wagie
you've got a whole day in front of you

I'm here all week

I thought this was Zach

keep yourself occupied with hobbies and things you're interested in until you're over him enough to find someone else, the last thing you wanna do is lay in bed and think about him all day

>obsess over appearance
>can't stand it any more
>take a million selfies until I get one that's acceptable
>post in /soc/ rate threads
>await replies while also being scared shitless about other people seeing me
>...
>get 0-2 replies by the time the thread 404s
>posters above and below me have a dozen+ ratings each
>always rated 5/10 or less

It's the lack of replies that gives it away more than anything else. Ugly = people aren't interested in you.

>you will never kiss your cute bf in babylon at 3 in the morning

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it is but andy is also a qt with a bad haircut

Zach is adorable

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zach would be a fucking monster in the bed

i want him to spank me like he spanks the drums in the video for no love

how do I find local sissyboys
I'd get them over on the pretence of my big dick but honestly would just enjoy playing vidya with a Jow Forums minded guy again

>feel bad about appearance
>go buy material items and clothes
>feel better
its foolproof, I'm about to go buy material items and clothes right now

>sissy
wrong thread buddy

Look at the bright side you are more accepting of yourself and you don't need to deal with a whore who will fuck other men outside of a serious relationship.

I wonder if his dick permanently has "NO LOVE DEEP WEB" written on it?

kek i am the exact same way
bout of depression? more like bouta drain my savings

>tfw no bf to whisper sickeningly cute/cringey nicknames in his ear while we're cuddling until he hits me with a pillow to make me shut up

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You'll never have me again user so stop trying so hard, I know you're reading this.