"you like the beach, user?"

>"you like the beach, user?"
how do you respond

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*notice the flexing wanna-be chads already positioning themselfs to mob up on the beta and the qt*
Yeah best place in the world, girl. What could go wrong here?

>"you like the beach, user?"
Not really

>you like the beach, user?
No. I like the idea of shaving your head and cutting your head off though.

no, it's too hot, has lots of people and i don't like to step on sand.

I love the beach

haven't been to the beach in such a long time :(

Yeah, It's real nostalgic for me since my family always used to be at the beach when we lived abroad so I have lots of good memories from the beach.

i dont like sand its course and rough and it gets everywhere

>of course I love my bitch
>*smack ass*
>*linguini her glottis*

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ive always wanted to shoot up a place and theres no better place to do it than the beach. think about it, theres plenty of chads and stacys to gun down. so in a way, yes i like the beach.

I don't like sand, its coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

nice reddit response, you fucking faggot

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A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

I thought it was funny

T. Redditfag

>chad puts jelyfish down my trunks & takes the qt

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why do you come here? niggers like you have horrible taste in humor

Is this the same girrl?

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No, different noses, plus OP's pic has freckles, yours does not.

Wait, I'm an idiot, they are the same.

i don't like sand. it is coarse and gets everywhere

for fuck's sake, why isn't a star wars reference acceptable as a response?!?!?!?!??!?111!

I prefer the forest, but its okay.

no i prefer my surroundings cold and dry my favorite place is outer space

Yeah, it's pretty comfy and the weather is nice. Anyway, didn't you call me a loser the other day?

christ look at that 5head

>remember this when i hear "beach"
not a nice feel tbqh desu

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No its rough, coarse and it gets everywhere

It's okay but there's too many whores.

I wouldn't be at the beach in the first place OP

most robots dont go out

It's pleasant enough aesthetically, but I hate the sun, the concept of tanning, sunburns, sunblock etc, and since I have lived in florida my whole life I have done everything I could possibly do in the water and sand, so all I do now when I visit the beach is sit under a large half-tent half-umbrella.