/britfeel/

microwaved or in the oven lad?

Oven. Mummy made it lovely stuff

It's a new dawn it's a new day it's a new life, for me

AND I'M FEELIN' GOOD

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I just had a look at /soc/ for the first time ever. What the fuck? Is 80% of Jow Forums gay?

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>granddad here 30 mins early
bless him

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND
AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TIL THE END

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>asking if the majority userbase of a Chinese Cartoon forum is gay

>ASDA smart price

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>Zeus, Host, and Poley all RETIRED
is 2019 the year of user?

zeus and the cripple were never gonna last but id be very surprised if poleslaw leaves for good

Rommel seemed pretty alright as far as Nazi's go

Woder what zeus sounds like when he cums?

I fucking wish it was fucking may, STOP THIS COLD SHIT WHETHER FUCKING MET OFFICE, fucking cunts.

What's stopping them from all posting user though?

wtf its not even cold? hardly been blow freezing at all this winter yet

don't know, ask hera (his wife)

>He's never heard zeus cum when there's a fucking blizzard.

It's all that whistling lad he's a god he don't shout.

Loyal to the German army above all else.

the fact that they crave attention, and host cant seem to stop crying his eyes out over a tranny kek

I just want to see the fucking sun when I come home from work and tend to my strawberries before it's tea time, nowadays I just fucking go to bed at 7 if not before.

>based grandad wants to spend more time with you

ledge

>and tend to my strawberries
Alrigh grandad

>BBC acting like they know what the weather will be like

fucking retards

It's true. He was just a brilliant tactician and a true German patriot. Just wanted to do good for his country, and didn't get bogged down in the hating other races shit.

Gotta take good care of your fruit and veggie patch user best start to the year when they ripen and you get to have them with cream and watch murray lose at tennis.

Sad part is accuweather has been more accurate than met office recently, at least for my area.

You sound like a right middle class ponce but gardening seems very comfy. I remember helping my grandad tend to his allotment

Dont let Weatherfu user hear you speaking that way

>Tesco pork loin steaks not in the 3 for a tenner offer anymore
Why even fucking live

the forecast for around here last night was anywhere between a 4% and 8% chance of rain between 8pm and 2am, what actually happened was literal non-stop rain from 8pm until midnight, then showers until this morning

These were not as funny as the previous responses to a similar post. I am disappointed.

The correct answer is
>OOOOOO FOOOOOOOOKIN'ELL

>and watch murray lose at tennis
No longer

cant believe apu got stung again lads

Dont believe any of it lad. Apu didnt do anything, the noncehunters wont leave him alone

>These were not as funny
Do i look like a clown?

Weatherbitch sucking a big fat horsecock

have they stopped the radio then.
i enjoyed it and it stoppedd me thinking about how easy it would be to kms myself on new years

give no fucks about tripfaggotry, the boards not all that precious to me

>not as funny
Thats being a bit generous lad, they were weak attempts and you deserved better

Nah mate, you look like a cunt.

>the boards not all that precious to me
Typical radiofan. Both the hosts don't give a fuck about /britfeel/ other than using it for popularity and shitting the place up, I'm so glad it's dead and they're both mentally fucked now

Yes it's stopped better find a proper reason not to kys

I didnt mond the radio either mate, Poley was the biggest menace imo

>as long as you're taller than 5ft6 and up for some fun, say hey
Why can't all tinder lasses be like this

His obsession with 'Frens' is a little suspicious don't you think?
He abused his position of 'Help Helper'. He licked some anons feet when he was in hospital once.

fresh new radio monday the 21st 8:00 PM

>don't even make it with a bar that low

he only wants to make friends with tadpoles

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norf FCs spend their evenings and weekends in chatrooms pretending to be 13 year old girls and having sexually explicit conversations with other grown men, norfs are nonces

whats gone on with poley?

>5'5 or less
My condolences

>Ponce
That's very offensive to my Muslim heritage I'm so angry I almost puked up the bacon and ale burger I ate for breakfast.

t. Apu

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why do you reckon i'm telling jokes then?

Wish I was a cute Japanese girl lads, I'd do modelling and fuck rich old men for money on the side.

i was once an audiance member on TOTP. Apu was there and asked to see me after the show. He gave me some yucky tasting juice and i felt poorly. he then took me to see his range rover and showed me how it had been specially adapted to fit a bed in the back. he then held me down and licked my toes. he deserves to die in prison

>Both the hosts don't give a fuck about /britfeel/
im guilty of this, i truly give no fucks

What do you think this thread needs more of?

I'll start

Ebins betting tips

Off to the cinema with granddad. See you chaps later.

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>being such a bitter mong you try to ruin apu
sad

see
Apu is out of control. He shows no remorse and only feels sorry for himself.

Have fun lad. Treat yourself to an extra large popcorn and drink. You deserve it.

more OC and roasties who post their tits but dont do any proper posting

>Both the hosts don't give a fuck about /britfeel/
Neither do 80% of posters are-Sulkanon

have fun my boy

everyone post lovely apus

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it's not gay to get pegged by a woman

Miss Kay's good cooking tbqhwyls

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we need to find more channels like kays, find some undiscovered nutterists

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Don't drink tap water lads, this lunar eclipse is going to fuck shit up

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Ziggeh has taken over but I still have a soft spot for Tynwald Baz.

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Yeah, it is. It's one step away from getting bummed by cola

i never risk drinking tap water anyway tbqh

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hi its cola heres a pic of hostlad

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I don't think trannies' dicks work

Can't even be bothered to wash my glass for the beer tonight, straight out the can.

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looking at pictures of trannies, i assume?

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>hey doc, I've been feeling shit lately
>is there something wrong with me?

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titlad don't you ever get bored of tits

Any velocipraptor man in?

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>Mmm.. mm yess dear. I sense the aroma of such a delectable smell that I couldn't help myself from asking if you would like some toilet paper?

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how can he get bored of tits? hes titlod? if he got bored of tits, hed just be lod

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Can't believe there are so many apologists in this thread for Apu.
the evidence is clear

In all honesty, no.
Loved tits all my life.

i've just woke up, got 90 min to get used to the fact i'm awake then i'm trudging down to lidl for some cheap ciders. going to start drinking as soon as i'm back. hopefully be back in bed in 7 hours

apu is such a lovely lad

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He might not be up for the fun.

Wikipedia has its own article on Crona
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce

I bet colas ego must be as big as saku. Just imagine having all that power over all the lonely prison gay britfeel lads

This is a thread for frens only now, no bulli bastards

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Apu won't be coming out of prison again, lad.

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