"user, you fucking loser"

>"user, you fucking loser"
how do you respond?

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Go full autist and say "fuck You just call me you fucking bitch?" then get the police called on me

to gain some weight

>point my head down
>exhale a bit of air from my nose
>"y-yeah, I know"

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Go over to her, take my iPhone and hit her in the face with it. And keep hitting her until she no longer moves

by trying to hide the tears on my face, and failing miserably

I feel like you're calling me a loser in that exact same pose every single day and quite frankly, at this point, it's getting trite. I implore you, m'lady, to change up yer insults in a more laconic manner. *tips baseball cap, do 360 and walk a weigh*

>qt3.15head will never bully you and call you a loser

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Fucking burgers, I swear to god

give this lose a piece of gum, you slut

>wips dick out
>fall on my knees
>starts jerking off
>"please, bully me some more"

I hit the brakes on my bicycle and walk in front of her and say:

>What do you mean?

Look at her challengingly and ask what makes her say that

Immediately start screeching as loud as possible for as long as possible until civilians leave the area and I'm arrested for noise pollution.

>Hey, fuck you too buddy!
I feel like that's the only response. On the one hand if she's serious you can say that and keep walking. On the other if she's being friendly it means we're at a point where insults traded are terms of endearment so no harm done.

She's super cute though gotta say

Mute her for two seconds for not stating something original.

Yeah and you got a fat cunt bitch. Fuck you

Good Haha hehe yeah

ignore her, originally i would fucking beat her up if she tried to attack me.

Just happy someone remembered my name

>user you fucking loser
>what the fuck did you just say
>user you fucking loser
*take her glasses and put them on*
>and now i'm a loser with glasses haha *walk off*
>jerk off to the thought of her belittling me

I point out forehead's insecurites.

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i don't leave my house without my noise-cancelling earbuds. that means i wouldn't be able to hear what she said.

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By shooting him/her in the liver

Please bully me femanon Please

Yep I know right

I'd beat her to death and eat her fucking body

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You do this every day every single day
Got something you want to tell me?

Call her a cunt original

"yea well you're just a stupid cunt anyway" and then hold it in till I get home so I can cry whilst watching shitty greentext compilations on youtube

This but instead of her glasses I do that "got your nose" thing.

tell her to fuck off and call her a cunt and keep walking obvs

>stare at her eyes stare back down
>contemplate suicide
>she's talking about me isn't she?
>get angry
>righteous fury
O-o-okay
>shuffle past quickly no eye contact
>I did it I sure showed her
>buy rope to hangself with tonight

>"Y- you too Stacy"
>Then we laugh
>Decide to go clubbing together that evening
>feels good to have lots of guys eyeing me
>chad and his friends walk up to us
>"Hey! We're taking the party back to mine tonight, you coming?"
>We go back to chad's
>Tell chad I'm on my period
>Get fucked in my bussy while I watch stacy get banged by two other guys
>no matter how much I wish for it I can never be her
>feelsbadman

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"I'd rather be a loser than a whore"
Then go home, think about how my whole life is a joke and the punchline is I can't even pull the trigger. I miss my childhood dog.

T-thanks, you too!.
yllanigirO

Do you want to have imaginary arguments with a chad? Join at discord..gg/j89jBK (ignore the extra dot)

Yeah I guess I am, just got called that on Twitter by another acc run by females. I don't really mind desu as it's kinda true. Have a nice day!

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swift kick to the jaw