Do you ever think how compatible you are with females

anime is gross but playing video games together seems fun

yeah it fucking does, do you know how many people i would kill just to have a shot at a gamer grill? too many

well I am little bit above average but my personality is pretty gloomy and negative maybe I can make it till I make it
>anime is gross
get out norime

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I don't think I'd settle for someone who isn't like me, I'd rather die alone than be in a relationship where I don't share a hobby with my gf.

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honestly, my philosophy has just been to completely ignore anyone who does not share at least a few of my robot intreset (anime, manga, videogames, computers) and just focus in on those 0.5%-0.2% of grills
exactly what i was thinking but i finished writing anyway

one of these days I'll find a robot who plays ffxiv and teach him how to raid

I don't need a gf compatible with my interests. I need a gf better than me who will help me change and improve

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this. better to die alone than compromise yourself
this is a very good philosophy after all sacrificing your personality to get a gf will make you more unhappy then you were alone

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There's a weeb fembot in my bed right now that I watch anime with, play video games with, and read h manga with. They exist, they're real. She's read all of Watamote.

Girls are a meme. They'll be nice to you at first until they sink their claws into you.

Then, you're their burro, their mule. It's not a good place to be. Your power and authority are stripped from you.

They lie relentlessly and gaslight you whenever shit hits the fan. Nothing is ever their fault.

And they're unironically all the same too.

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the only thing i have left to say is why havent you picked up your phone and started downloading some dating apps, i know its wierd at first..... but think of the alternative....

ok, you've just volunteered yourself to tell the entire story of how you came across the coveted holy grail that we all seek

Asked for her Discord on r9k. That's all, folks.

putting my self on a dating site make me very uncomfortable I don't even like going outside
I hope this is true

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do you want to stay inside alone doing the same fucking thing every god damn day for 60 more years or do you want to sit around and feel "uncomfortable" for maybe an hour a couple of time and then find a woman that you want to live the rest of your fucking life with??? GROW A PAIR OR DIE ALONE

>There's a weeb fembot in my bed right now that I watch anime with, play video games with, and read h manga with. They exist, they're real. She's read all of Watamote.
YOU COULD BE THIS user RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I wouldn't even know what to put on my profile I also have no money car or job so that's another problem

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Don't care; Didn't read.

Thanks for the picture of Tomoko tho

You guys have finally understood that being yourself, despite other's opinions, is the true redpill. You made it

well you know what its your life.
If you want to just use excuses, then keep sitting around.
If you want your gamer grill gf, then work for it.
Even the normies have to put in effort to get laid, why shouldn't you?

shit I guess Chad was right along

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btw 100% shameless plug, if any fembots out there need a bot in their life
discord teh1337haxorz#1619

well I understand what you are saying but not having a car or a job is very real problem that's why I have been thinking about get a job at the local grocery store but I need a car to get there but I need money to get one but I need a job to get money are you seeing the problem here

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well, you could always get a bike or just walk like the plebians did for the last however million years
or go on craigslist and get a total beater for like under 1k or find some kind of a job closer by

well the closet job is a few miles away and I'm a 120lbs weakling so by the time I got there I would be completely winded but I suppose if that's what it takes I'll do it

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I get along with women just fine but never in my life have I felt a deep connection with another human being. Maybe because I'm bipolar but idk. I want the feeling of truely being connected with someone and have them truely accept me for who I am. I'm not really that appealing though

i used to work as a mason's tender (essentialy i just moved cinder blocks around and mixed mortar for the guys who actually knew what they were doing) after the first day i felt like complete shit and that i was actually having some kind of permanent damage or some shit, after about a week i was carrying 2 at a time non-stop having the time of my life.
it will suck at first, but just remember that it only ever gets better, and boy how much better does it get. (but yeah if you need to go slow or get a bike or something starting out, don't be afraid to)

>truely being connected with someone
don't we all in more ways than one

but seriously, just follow my "double canister shot" plan and it'll fucking work
backstory(skippable): double canister shot is what civil war and Napoleonic field artillery would load cannon with right before they were about to get overrun, imagine 2 big ass cans worth of grape sized lead balls coming at you at near point blank

the philosophy is to just hit fucking everything you want and keep on sending out them dms until you get a response back. even if ridiculously few girls would text you back, all you have to do is just try and go for as many as possible, i dont mean go for stacies, i mean keep looking for gamer grills as hard as you fucking can

I guess I'm just scared becaus I go nuts when I'm in a relationship. It flares up my bp so I'll basically fall deeply in love with them for a while and then when I'm depressive I just pull away. Finding someone who understands that and is willing to put up with it is quite difficult.

So you have nothing to offer except your companionship which can be found in any thousand of robots on this board?

So why you again?

Who the fuck are YOU, cunt? Does it feel good shitting on some randoms on a message board? Does that make you feel better about your worthless life?

This dude is willing to walk miles to work everyday just to satisfy and please a woman. That's already a better personal standard than 99.999% of roasties, and likely you as well.

because hes the one putting effort in improving himself and actively looking for women unlike most other robots, they dont just fall in your lap

>so why you again
because under my disguise of a mean unfeeling hateful loser is a nice person with a lot of love to give

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I'm not a roastie, I'm another robot. He's talking about improving, but hasn't done it yet. He hasn't done anything to this date. Actions speak louder than words.

Too many people mope about wondering why they're alone but don't do self-reflection to see what it is they might offer to other people. There isn't a legion of women desperately craving companionship and nothing else -- there are people out there innumerous who can provide that already. So what can you offer? Stability? Nurturing? Etc.

Which is a good start

There are a lot of nice people out there without the work of removing the unfeeling and hateful exterior

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Why do people always think of relationships in terms of "What can this person offer me" instead of "I'm in love with this person for who they are and want to be with them"

Because
>who they are
Is literally what they offer.

ok, genuinely good point there

don't just sit around and mope, and for the love of god don't make me post a shia meme

so what your saying is I don't deserve to be loved?

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no you don't, you have to earn it

Nobody is ever deserving of love. We're only deserving of respect, and it's up to you to give others a reason to develop that love.

a meaningful connection with a neuroatypical woman is literally one in a trillion. lets die alone bros

>you have to earn love
so people will only love me as long as I'm useful to them? I should have known better to think about girl would ever love me for who I am

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Yeah, I came to that conclusion a few months ago. I realized that I'd be happier by myself. I wish more robots would realize this instead of whining about >tfw no gf

Every interpersonal relationship is transactional. Whether it's large or small, there's a benefit in each. It's about that benefit being mutual.

I meant who they are as a person, different traits that would be impossible to put into words beyond simple adjectives, not things like money, security, driving you around, etc. Those things are important but if you truly want them get them for yourself, and if someone is truly worth loving then you shouldn't mind being with them no matter what situation they're in.

But who the fuck are you?

well that's true women only love you for your money and looks they don't really love you as a person thanks for showing me the truth

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Just as similarly as you love for their affection and femininity, they can love you for your affection etc. Transactions aren't solely money or status. If you just want companionship, then get a dog or other friends.

just a nobody not deserving of love or consideration

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I don't know how to make friends and I already have a dog but he doesn't like me

>tfw would like a gf who knows emotional pain
>who has been through much abuse but got away
>turned slightly sociopathic but a capacity to love those who understand her and treat her right
>the abuse hasn't turned her into a complete whore or a prude

FUCK YOU CHAD STOP TAKING THE ONLY GIRLS I RELATE TO

I go through waves of this but when I go back into being depressed I crave some sort of affection.

A girlfriend is a friend first, and a lover second. You need to walk before you run. Learn to make friends, because if you offload your desire for companionship, validation, and affection immediately on a girl, you will smother and suffocate them and they will leave. This is what 99% of the planets males come to offer, and that's why the ALPHA CHADs who don't care about this aspect of their personality do so well -- because they offer something different.

I'm only 18 so maybe I'll grow out of it, I dunno.

I'm 25. You'll find your brain and body will want it more and more as you get older. I think it has to do with being designed to reproduce. My advice is to expand your social circle as much as possible. You don't want to be like me and have no avenues to chase a wholesome relationship.

so to win a girls affection I need to be cold and indifferent

To win a girl's affection, you need to offer something everyone else doesn't. Everyone is nice. You need to be fun, or especially caring and helpful. People who are cold and indifferent BUT fun to be around win affection. Simply being cold and indifferent doesn't.

>tfw just want a nerdy girl to play video games with
>they always end up with black athletes or cokehead dealers with nice ferraris
>these faggots get with her at minimal effort while I have to go through 10/10 self improvement and rage no human should need to put themselves through

Fucking. Unfair. The world is unfair and I'm going to just go to Thailand and fuck as many ladyboys as I can if I'm still a virgin by the time I'm 30. GOD DAMN IT. These girls don't even have anything in common with these cocksucking fucks and here I am all alone. Hopefully I overdose tonight.

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Isn't it legal in Canada? Why not fuck actual women

>athletes
>rich people
>equating these as zero effort people
>that athlete put more effort into self-improvement and peak performance than you ever have in your life
Nice cope.

>people who are cold and indifferent but fun to be around
fuck that if a girl doesn't like me showing my feelings then she isn't worth it

I'll look into it, I guess. As of now, I'm pretty satisfied with where I am, but you're older than I am, so you probably know more than I do.

Almost everyone shows their feelings and a lot of them are overbearing and suffocating with it. This pushes away the girl. I'll catch you back here in a month when you REEE again about women being whores.

>a nerdy girl goes for rich handsome chads
you go girl
>nerdy guys goes for hot popular Stacey
lower your standards incel creep

I'm in the USA. Sadly, the only hookers I can get around here are 400~ pound skanks.

>Genetics
>Rich people born into a rich family
>Not zero effort

Survival of the fittest was one of those memes the girls would spout in highschool when they'd make fun of me for being forever alone my dude. I might be able to get muscles and lots of drugs, a nice car, but I can never change my height or my ugly ass face. It might be a cope, but I'm trying to give it my all for these next 5 years. I think I can do it, but by god it's frustrating.

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yeah your right I'll just stick to my anime girl's because like I said girls that I'm compatible with don't exist

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>implying athletes sit on their ass shitposting on Mongolian basket-weaving forums all waking hours and then compete successfully
>implying it's not a rigorous, punishing lifestyle decision where even the food they eat is regulated
>drug dealer who has to be charismatic and ruthless enough to survive and proliferate enough to legally own a ferrari
>implying these people are as lazy as your sonicposting ass
Nice cope.

I think this is a comfy lifestyle way to spend the day. too bad people want to ruin it by rushing into being lewd first, thats not my thing

I know for a fact that women dislike me. I need not compatibility, nor do I need women.

And what do you feel you're compatible with? Because >anime, video game, manga reading gfs
They exist. But what can you provide to make them want to bond with you, and not any of their other competition? Because there's more than one of you, but not many of her. Have you never seen this yourself with threads being "fembot here" and then exploding into 300 posts?

What was his first mistake?

>All these fags claiming the nerdy girls only go for Chad and Tyrone
This is how I know you guys are just going for Stacy with glasses. The nerdy girls I knew were always taken, but it wasn't ever by the sporty types it was emo/scene kid or drama kid types

>But what can you provide to make them want to bond with you, and not any of their other competition
other than both physical and emotional love nothing

In the online world, having interests in anime and games makes you Stacey by virtue of supply/demand.

creating the human race

All the jungle boys I know eat shit foods and never really exercise outside of like, 200 pushups a week? They're still pretty big muscular dudes who pull in the girls least compatible with them. That's simply the life experience I have, I exercise a lot and eat like a madman. Still a 130lb 5'3 manlet jej. Nothing ruthless about delivering drugs to a bunch of lanky college kids either, if he was in the hood, sure, but college kids? Nah, they're the least threatening of all.

I'll keep coping until I either overdose or find a girl who doesn't like to "live life on the edge." Or if neither of those never happen, Thailand here I cum.

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That's why you lose. Because everyone else can provide that. You need to be more, user.

You lose because you're a manlet. I'm truly sorry, because heightism is real.

I don't know how to be more I only know how to be myself

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Does that not include men as well as women? Both are required to perpetuate a human race.

It's alright user, video games, exercise, porn, drugs, and lucid dreaming have all been great copes to me so far. Survival of the fittest isn't a meme after all, but the least I can do is make the best of this shitplate I've been given. Yeah yeah, loneliness isn't a phase and all that, but if I'm '''''''''''''happy''''''''''''' I guess it can't be helped.

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well god made man first so assume so

Then your problem isn't that you're not compatible with females. The problem is you're not compatible with anything, barely even yourself. Misaki isn't real, don't rely on women to fix your brokenness.

I have met a few who I was highly confident I'd be compatible with. They weren't some kind of idealized "NEET anime gamer girl gf" stereotype.

the problem is they didn't want my incel ass. Even if we got along very well. It's depressing.

>you're not compatible with anything, barely even yourself
this made me laugh not because it's but because how accurate it is

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If I wasn't such a newfag I probably could've gotten myself a /cgl/ gf. They used to do meets all the time, but the first one I attended was in 2011 and they had started fizzling out just after that one (at least in my country).

"I can't find a girl in the 2.5 billion adult women in the world that likes the same things I do, they must not exist. The problem certainly couldn't be me."

well the problem is me meaning most girls would probably not like me like user said I have nothing to offer

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Work on defining yourself then. Become something. And don't lewd Futaba.