NoFap fags on suicide watch

NoFap fags on suicide watch

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M o d e r a t i o n

I JeRk mY WeiBer

Always do the opposite of what these Jewish tabloids push. They want you weak, docile, and impotent.

JEWISH PROPAGANDA

I wonder who's behind this post?

Also, why would I be on suicide watch? I honestly feel better than I ever have been, and now that i'm not chasing that nut/high, I can filter quality women from the common thot.
((they)) just want to keep you in a low energy, cucked state.

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Masterbation is degeneracy. And nofap is antisemetic by xhamsters standaeds. conqouer your urges, and dont settle for touching yourself or bad sex.

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How tf could anyone really beat off that much in a while month or have that much sex?

I get to hungry after ejaculation. Plus porn and masturbating is boring 85% of the time. But when I do get off i do it hands free.

Behead those who encourage masturbation

This. Somehow prostate cancer wasn't a thing back when europe was at peak performance and men as aggressive as never since while a culture of monogamy and no-fab ruled.

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Watch your porn and touch your wieners, goyim.

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The chosen ones will always promote one thing for the goyim and another to themselves. Just remember that kikes cut their dicks off to prevent themselves from enjoying sex and have a radically traditional culture which they promote everyday anew.

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What if it is just that sick people are going to be less interested in, or perhaps unconsciously avoid ejaculation? There is absolutely no reasonable mechanistic explanation for this association.

Note how they said ejaculate, not masturbate. Healthier and happier people have more sex.

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The risk for men under 40 is less than 1 in 10000. Doing prolonged fasting or anything that increases autophagy is likely much better for you. I'm so thankful the benevolent media is helping to lower the risk of something that almost never happens. It's like tobacco companies proudly proclaiming that nicotine helps lower the risk of Alzheimers

>You goyim should ruin most other aspects of your life to lower the risk of something that likely won't ever happen to you.

I for one embrace our new muzzie overlords. At least they still know how to handle kikes.

hmm. wow. ok. mmhm.

My GF's sperm is still active
U wot m8.

this is unbearably jewish lmao fuck off

semen is the man bodys natural medicine. when saved up it has the power to heal any sickness or ailment man might have.

when depleted it makes you age faster and heal at a lower pace. even cuts and bruises seem to go away more slow.

it is a mans essence, when its frequently ejaculated out your testosterone doesnt work properly.

so in short discharging your semen makes you more sick. in long term it essentially makes you kinda retarded.

its perhaps one of the single saddest things young men do to themselves these days. sacrificing themselves away. day in and day out. literally for nothing.

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lol at this pseudoscience

Are you fucking kidding me?

celibacy is not natural and it's not okay. You shouldn't masturbate and watch porn every day 5 times a day. You should jerk it once every 1 to 2 days.

Not psuedoscience, but a bit hyperbolic.

Semen is an incredible fluid, it has the potential to create people, this alone should make you consider its importance.

Also the Egyptians used the orgasm as a form of energy and treated it as such. They say the chakras or energy centers of the body are related to the organs where they are near. So if you hold in sexual energy long enough it could have side effects. I'm not saying it's true just a though since I've been studying Ancient Egypt lately and they were regarded as the center of spiritual alchemy and mastery of the mind.

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Thanks for your post, M'tard-cake

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>wage gap isn't real because it doesn't consider environment or lifestyle factors
>this study is perfectly valid even though it doesn't consider environment or lifestyle factors
either both or valid, neither are valid or you're a hypocrite also these days nofap is more about noporn than not beating off for longer than a couple weeks at a time

got sick for the first time in years right after ejaculated. you speak truth

Moderation is key, once maybe twice a week is fine if you're not having sex
Thanks for the reddit spacing, it's a nice indicator to avoid this deluded cultpost

>ATTN CEO: (((Matthew Segal)))
Go ahead and fap, goy!

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That is 100% satire.
Please be satire.

I’d rather get prostrate cancer than be a degenerate. Who are the doctors? That’s right, Jews. What does the Torah say? If you fap you can’t have sex. Jews trying to trick us into western downfall and trick us out of Heaven.

So that's why monks die en masse of prostate problems
oh wait they don't.

In one of da Vinci's drawings he linked the benis to the spine and the brain.

ejaculation != masturbation
and
ejaculation != orgasm

dummies
that's all im gonna say
learning this makes you a demigod

noporn is the real thing. fuck watching jewporn

>21 times a month is alot
I’ve literally beat my meat at least 60 times a month for the past 10 years

wait, nofap being antisemitic is the most convincing argument I've seen for it. I'm gonna do it now.

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It's not fapping if the altar boys helps out

>but your Prostate, goy! >:^(

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Hands-free, eh? Isn't it inconvenient to break out the dildo, stimulate your prostate, wash the dildo, dry the dildo, etc. every time?

no you shouldn't

monks =/= preists

>he thinks people weren't fapping off back then
>he thinks prostate cancer didn't exist because we didn't know what it was

That's actually untrue. Nofap was invented by an "ex"-google employee.

linkedin.com/in/alexanderjulianrhodes

>Product Catalog Information Specialist, Senior Analyst
>Google contractor via HCL & Adecco

>not jerking off - something promotes since the dawn of christianity - was "invented"
Nice try to play reverse psychology, Moshe.

Be part of jerking off 21 days out of 30 is moderation?

Nofap isn't just not jerking off, though.

Nofap means primarly, not fapping. Go be retarded somewhere else. Just because a single kike pormotes flavour of the month, doesn't mean he invented not fapping.

I masturbate twice a week, I tried doing it once a week but I ended up having wet dreams.

Reminder that people pushing this are satanists. Begone, Crowley cultist.

kek, I unironically use my hatred of Jews and Jewish degeneracy to keep me motivated on my longer streaks of nofap. Everytime I think about relapsing I think about how much I hate jews and it usually does the trick.

Chinese and Buddhists are satanists too?

I've noticed this too, ever since last year I've masturbated on average maybe once a week or less, a big change from twice daily like I had done for years but I haven't gotten sick once since I've started nofap

I don't believe it

>Christians are satanists

My great grandfather never jerk off in his life and lived til 96, died of old age, so go fuck yourself with that Jewish propaganda bullshit, if you're going to jerk off at least accept that it's a mental addiction and stop promoting it as "health"

No fap idiots are like teenaged girls that fell for the cut for bieber movement.

Per Month? Shit dude.. I thought it was by the hour.

>I honestly feel better than I ever have been
This is all I need to remember that I'm on the right path. A cheap high and a vague, disputed threat of disease down the line compared to buckets of motivation, confidence, discipline and general wellbeing; I think I know what to choose.

>Not stating what the risk is
>Not stating how much the risk is reduced by

HAHA NOFAPS ON SUICIDE WATCH EPIC SCIENCE

>he thinks infidelity wasn't a thing then too just because the culture superficially sponsored monogamy
You know it's easier to get caught now, right?

RENT ______
Also
>prostate cancer wasn't a thing back when europe was at peak performance
Because and from before that, because life expectancy was so low prostate cancer couldn't manifest itself in a large enough number to be recognized.

>muh magic cummies

See this is over the line. If nofap makes you feel better/more in control, no one can argue with that. Why does it have to be this weird religious thing?

>being called antiwoman by a site that makes money on the exploitation of young women
honk honk

he has a point

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In fact it is proven that the more you fap the higher the chances in developing prostate cancer happens.

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Can you even imagine writing this bullshit then re read it and hit submit? This whole post is standard here but only if you want to troll the fuck out of everyone. This man is completly serious and even belive it.

>prostate cancer didn't exist before doctors knew about cancer
Imagine being this dumb.

its only pseudoscience because people))) are lobying against prolonged trials to know more about it

>Krassenstein
Whoa. What a surprise.

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Got a source, le ebin anecdote man?

Riddle me this, cumslingers. How come when I do nofap I become more attracted to traps and feminine boys over time? And how come I’m not the only one that experiences this? Also why does it seem to increase my intrusive thoughts? But when I masturbate I have less degenerate thoughts.

>exploit your reproductive function for self-gratification
what could possibly go wrong?

You're a faggot and wanking represses your innate homosexuality.

maybe you use masturbation as a way to cope with your homosexuality.

what the actual fuck? thats a tranny by his logic....at least i hope so. this is a twilight zone.

hella based. everytime you J/O you let the yids win

Ejaculate =/= fapping u fucking virgin

Brought to you by the same (((people))) who write these studies

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>Scare about developing one of the most slow-growing and treatable cancers at the age of 75+
Fuck off.

masturbation is objectivly pathetic

Thats it, I am never doing no-fap again

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source on this?

this may sound like pseudoscience but people have talked about the power of semen retention for a long ass while, ever since the greeks, from thinkers to scientists to athletes.
Nietzsche on retention
>"The reabsorption of semen by the blood is the strongest nourishment and, perhaps more than any other factor, it prompts the stimulus of power, the unrest of all forces toward the overcoming of resistances, the thirst for contradiction and resistance. The feeling of power has so far mounted highest in abstinent priests and hermits (for example, amoung the Brahmans).”

>"There's a kid named Cassius Clay(Ali). If you bet on him every time he fights, you'll be a rich man. I believe his thing is sexual control. Any kid who can control his sex can win the title" -Olympic boxing coach, Harry Wiley.
Tyson started practicing retention before fights based on this, and he kept doing it because he felt its power.

((()))

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100%

Sounds like bollocks but the longer I do nofap and no porn the more awake I feel

This. When you stop porn and fapping u actually feel like a human because you're not constantly seeking sex. You look for a women who adds value to your life and helps u grow.

>Ian Kerner is an American sex counsellor and author. Ian is regularly quoted as an expert in various media, with recent appearances on CNN, The Today Show, The Dr. Oz Show, and NPR. Kerner is Jewish.

Every time.

it's all so tiresome

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>plagueofstrength.com/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07/
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-

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>no causal link was found
>certain studies show the opposite

done with my monthly assignment. Can I already work on my 22 for may and june?

So in conclusion : Go suck some dick and make sure to swallow.

>citing plagueofstrength.com

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A key distinction.

I feel happy and motivated when I (used to) have sex with hot gf. I feel like Theoden in the beginning of Two Towers when cumming after edging to sick porn for hours.

Psychologically, those ejaculations have a profoundly different effect on the brain. The enlightened individual need only listen to his body to know this.

>this whole thread

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