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this guy gets no ass

The vast majority of “straight” men that get aids actually take it up the ass. Like no judgement but they are gay as fuck.

How do you cope with this?

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a lot of the girls on tinder just straight up tell you they have herpes. I actually assume they all have it now

This.

> what is a condom

Jow Forums is dumber than I thought

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Condoms

>Went to Texas
>Fucked a cute blonde girl in her neighbor's bathroom.
>Kept fucking her for five days.
>One time at dinner the waiter recognized her, the cook, the movie ticket guy, a group of Chad's from Walmart, this coffee barista, the gay coffee barista, and dude that helped me get back to DFW.

Did not wear a condom and literally went to a clinic to get tested for everything when I got home. Got lucky. So no matter how tight the pussy be, use a condom.

lol imagine being this desperate :
"herpes ? it's not that bad... fuck it she hot and I need to put my dick in something"

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I caught chlamydia this past November from a girl I met on tinder. We dated for like 6 months but didn't have sex at all the last 3 months we dated because I was so disgusted with her, finally ended things with her a few weeks back. I had gotten lucky before having unprotected sex with girls and I guess I got cocky and lost sight of the fact that it can and probably will happen to you eventually if you don't take proper precautions. I'm just glad it was only chlamydia that I caught instead of something much worse. There are a lot of nasty whores out there so never trust a girl even when she claims she's clean and has been tested. The best advice I can offer OP is to get used to wearing condoms, yes they reduce sensation and they're awkward to put on when you're in the moment and you wanna get busy right away but the extra 5 seconds it takes to put on a condom will save you a lot of trouble and potentially save you from something you won't be able to walk away from.

Vag or mouth

98% of the world has is on the mouth
hell in german it is around 87%

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>chlamydia
is it curable ?

That is her grandpa you incel

I think the only ones that aren't are herpes, HIV and freak antibiotic-resistant/immune strains of stuff blessed third world immigrants bring us.

yes, it's a bacterial infection so it's treated with a round of doxycycline antibiotics, the pharmacist had me take 4 at once and after a week my symptoms went away completely. If you think you have symptoms just go to the doctor right away, they'll usually prescribe you antibiotics immediately based on your symptoms alone to prevent the disease from spreading.

I don't think I have the symptoms I'm just asking because curious. But I read that symptoms are not always there so you never know.
I got a blood test to do soon so I hope it will confirm I don't have HIV, hepatitis B/C, and I'm good with HDL and shit

Took a girl on several dates in high school years ago, was my third relationship. Didn’t really know her as well as the other girls I had dated. Something was kinda off, she was definitely easy compared to the other two so I never initiated a move for sex and turned her down twice after she tried to fuck by stripping in my room. Found out that she was fucking about 10 dudes on the down low after a month of not really talking to her. She basically told her friend to tell me that she wanted to be honest with me and that she was available for it anytime but too embarrassed to say anything. I fuckin knew something was wrong from day 1. We never fucked, but it turns out she had sex with one of my best friends once and he got a huge blister on his dick about two days after they boned (which was him losing his virginity). Don’t know dudes. Girls can be gross as fuck

Youre a fucking retard.

Enjoy your aids boyim

>Had a girl at one point
>realized far too late that she was mentally unstable.
>cheated on me with her dirty ex
>straight up kick her out and ghost her
>go to doc and I have genital herpes
>even used condoms
>feel like shit for a while, feeling inferior
>eventually move on to a new girl
>worried about passing this shit on and tell her my story
>"user everyone has some baggage, I just want you for you"
>proceed to get the most raging hard on and take her home

Realized that as long as you're honest with people, most do not give a shit about stds because they like you for being you.

youtu.be/tQCKb1JV-4A

AIDS isn't real. The symptoms are caused by the meds used to "treat" it. Most AIDS patients die of liver failure.

Cancer isn't real! most patients die from the surgery and chemoradiotherapy used to treat it! Wake up people!

>Debunks Aids
>Dies a year later of a 'heart attack'
(((Merely a coincidence)))

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have sex

>news.umich.edu/hpv-rates-for-women-under-40-increasing-putting-them-at-higher-risk-of-related-cancers-study-shows/

hsv1 and hsv2 are not the same retard

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Weird right?
Men are having less sex and are actually healthier and happier with some being painted as being timebombs who're shooting everything that moves by some few bad actors.

Women are becoming foul std riddled whores of the worst kind and are unhappier and poorer despite having more money protections and "freedom" then at any point in human history.

Have standards and you won’t get any.

Stop sleeping with roasties user

That’s HIV. Something like half of millennial women have vaginal herpes or HPV which is fucking disgusting

If you catch an STD, you can keep banging thots because they all either have STDs too and don’t care or don’t have STDs but don’t worry about them. Worst case scenario you can just lie, they deserve STDs for being thots and they can’t prove which of the 50 guys they’ve fucked gave it to them. If you want a serious relationship you’ll be fucked though, settling down with some whore who has STDs is a terrible idea and a non-slutty girl without STDs isn’t going to be with a diseased guy.

>really cute light skin college chick that's been flirting with me
>body like brittney white but without don cheadles face
>midwest suburb not degenerate city

lads

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

Did they break that down by demographics? They should. It would be very interesting.

STDs are becoming antibiotic-resistant at a pace faster than we are developing new antibiotics.

There will be a time in your lifetime when this won't be curable by the "pharmacist".

There is no free lunch in nature.

There are also rumblings that Lyme could be spread via sex. Many with Lyme have no symptoms and the spread of Lyme has gotten much, much worse in the past decades due to global warming. We are still studying what the fuck Chronic Lyme even is and why it often leads to neuropathy, among other things.

My point: Don't rely on the "pharmacist" to solve your shitty choices.

They have. Of the large demographics, African American women have highest rates of HPV or genital herpes at 50%+ (that is, at least 50%, these things are conservative). AA men are next at 40%. Latinos tend to have much higher rates as well.

Things drop significantly for white people. Then EAST Asian (think: Japan) have the lowest, somewhat lower than White people.

This is all on the CDC website, I cba to find a link just google it.

Do they actually say the rates of HPV for each racial group.
How they designate what racial group is which(seriously the survey actually made 20000 blacks asian because they wanted to make numbers look better)
And say where they are getting this from?

When you release numbers like this but aren't completely open about how they decide what is what and where they are getting their info from it all sounds like an attempt to push a narrative.

Lyme disease is a united states biological weapon that was released into the wild of america. It grew from the east and spread across the country and the world.

It's true.
Lyme disease is patented.

Motherfucker, you think I have time to find this for you? Obviously, it would involve some sample group, whether you think that sample is representative or not is up to you. The CDC packages information, they don't release it into JAMA or something with an explicit "Methods" section.

I fucking told you the CDC explicitly breaks it down by ethnicity.

So, in the middle of typing this I decided to do a simple fucking google search for the exact information I told you to search for and the numbers are worse than I thought. There's no way an unrepresentative sample could skew the results such that white would then have greater STDs than African Americans, the gap is too wide.

2016: cdc.gov/std/stats16/minorities.htm
2017: cdc.gov/std/stats17/minorities.htm

If you take a sample of fish from chernobyl then one would assume that all fish are radioactive user.

I agree, but whether it was explicitly released from Plum Island or by accident remains uncertain.

Two main factors contribute to its spread now:
1. Deer populations: Nobody hunts anymore and white-tail populations are 100x what they were long ago. This allows ticks access to blood whenever they need it to then bite humans should they appear.

2. Global warming: Most ticks die off during cold winters. Warmer winters --> more ticks.

We've had a few colder winters this past year and in some areas, the cold winter has killed as much as 40% of the white tails so the ticks shouldn't be that bad this year.

You have no motherfucking idea what you are talking about. Absolutely none.

When I see an STD in my clinic, I am legally obligated to report it. As each State collects this information. The CDC takes this information.

cdc.gov/std/stats16/appendix-a.htm

>clinic
Uh huh.

They are functionally identical, and although there are some tendencies of it to be localized in one area or the other, it is a slight majority. I think something like 80% of mouth is HSV1 and 60% of gential is HSV2

Well, there's one thing we can do.
Extend deer hunting season a few more years and start releasing info in social media about lyme and natural cures, health of deer meat, manliness of hunting, and go hard with it.

Lyme is a deadly disease and worse yet what it is and how dangerous it is will never be talked about openly because it will destroy many powerful people and industries that depend on curing the symptoms without explicitly talking about the problem.

Men have lower T, and worse mental health than ever before. Random mass killings by men is the highest it's ever been in recorded history.

The lower T comes from excessive masturbation and mental problems are partially caused by porn and said masturbation.
Oh and cellphones and wifi and cell tower radiation.
That shit is in fact NEUTERING men.

I didnt say anything about causes or whatever. Just saying, men are not "healtheir and happier"

You were proven wrong time and time again. Stay in your lane, Reddit, you failed to correct the narrative.

It probably troubles you that there are some people on Jow Forums who actually have responsibility.

BTW, nurses work in clinics too and have to report STDs, racial info included :)

i havea herpes doesn't bother me. shows up like once every two years for a week or so.

It will get worse every time until it kills you.

Got chalmydia from a roastie once.... I think.

> Start fucking her raw
> She gets tested, clean
> Fuck raw for months
> One day I get chalmydia symptoms
> WTF hoe that's nasty
> go to clinic, they take my test and give me antibiotics
> symptoms go away with antibiotics
> week later test comes in, negative for hep, herp, chalmydia, sti. the whole list down, I was clean

Still don't know wtf I had or why the chlamydia / hep antibiotics cleaned it up but I left her alone after finding out how much of a nasty hoe she was

Also she never got symptoms, which I'd assume she would. I don't get it bros.

I never raw dog, and barely have any piv sex in general. mostly I just get oral. I don't see how I can have an std

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My friend claimed to have had it transferred to his eyelashes.

>just get std's bro you'll love it
crabs in a bucket

Only had sex with a virgin. She has only had sex with me.

Stop the hedonism

Fucked around 200 girls. Got HPV, herpes, chlamydia and candidiasis. First two can't be cured, so once every few months if I have a breakout I have to use a cream. Ask me anything.

The only thing I worry about is herpes.

I love eating pussy so condoms dont help.

Was it worth it?

>around 200
How many of those do you wish never happened?

How has that affected your reputation and your social groups?

Why not go for quality instead of quantity? 200 Seems fucking pointless other than bragging rights to others that want to dive in the bottomtier. But I wouldn't connect any of this degenerate stuff to quality people desu.

>heavily allergic to most antibiotics that treat STDs and STIs

Obviously I use condoms since I'm also terrified of getting a girl pregnant from a random hookup, but are there any alternative treatments for stuff you can catch? I've gone to two doctors and they said nothing but the antibiotics I'm allergic to work.

i got chlamydia last summer, no symptoms though. I cant get hard with condoms unless im sober. Thinking about getting a viagra script because I usually hook up with chicks from bars/clubs and am usually sauced in the moment. Ive fucked 4 different chicks in the last 3 weeks (no condom :( ). I usually binge on hoes when im on cycle (sarms) but tend to want to settle down when im off

Boy, your body must really be suffering... I don't mean to virtue signal bro, try not getting so drunk Viagra is a helluva drug

lmao dead at 40 but whatever. It is crazy to me how 10% of frat bros are on some cycle of some sort here at FSU and then throw cocaine, molly, x, alcohol, and viagra into the mix.

I never intended to get to that number. And no. Should've used condoms every time.
Obviously the ones that gave me the fucking STDs.
They don't know, duh.
Again, I never intended to get to that number. It just happened. Girls I fucked were alright. Well, except for the ones with STDs, but you know. They seemed normal. Some 9s. Some 5s. You gotta go for shit sometimes to appreciate the good ones.

I had a period where I smashed what I think was quite a bit of puss after I got Jow Forums, when I was single
I think I had 13 sex partners in less than two years

I was a fucking madman though because I have a pretty big time creampie fetish so I was always barebacking and busting inside. Sometimes they would say “don’t cum in me” but I would straight up tell them after so many minutes that I can’t cum unless I cum inside and they would let me nut in them.
I would always ask if they were on birth control though and if they said “Yes” that was an immediate green light to me. Most of them said they liked it because I was hot. God, that was such a turn on. I still think about one time after sex with one when I asked if she was ok I came in her and she goes “yes! You’re super hot hahah”
My dicks getting hard thinking of that time. Based Lexi

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>period where I smashed what I think was quite a bit of puss
>13 sex partners in less than two years
lmao 13 in 2 years. do you even /degenerate/ ?

I have such a creampie fetish that I nut inside Everytime in like 3 minutes. How do I fix my brain and my dick?

In that time period I had two questionable STD times.
The first I was with a girl and afterwards I got all worried because there was some tiny bumps on my dick (which were probably there before desu) but I got so nervous that I went in. The doctor said those were “molluscum contagiosum” and he froze the spots off using one of those wart remover spray cans that look like computer duster spray. Was not a fun couple of seconds.
I honestly think he misdiagnosed me though because I went in another time to him and he thought the same tiny couple of warts came back, said molluscum once again, scheduled me to come back for some more freezing but when I came back he said “lol no, those are fine, you’re just worried” and let me on the way. So looking back on it I don’t think the first time he froze my dick was an STD I think he misdiagnosed that time too.

The second time I had questionable STD I went in due to ball pain and they ran STD tests which showed negative but they still gave me antibiotics and my ball pain went away. So I think it was just normal epidemitis and not STD induced.

I genuinly find it hard to belive you fucked 9s. And not 6/7s at best. What type of 9 go for one time things and lowering their value you know? Or I mean you could have "gamed" them aka lying until your soul hurts. Either way I mean good work. Being a slut takes nothing, not the same for a manslut. You must have some good qualities for it to work you know.

I live in a really rural area. Like 8k people, tiny tech college only. So most women I banged I actually had to drive an hour to go to the big university nearby and most girls on tinder aren’t liking guys that live 50 miles away. It could have gotten pretty bad if I lived in that town.

Just embrace it bro. Cum is meant for pussy my man, put that load in deep and fill her up

>Or I mean you could have "gamed" them aka lying until your soul hurts
Lol perfect way to put it. I can't believe how many guys have the patience to long con women like that. Way too exhausting and pedastalizing in a way. Get a fucking hobby.

Oh I'm not going to stop creaming I just want to cream em 45 minutes or more after I start.

I don't live in the US, so there's no california surfer body / new york artsy and succesful type you have to fit to fuck good looking girls. Be charming and have a decent face and you could be me. Oh, also you have to live in eastern europe. But to be fair, one of the 9s I fucked because she was from another county, visiting her cousin in my town, and she was getting bored of her boyfriend. She found me funny and cute, so she let me smash twice. A few years later I fucked her cousin. Actually took her virginity lmao. The 9 doesn't talk to me anymore cause I called her a whore for fucking with her boyfriend in the club bathroom.

Stop project, you retard. I could honestly say I never lie to them. I either make it perfectly clear upfront that I don't want anything but to fuck OR I don't say anything and let them make assumptions that I'm gonna stay with them after we fuck. That's on them.

Yeah I dunno, I have no respect for sluts but to me it seems desperate and a bit rapey when guys do that. It's implying your worth as it is isn't good enough for them ultimately. Whatever works. Just not my thing.

That's called lying by omission you psychopath lmao.

I mean sure how can you lie if you never say anything about it? To me this is how a woman rationalize things tho. You're not being entirely honest with them. And it is what it is.

I see, I don't know much about about eastern european girls. That 9 as far as looks go seems like a steady 1 in the rest. Rightfully being called a cheating whore. Boredom enough reason to cheat? Doesn't seem very bright.

I got no tips for that sorry bruv

a girl whom ive had unprotected sex for around 10 times admitted to having genital herpes around a month ago. I still have no symptoms. its still pretty much 100% certain i have it? if so, is it all the same if i have unprotected sex from now on with girls who have herpes since ive been infected already even though i havent had any symptoms?

All that begin with H are carriers for life
-HIV
-Herpes
-HPV

Too bad we can deport people to an island that have STDs so they can stop fucking spreading this shit.

They should also be giving it to your partner(s) because if they have it and they are NOT cured and you fuck with them again you risk being reinfected.

Lel, what a degenerate retard.

what is oral hpv and herpes?

What's wrong with viagra?