Itt femanons give us proof they belong on this board by posting autismo stories

>>got asked why i dressed like a nerd

What were you wearing?

Sounds HAWT

can i be your bf and watch kdramas with you while wearing coolie hats and eating rice?

>> I lie about going out. I rather stay home and watch k-dramas then go out.

What's weird about this is that AFAIK the appeal of k-dramas is their naive, ditzy, wholesome outlook on romance, so you should be able to date basically any church boy just based on your personality alone.

How can you afford to pay rent if you don't go out? I'm over here working 50 hours a week and can't afford one. Must be nice having a vagina

I have a job. I'm a QA who works from home.

OP said femanon not fembot so i'm allowed to camp out here

it was the glasses desu

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You're a female? You're a male? We dont give a shit, everyone is equal in discord..gg/j89jBK (ignore the extra dot) join now

But are you a QT too?.

why do these annoying faggots have to spam every fucking thread? fuck off

>femanons give proof they belong on this board
>hasnt given any proof
off yourself.

no u. origininin

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>Woke up in the middle of the night, covered in my pussy juice, after dreaming about a boy from my class
>I was 14 at this point and imagined him fucking me like in one of those porn movies
>Sex degenerated girl, with absolutely no contact to males at this point
>while also being extremly shy and bullied through my childhood to this point
>I had to run to the bathroom to pick my electrical toothbrush
>while doing so i tasted my pussy juice and fingered myself to the thought of his dick
>I wanted it so badly and came 3 times in the middle of the night, just by my toothbrush and fingers
>Later that night had to pee really hard and thought it would be fun to taste it
>did so, which was not even weird for me at this point because i used to smell and taste everything since i was a small girl
>Still no contact to boys, but found this site 8 years ago, because of the Jow Forums facebook site and their funny memes
>since then i've been stuck on here

>a girl will never dream about me fucking her and then wake up in a puddle of pussy juice

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>Be me, femanon
>Be in 6th grade
>Mother dies AWWWWWWWWWW
>I miss two days of school
>Kids at school know because neighbor kid hears about it from his mom
>Return to school the next week
>Everyone who sees me stops me and says something like, "user, I want you to know that I'm really sorry. I'm SO sorry!"
>I have no idea why people are saying Sorry to me all day
>Absolutely no clue
>I think they're apologizing for rotten shit they've done
>Three years later, suddenly realize in a flash while riding in car with Dad
>OH SHIT they were saying "I'm sorry" as a statement of consolation!
>It took me three years to figure this out

Is that autistic enuff for ya?

how does piss taste?

Yeah OK fembot, that's pretty autistic

But you still can't stay. Tits or GTFO

really salty if i remeber correctly, but desu this was already 6 years ago user

So... you masturbated one time when you were 14, and tasted your pee, and that makes you a robot?

So this thread is basically you being thirsty wanting pictures of titties in disguise. Go to pornhub instead.

I posted the choice of tits or GTFO because I assumed you would choose to GTFO.

nah ignore those anons, just describe what your panties look like that'd be good enough

well my mother died when i was in second grade and my teacher thought it would be a good idea if we had a circle to talk about it infront of the class

user you might be autistic, but how can you reply shamelessly with "AWWWW"?
My mothers death was 12 years ago and i would never make any form of humorous comment about it

>forgets her own mother died after 2 days
Women once again confirmed for having no souls

Epic Jow Forums reference dude. NO WOMEN ON INTERNET LOL. simply ebic.

Nobody is going to take time greentexting you fetish fuel if that's all you're after.

Where do you think we are? Did you really think a thread about femanons wasn't going to be sexual?

>social isolation and panic attacks
>Bullying and my only companion are books
>Love Vidya, old movies, literature - basicly only things you do alone
>spend 99% of my time alonr
>don't go outside and buy my stuff online - even food for cooking
>no sex, no boyfriend, no friends

you should try again maybe it changed in the meantime

btw if it tastes sweet go see a doctor

Go to /soc/, plenty of normgroid Stacys will love to tell you what you want to hear on that board. This is femanon and fembot territory.

be my gf and watch silent films with me pls

Autism stories only make women more cute, sadness isn't something you feel really

>>forgets her own mother died after 2 days
>Women once again confirmed for having no souls

I didn't forget that my mother had died.

I just couldn't process what the other kids were trying to say - since this was the first time my mother had died, the social expressions that go with that event weren't on my Rolodex of responses to flip through to decode what the other kids were saying.

I was like:

>Sorry
>I know that word
>It's part of an apology, right
>Good grief, why are people apologizing to me
>OMG I must smell or something and it's fake apologies

>back in highschool
>obsessing over some random dude from two of my classes who never talked to me
>i was too retarded to start and hold a conversation, so i would never go up to him and talk to him or anything
>eventually some dude gives me crush's locker code one day
>every day I start to put random shit in his locker from my house, food cans, computer parts, stuffed animals, you name it
>i honestly can't tell myself why, i sort of found it funny i guess
>he knows it's me because he saw me put something in once
>after a while he eventually called me creepy and i quit liking him

I started liking some other dude after that and this time I would just throw citrus fruit from my purse at him most of the time I saw him.

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>This is femanon and fembot territory.
I'm more qualified to be here than you are, fag.

>user you might be autistic, but how can you reply shamelessly with "AWWWW"?

Because I know it's supposed to be sad, but I don't remember exactly how. And so I put that in the story as a marker of my disconnection from the direct experience of it being sad.

Only if they have the personality of Futaba from p5, Tomoko, or Kirie from Umaru. All of them most likely just browse here as a reminder of what most of the guys who fill their inboxes are like and occasionally post "fembot here" when they need their daily dose of validation.

>it's posts like this that will make you die alone

This shit was predetermined long ago

>>every day I start to put random shit in his locker from my house, food cans, computer parts, stuffed animals, you name it
fucking christ

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>I start to put random shit in his locker from my house, food cans, computer parts, stuffed animals, you name it

what the fuck

I honestly still don't know why it was so bad somebody please tell me

>I would just throw citrus fruit from my purse at him
yeah this one is autism alright

if some girl did that to me i'd find it weirdly cute

these are some pretty hilarious stories posted by guys larping as girls. cuz if it was actual girls the rules are tits or get the fuck out. trannies dont apply for this rule only natural born females

>friend tells me about a place called Jow Forums
>He shit posts on Jow Forums
>Hate the shit on Jow Forums so start posting here
>Do nothing but play overwatch and refresh Jow Forums
>Shower every 4 days
>Wares hod all day so I do not have to do anything with hair
>When I go out I feel people look at me for how I look
>"I love the just out of bed look" t.random guy at gas station
>Realy consider myself a fembot but hid as a robot
>Use Gatorade bottle as piss bottle

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Jesus how did you make it this far in life

>Wares hod all day
nigga

>girl used to bully me relentlessly
>was bullied by a lot of students but she always stood out from the group
>looking back it was somewhat playful and she even did it when no one was around but always crossed the line even when I was visibly seething
>one day called her ugly
>She had a reaction of someone who was smacked off guard
>she walked away and never talked to me again
>did not see to much of her either

I didn't really she was ugly but she made me so mad that day. Is it possible that I created a femanon that day?

maybe she wanted you to lick her pussy

All girls are stacy normals, you can only roleplay as a robot

thanks for reminding me
>has dyslexia

>mentally ill, severely
>fat with thick af glasses, look like Seth Rogen
>rotate the same 5 pair of sweat pants and basketball shorts, own no other pants
>autism-level fascination with death (forensics, mortuary science)
>mfw Im a walking punchline

>my boyfriend and i have a mutual breakup because we are both depressed and he wants more in life
>ok cool
>i have nobody now, so i begin talking with his least favorite friend
>his friend and i both self harm and so its ez to talk about how we feel
>trust him
> lies tells all my friends I have a fetish for it and they all dislike me now
>
>cringe but nice i guess.

i have new friends, but the connections are shallow. covered in scars.
i feel nothing, but im still comfortable in it sometimes.

How mentally ill are you besides the death obsession?

>Use Gatorade bottle as piss bottle
WTF user, the bathroom can't be that far away.

OCD, PTSD, Cluster B Personality Disorder traits, possibly DID (multiple personalities).
In the past, diagnosed with Schizoaffective Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, etc.

I don't know, women are fucking weird. For all I know she could have ran into the bathroom and masturbated than remember some obscure fact about me and think i'm some undercover criminal or some shit.

Can you imagine how sticky her hands must be, though?

But you can still get laid.

>multiple personalities
>cluster B
So you're just rude and low iq

Eww
The only reason to use a piss bottle is a long road trip.

I don't know what half the shit you listed is. You sound fucked though

are you the DSM personified

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>broke up with boyfriend for my 2D husbando

You are right, but my father is a light sleeper and I stay up late. I might wake him when I open my door walk to the bathroom open the bathroom door, pee, flush the toilet, open the bathroom door again and walk to my room. I do not want him to yell at me so this is what I do. Over the years I have gotten quite good at aiming and never get it on myself.

Why would my hands get sticky?

I like this post, very quintessentially fembot

>mom's attorney calls my cell phone while mom's at home because mom gave her my number
>"hello is this anonmom?"
>"no"
>"who am i talking to?"
>"her daughter"
>"oh, well, is this her phone number?"
>"no"
>"......alright i'll try a different number"
>"bye"
I was have a severe dissociative episode and was so fucking autistic as I tried figuring out how to tell her my mom was home.

Cluster B more towards Borderline. Poor emotional intelligence. Abandonment issues. Dependency issues. Boundary issues. Very common in people who experience long term abuse/traumas.
Multiple personalities is up in the air. I'm on the less severe end of that spectrum. Is again a trauma thing.

>but yeah, in all seriousness I'm a steaming pile of shit

My ex broke up with me cuz all i wanted to do was stay home, play vidya, watch movies at home, and fuck. Be my new gf pls and you can sit in the corner and play video games while i do the same

>pretty much the female equivalent of impotent. Cant nut ever. Decent in bed, tho.

maybe you broke your pussy

>Very common in people who experience long term abuse/traumas
Father raped you?

Nah. Not physically broken. Got diddled as a kid and it kind of fucked me up.

Never my dad, surprisingly. My mother. Some other people. My dad was a neat guy. Probably why I dress like a dyke/dabble in women.

Sticky with piss. Your aim can't be that good. You are a woman, after all.

whats the longest time you masturbated to try to orgasm

Can women even pee in a bottle?

Literally hours. Couldn't get there.

Oh fuck me too. He would tell me that me having my husbando made him uncomfortable because I would never compliment him and instead called my husbando cute, perfect, etc
I broke up with him on Valentine's day and had wine & cheap ramen with my bodypillow instead

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yep that pus broke

I think its really hot that you pee into a bottle t b h

it's basically my fetish. post your discord please

i have a few stories but some people might recognize them

Did you expect him just to whip out a can opener and eat it for lunch.

>have to buy apples for a pie at store
>cashier asks what I'm doing with them
>just walk away from the counter without paying or taking the apples because I couldn't reply
>try to make pie with off apples
>get gastritis

>family social gathering
>can't get breakfast because people are in kitchen
>didn't eat for 3 days while they were there, parents thought I left the house for the whole time

>see friend group from highschool walking around
>they all avoid looking at me and speed up to ignore me

>get a (you)
>cold sweat instantly

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>>He shit posts on Jow Forums
>>Hate the shit on Jow Forums so start posting here

Lemme guess you came here after gamergate?

>>get a (you)
>>cold sweat instantly

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No absolutely not but your post made me kek

Some other things I put in his locker were a fuck ton of glowsticks, a broken DVD player, a huge curious george toy that I hung up from the locker hooks, and minecraft figurines. Id take everything back at the end of the day.
He would usually laugh when he opened it so maybe that's why I kept doing it, I dunno.

Yup. Truly a disappointment.

i don't belong here because I'm not a tr*nny loving f*ggot/tr*nny

Yeah. I'll probably be in therapy till I die. My hopes are that I won't be on psych meds forever but it's looking that way. Better now than I used to be.

>tfw brain uploading so we can be with our husbandos forever won't be available before we die of old age
I want to find anything redeeming about this life, but I can't

please dont i just showered, it's more of the fear where I see half of the message notification and I have to open the window

When was that? I came here in 2011
fuck off zoomer
you can but is it hard. I use the Gatorade bottle because of the bigger hole
if you know where the hole is you just press the bottle up to it and let go