Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>I TOOK THE TOP OFF THE MAYBACH
>I TOOK THE TOP OFF THE MAYBACH
>I TOO THE TOP O TH MAYBA
>I TO THE TOP OTHUMAYBEH
>OH I TO THE TOP O MA MAYBEH

>doing reps while listening to dj Khaled songs
>another one

Fuck that song

>Walk into the gym
>WHOS THAT SHORT MAN WHAT DOES HE DO
>HE KILLED THAT MONKEY WITH HIS SHOE
>WHY THAT MONKEY WHY HIS BOOT
>BECAUSE HE HAD A BELLY FULL OF LOOT
>THAT MONKEY NEEDS HIS DAMN REVENGE
>THAT POOR CREATURE WELL ALL AVENGE!

>MIDGET SAW, A DEADLY FATE
>CHOPPED UP LIMBS BECOME SHARK BAIT
>MIDGET SAW THE PIRATES CODE
>IT SAYS THAT BOTH YOUR LEGS MUST GO!
>CHOPPED TO PIECES
>RIPPED TO SHREDS
>YOURE GONNA WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD!

A song about chopping up manlets.

>whos that short man

Bet you hear that all the time lol

Owned

>walk into gym
>hear noise of other people
> start on elliptical
> put in headphones
> youtu.be/c6mJDsEcAXw

I go into an extremely high end gym (boomer parents family package). Its ALWAYS empty except for a few old dudes doing cardio. The gym coaches let me play my music on the speakers. Feels good bro

so jelly. my neighborhood has one gym, it's cheap as fuck but it's always filled to the brim with retards.

get cucked kid. I go to a powerlifting gym where they play metal 24/7

*Pwn3d

>walks into gym
>imagine dragons demons and radioactive starts to play for the tenth consecutive time

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the only reason i will have tinitus in a few years is because i need to drown out the awful music at my gym. there's no way you can keep a straight face lifting while taylor swift plays for the qt3.14s

>walk into gym
>WORK WORK WORK WORK
>one guy from staff, tell him someone barfed in the showers
>plug in my phone to the staff laptop
>HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
>*sip* time to get shredded

>gym plays constant 100BPM remixes of pop songs for the cardio bunnies
>speakers are right next to the powerlifting/free weights area where the serious people are squatting and deadlifting
>try to drown out the horrible music with heavy metal
>end up hearing an unholy combination of cheesy upbeat pop music mixed with grunts and baseless guitars because my earbuds are shit
>take out earbuds and suffer the horrible music anyway

>walk into gym
>BUT SHE'S HOMELESS
>SHE'S HOMELESS
>AND SHE STANDS THEERE SINGING FOR MONEEEEEEEEEEEEY
>LA DA DI DAE DON
>LA DA DI DAE DON

AIIIYEYYEYEYIEEEEEEE
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
AYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAE
AYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAE
COME ON MAN
COME ON MAN
WORD
COME ON
COME COME ON MAN
AYAYAYAAAAEEEEEE

DES

PA

CHIto

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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It was almost perfect. You fucked up

Based and boomerpilled

My bad, I thought this was the shitposting thread

>COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
>IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
>GOTTA GOTTA GET DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
>STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS, HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS

>IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISSSSD

>BUT SHE'S TOUCHING HIS CHEST NOW

>AND IIIIII WILL SWALLOW MY PRIIIIIIDE

I hate it when females have access to the speakers; I’m falling asleep.

>SHE TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES NOWWW
>LETTTTING MEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i physically can't not sing along if i hear this song

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No one can take those feels

>walk into gym
>ALL EMBRACE ME
>IT'S MY TIME TO RULE AT LAST

>walk into gym
>ow

>walk into gym
>MILLINE PÄEV
>JA TÄHTSIN ET JÄID
>OOOH ÜTLE ET JÄÄD

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I haven’t heard it since I was in 4th grade, you know, seeing as I’m 6’2” and all.

>hurhurhur a manlet is gonna listen to a song about chopping up manlets this make big sense
Nice logic, so you’re under 6’ and you have an equally pathetic iq

haha midavittu

>walk into gym
OH SHE'S SWEET BUT A PSYCHO
A LITTLE BIT PSYCHO

Pls be in Tartu

>goddamn eu4 i forgot to turn off the stupid sabbaton soundtrack again

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