Fps/fph thread

I keep having to start these bad boys Jow Forums.
Have you lost the need for motivation?

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This fatty? jonathanyaniv.org/

Trannies truly are subhuman

Disgusting, but what does this have to do with FPH?

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A classic

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Based

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>Goddamn TEACHER and Ass Teacher are different characters
Kek

Ive mever had motivation i just kept doijg ut cause why tf not ive fell off and went from 65kg to 81-83 kg again but since i got a 2 week off im olanning on going back down to 75

>used to be 98kg

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I saw a similar image like this once, it was a ridiculous story about how some fatty tried to vote, couldnt fit in a booth, and a Chad got angry and threw her into the voting booths knocking them down. The comic was hilarious. Haven’t been able to find it anywhere, does anyone here have it?

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REVERSE THE GENDERS
>if an incel wants to have sex with you, let him
NOT SO EMPOWERING NOW IS IT HUH YOU ENTITLED WHALE

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fatties, trannies, they're all subhuman

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Ass teacher KEK

The tranny is obese on top of being a tranny. That's like a double negative and that it doesn't cancel itself out proves there is no god.

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wtf I love ecofascists now.

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...how is it a human right to get your balls waxed?

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Absolutely fucking based

Is this a joke tweet? I have no idea what's real and what's exaggerated hyperbole in this upside down crazy world.

Why would it stop there

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>people

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Remember not to let the government disarm you, lest you end up like britain.

These are unironic because they want people to stop using knives.

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I remember going outside to do an experiment in psych class where you wear a weighted vest and estimate the distance between where you're standing and cone or something a bit away from you. The control group (no vest) was relatively accurate, but the heavier the vest the more people would overestimate the distance. That might explain the fatty exercise problem.

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This must be satire

do non-bongs actually believe this is how Britain really is?

Feminists can't count.

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Nah, we know how effectively your laws are enforced.

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No, but this is

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This woman has literally no idea what working a farm is like.
Breaking a horse is not a "stretch". Generally it's just tedious and time-consuming.
My callouses are more likely from mucking shit-caked hay than they are from rope burns, and who the fuck doesn't poll their cattle? A bull with horns is dangerous as fuck.
If I need to move 2000lbs of hay (though I've never seen a bale heavier than 1600), I use the backhoe. Which is convenient, because I'll need it to pick up this landwhale when she passes out in the 110+ degree weather.

Look somehow overloaded and non-physically to me

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Honk honkler.

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Yeah, used to be posted it all the time but I haven't been seeing it as much lately, I figured people were getting tired of it. Every thread though, there's always one or two people who suddenly realize the knocked over booths spell Chad despite having seen this comic a hundred times before.

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People fetishize farming a lot. The part that gets me most is the "home cooked meal" thing. Imagining the slop that fat cunt would provide her imaginary husband is disturbing.

If you routinely put out silly shit, don't be surprised when people think your country is silly.
You think America is the way it's portrayed on the internet?

To be fair depending on which part of America you're in the internet stereotype is more accurate

>y'all are jumping up and down
Not likely

I'll never not find the needless distinction between "small fats" and "large fats" funny.

Don't you wish you could bulk like reddit?

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I like that the virgin was squished to death.

>I don't udnerstand this so i'm pissed off
based

so fucking based

Drinking blood part makes me think this is a troll pasta, no one can be this retarded

Being a mental illness, strange beliefs are part of the territory.

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the chad fucking the old lady at the end was a nice touch

SAVAGE

>only the mouth
>not the stomach
Fucking amateurs
youtu.be/nTQZ7P-dK8o

>You aren't worth the fat you're made out of.

My fucking sides.

> I need guns to protect me from other people with guns

Fucking burger logic. I own a gun and am a bong, but fortunately only want it rather than 'need' it.

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> Carnage on the streets
Fucking tabloids.
Good thing you got all those guns to protect yourselves from homicides though... Oh wait, you sit around 5:100,000 and us at 1:100,000. Guess foul language and fisticuffs is sufficient.

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oi m8, you got a loicense for that opinion?

what's 13 but also 50?
britain is an easy example that banning guns/weapons doesn't decrease violent crime, not to mention the "weapon sweep" twitters are violently retarded

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Chris-chan thought his infected taint was a vagina that he was growing because of hormone pills he stole from his mom.

>Dan transphobic goyim

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Seething

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>Ingesting xenoestrogens
>Xenoestrogens
This heresy shall not go unpunished.

lmao fucking bongs thinking they have any right to make fun of anyone

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lmfao

Can someone translate what the fuck is being said here? I genuinely don't know if this is science shit I'm not familiar with or more weird feminist frankenwords.

This is rough just saw on Reddit

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This is fph bro, are you lost?

I just pretend I am watching a girl eating a limp candy apple... then it's okay...

This is Cuckada, and technically they're refusing service to a "transsexual," which is against discrimination laws.

Oops posted the edited one i was using to post on Reddit. It's easy enough to find though. Still near the top on r/loseit

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Can we get back to fph and not pol posting?

Somehow I seriously doubt Intuitive Eating leads to more
> phycological hardiness
In fact I seriously doubt many of the items on this list
And I love how they still want to disregard BMI as useful in the least but can’t resist adding something about it

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>le Jow Forums boogeyman
every fucking time with you pussies

Are there people on this site who would actually think this is a serious article?

Right at the top
> a new, well rounded perspective
The jokes write themselves
Also I love the sentence at the bottom
> This book ... is also useful for courses in ... Women’s Studies

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medicating yourself instead of going to a doctor
Also fell for a troll LMAO

Is this real?

I dont use social media, so I dont have a point of reference. I cant fathom someone openly posting something like this. Can you just say this stuff on fb and not get called out? Why were they suprised they got pushback?

why not both?

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>europoor brings up banning our funs
>American defends right to own funs
>europoor calls American seething
>American posts evidence of shitty things in Europe
>argh facts are off topic, go somewhere else
You sure the last post is the off topic part you need to call out? The pedo-muzzie is at least fat

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damn, science is based

>after his lawyer argued

The most misleading words you can ever find in a headline. Lawyers can argue any dumb shit they like, it doesn't mean it had anything to do with the ruling whatsoever.

Christ, people are so fucking stupid.