Your manager calls you over

Your manager calls you over

>"user we were just looking at your 'hobbies and interests' on your resume and we were wondering...
>...Are you a virgin by any chance?"

what do?

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Report them for sexual harassment

orig

how can i be a virgin when i fucked my mom last night?

Yeah. It's true
I've never put the pistol in the holster
I've never inserted the plug into the outlet
I've never did the electric slippery slide
I've never poked the balloon
I've never popped the the fruit
I've never done It
yuhh gott me. But I'll tell you this. I'm the man for this job!
>gives her firm handshake like my pops usedtah tell me

Yes I'm a virgin...I'll pack my things.

Ez

"uhh.... yes? What does this have to do with this job again? Seems like an irrelevant topic to me."

yeah, whats it to you? Can't stand the sight of a meme war veteran?

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>talking back to a female

Enjoy your prison sentence boys

You like working here?

I'd lie then fuck botb. The correct move.

>including hobbies and interests on a resume

Yes, I'm a proud virgin, what of it?

depends what kind of job it is. if it's marketing or retail it's probably worth putting down that you enjoy "team" based hobbies.

I work as a surgeon and in my recent appraisal they asked me why I didn't include any hobbies or interests in my CV. Because I fucking live in the goddamn hospital (literally) and spend all my time working and all my free time reading about work, and I don't think you want to hear about my manga and Jungle collection. Apparently it adds a "human" element to your CV, fucking normalfag shits.

>hand lotion smell comes from my privets*
>NO!

>work as a surgeon
>browses r9k

How can someone be a success and a loser at the same time?

You've obviously never seen japs before

why yes I am, does that matter?
>goes away and cries

>'hobbies and interests' on your resume
do people actually do this?

Bruh, I've held out on round two with a girl til she helped me drybrush 10 Blood Angels. I have absolutely no shame for my hobbies, even the weird ones.

>"I don't think that's an appropriate topic to discuss in a professional setting"
>write a polite but firm email to HR that this kind of behavior isn't acceptable in the workplace
>get new manager

"why don't you ask your mom that same question about me?"

>"Yeah, why?"
>implying I care

>"Yeah, why?"

>"You're fired."

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No I use my paycheck to fuck hookers, duh.

>>"You're fired."

File an EEOC claim for wrongful termination and laugh my way to the bank

>But still be a virgin

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Just put "No thanks, I'm a virgin" on your resume next time.

>have it blocked by feminists and white knights somewhere along the line.

>tfw you can't fire someone for being a virgin

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