Should I go to the strip club tonight lads? My favorite stripper is working

When shes done taking your money she goes home to her hot bf and laughs about pathetic you are.

ya. but that doesnt mean she doesnt enjoy the paypig and her chad, she just had to pay lip service to her bf.

double the fun, and good pay :)

>paying money to see a half naked 3dpd
>not spending the night with your waifu
dumb normie

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No.
Strip clubs are pretty fucking pathetic.
But if you're ugly as fuck and have expendable money then I guess it's your only choice to have a woman in a state of undress look in your general direction.

You know you dont have to throw all your cash at them.
Have you been to a strip club?

We both got subs. OP is up to you but we all know you already made your mind before making this thread

OHHHHHHH WOAH

GIRLS JUST AH WANNA HAVE FUHH-UN

I don't see the appeal. It's like prostitution, but you can't actually touch them. At least with porn you can beat your meat, but I doubt it's legal to masturbate at a strip club.

No. Strip clubs have an obnoxious vibe, the girls will be hustling you for lap dances which are a ridiculous scam, they quote you $20 but it's actually $20 PER SONG and the songs are really short, so you end up paying like $100. One thing though, if you're into hard drugs, strippers can help put you in touch with dealers, so if you need a new connect they can be a good resource in that regard.

seeing his fav stripper or another boring night at home. id go see her too

>obsessing over a roastie
pathetic

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go see her, have your fun, release some stress and come back home feeling good.

I don't see how a strip club can be fun a pace like that seems like it would be hell for a robot

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well its just op. if he is satisfied going there, he should go and not hold back.

The strip club fucking rules

Doesn't Jow Forums love the strip club?

>loud music hurt my ears
>jarring lights hurt my eyes
>try to walk confident but feet hurt and knees keep buckling randomly
>bouncer and patrons look at me like i shouldn't be here
>find farthest corner of club and sit with my jack and coke
>stare at drink until work up enough courage to look up at stage
>stripper swinging on the pole, inadvertantly looks my way
>look away, panicking, sweating

strip clubs are shitty crawling with men who never progressed beyond middle school levels of sexuality and hungry drug addicted women harassing you for offers of lap dances

you're better off just going directly to a hooker

t. knower

No, it's degenerate

They really need to get rid of this original comment bullshit and just change the board's name to /mgtow/ or /mc/ (man's club) or something

Just see an escort. Strippers are such a waste of many you are literally paying to cuck your self.

Only if you walk in with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition.