What was your worst gym experiences Jow Forums?

>it's an user tricks Jow Forumsizens into looking for tranny porn episode

because i had been lifting a couple weeks and didnt know what to do

gotta love the average fitizen

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Tbh this doesn't sound that bad at all, I mean it was just a small beginner mistake

I almost dropped the bar on me when benching. I was trying to reach LMAO2PL8 and I had the idea to yell "Light weight, baby!" first.
Luckily I was without a spotter, fully in control so the bar landed softly on my chest. An old man, help me escape under the bar. Very embarrassing.
Yeah, I still do not ask for a spotter thanks to /fit and those horrible webms.

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Post link faggot

>uploaded it to pornhub
If it's only low quality, your face won't be visible enough for doxxing. Post link.

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>have overbearing jewish mother
>talks just like that lady from the nanny
>proceeds to embarrass me in front of my gym frens
pretty fuckin hot b.

>go to gym
>Having great workout and feel like I'm killing it
>Feel good about myself
>Some triggered fatty woman pulls the lunk arm on me

That's a good experience user. Triggering fatty sjws is a natural test boost.

I still do not understand how we're at 2019 and your tranny porn is still in 240p

I'm going to need some more info on that clip to verify your claim

Wait what webms? Why is a spotter bad?

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My greatest fear is being caught on spy camera without my knowledge

How did you find it on pornhub anyway

>been going to gym with buddy for a while
>his GF has a cute friend, they're always there for cardio
>doing DLs, setting new PRs
>load up 5.5 plate, don't think I can do it as I'm shattered
>buddy's gf turns up with her friend, he goes over as I'm starting my lift
>cutie is all sweaty and all I can think of is drowning in her sweaty clamhole
>chalked up, traditional pre-PR routine done
>she's staring, they all are
>have to do it
>fuck it's heavy, but I start getting it up
>straining like a cunt
>straining too much
>please no
>god please
>mfw
>vuvuzela erupts from my arse
>one of the longest farts I've ever done
>hold the weight as the horn of gondor continues to sound
>drop the weight, bask in the smell
>everyone looks disgusted
>buddy is curled up dying of laughter
>turns out cutie said "Wow, can he actually lift that much?" before I dropped my dirrtybomb

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>try to engage with the receptionist drow bitch and she never really reacts to anything i say
>brush it off and head downstairs to the weight dungeon
>changing into gym shorts and orcs are chugging giant's strength potions in the locker room
>they ain't natty
>start with bench, literal skeleton is already on it though
>ask if i can work in
>have to wait a long time in between sets since his bones struggle to lift the plates on and off the bar

fucking evil aligned gyms

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Link?

>first set of my workout
>warming up with light weight squats
>split my shorts down the entirety of the leg, from waist band to the seam at the bottom of the short leg
>huge gaping peep hole on display for the whole gym to see while I finish my set
>live 15-20 minutes from home, can't be fucked adding 40 or so minutes to my day to go home and get changed
>wrap my gym towel around my waist and walk through the entirety of the gym to the receptionist looking like some fuckhead wearing a towel for no reason
>ask if I can borrow some masking tape
>she asks why
>explain the situation
>she lols at me and gives me the tape
>go into the bathroom and tape up the rip
>decide to tape it from the inside of my shorts so it's not as noticeable
>put shorts back on
>tape starts ripping out my leg hairs with every slight movement of my leg
>spend a 2 hour workout in mildly annoying, infrequent pain

>Not going exclusively to lawful good gyms and making holy gains with paladin gymbros

unsolicited advice from inbred neanderthals and ugly girls approaching me, doesn't happen too often fortunately

Kekked

Sounds like you made it

Every day is equally bad. Because every time I see a girl like in your pic and she doesn't fall in love with me ;_____;

when i heard a loud crack in my arm after trying to do a traps exercise.
been 4 months and i still feel the pain when i try to scratch my back.

I changed my routine today to a more difficult one, spent half the time trying to hold back puke and noticed my crush of almost a year was working out 10 feet away from me. We made eye contact at the worst possible time as I was contorting my face from the discomfort

fucking kek

Stealthy small cameras have shit resolution.

What is a typical gym thot's alignement? Chaotic I'm sure but good or evil?

I tend to get depressed AFTER the gym. I don't know if it's an adrenaline dump or hormone imbalance or something

Typically probably chaotic neutral, but it'll vary from one to another, depending on individual reasons for going to the gym. Chaotic good to be better at sports/just self improvement, chaotic evil for vanity, attention, and to fuck more chads.

>He doesn't work out for vanity AS WELL AS self improvement

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p-pls gib name

she needs to eat more, I see the potential

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>going gay because of 4chinz
huge yikes

hahahahahha fucking hell bro

Post link of it

Unloading all the weight from one side after hitting my first squat 1RM (385). I never had to unload that much weight before, the bar just fuckin flew like a medieval catapult. The entire gym stopped and looked at me, including my gym crush.
Now I could have 2.5 pound plates on each side of the bar, and I still feel like it's gonna tip over on me when I'm unloading it.

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3 plates on one side (other side empty) is generally the tipping point. only takes a tiny bit of pressure on that to flip the bar. rack pin spacing of course affects it.

fuckin this

I shit my pants squatting when I sneezed in the hole. Wish I was kidding.

Dont think he wants to spread his most embarrassing moment of his life even more, goto say tho i want the link aswell tho and im no homo

The average normie gym go-er doesn't know how to spot. If I'm going to die I'd rather the last thing I see and smell not be some strange dude's balls.

finally talking to the qt receptionist. i think it went well but part of my brain is screaming at me that it didn't and i need to cancel my membership and start going to the YMCA a county over
>mfw this happened an hour ago

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story time story time

Could’ve been a bad experience but didn’t turn out bad in the end

>be me
>notice a weird lump on my area around my dick
>assume it’s herpes
>ohmylifeisfucked.jpeg
>go to doctor
>asks about my sexual partners
>laughs so hard he almost pisses himself
>check the herpes
>was an ingrown hair
>I thought I got herpes from using the gym toilets
>doctor laughed because I told him I’m still a virgin at 19
>mfw when I’m just a retard

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We’re not doing this again dammit, this is supposed to be about fitness

>be me, user
>go to gym a little later than usual on a weekday
>surprised to see qt receptionist working this late
>oh shit I have to talk to her like I said I would next time I saw her
>distraction by trying to mentally prepare myself to talk to a girl makes lifts worse than usual
>finish routine
>weigh self, put shoes back on, get keys like I'm going to leave
>go to counter to get shake instead
>reception qt is talking to bald middle age guy who has been there at least since I got there
>think he's an owner, a regular, or a trainer
>reception qt sees me, asks if I want a shake
>say yes but need help figuring out something about my membership first so I would have a bs reason to talk to her
>she helps me with that and I get a shake
>there was more in blender than could fit in the cup, she asks if I want the extra in a little cup
>she's done this before, can't tell if she does this for everyone or just gym patrons who are nice to her/she likes
>have shake sitting at counter
>she is still talking to bald middle age guy on and off
>when I have a second I ask about battery I found on the floor last time I was there
>she says no one claimed it
>say I was just afraid it was for something important like a hearing aid but joke it's probably from knockoff airpods
>she smiles at this, can't tell if she found it funny or is just being nice
>at some point before this I asked what her name was, she tells me
>she resumes talking to bald guy
>they bet on what busiest gym hours are on that day
>reception qt pulls up stats on computer, she was right
>I ask how accurate the busiest hours google search lists are
>she says she doesn't know, is interested
>once again don't know if is just being nice or really means it
>tells me they are pretty accurate
>thank her for looking it up, say it's good to know
>finish shake shortly after
>get up from counter stool, say good night as I begin to leave
>bald guy and reception qt both reciprocate

h-how did I do?

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Kill yourself

Kike

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That sounded unbelievably painful and unnatural.

Die

I think she was just being friendly. Not that she doesn't like you or would want to be friends/friendly acquaintants, but probs doesn't see you in a romantic way. Good job tho user, you gotta practice to make social gains. Keep talking to her, she seems nice.

You need to make social gains. Here's a quick tip, be poignant: you seemed to linger. Ask for a name and possibly a number if she asks your name back, don't be afraid to walk away, but that comes with not shitting where you eat which you didn't do, that's why you feel like moving gyms. If you had been miring her for awhile it won't fly, she's seen you and you didn't take a shot soon enough.

You have to crawl before you can walk, etc. So I'd say you did really well man! You talked to her and didn't drop spaghetti all over the fucking place. But no odds are she doesn't see you romantically. No worries though, you'll just keep getting better until a girl does.

>horn of gondor

good kek

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don't know if it's one of them but ana cheri and tianna gregory have the same body type.

>be me on Friday night
>love the song "you raise me up"
>alone in the gym at 11:30pm so I can play music on the speaker
>finished workout just stretching
>My song starts to play
>I know all the words
>belt out the whole song at the top of my lungs
>hear people clapping
>turn around to see the cleaning crew standing behind the glass laughing
>now they whistle and sing at me whenever I go past
>receptionist calls me 'opera boy'

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Embrace it and play along

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>enter gym
>coat off
>locker room
>take a piss
>phone rings
>it's the security company we use at work (I work for a public school)
>alarms went off
>I tell them it's just the sports teams wandering through closed areas of the building again
>"we already sent the police"
>leave gym, go back to work
>spend an hour checking doors
>no gym today
>already took two scoops of pre-workout
>mfw

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>First month of lifting at a gym
>Doing squats as first lift
>Do warm-up, goes ok
>Load up a bit too much as workweight
>Start going down
>Think "Uh-oh"
>Turns into some weird Good morning with bent knees
>Struggle to come up
>Some people around me
>Think "Can't drop the weight"
>Manage to get it up somehow
>Take off plates
>Go home, was at gym 5 minutes
>Don't go back for over a week

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You're not the only one, user. I get the same thing and it's frustrating sometimes. Still better to keep at it because I notice an improvement in the mood during rest days. Are you sure you're getting enough rest though?

>randomly having a spy camera at the gym
>not just using a phone
You're faggot fantasy larp disgusts me

>>leave gym, go back to work
This is why you fail.

If you need a spotter, you have too much weight

should have fucked the little brat next. beta desu

I go to a small gym, there is a small female bathroom and male bathroom. Each bathroom is only large enough for 1 person and has a shower for 1 in it. Once I was working out and starting to feel sick. I went to the bathroom but the door was locked and I could hear the shower running. So I went and just sat on a bench and tried to feel better. After like 15 min. I heard the door open and a GIRL came out. She quietly closed the bathroom door. Looked up, saw me, and she bee lined to the exit and left. I was just thinking to myself “what a bitch, she has her own bathroom”. Still feeling sick, I get up and go to the bathroom. Open the door and low and behold. The local fucking gym chad is butt ass naked, sitting on the floor of the shower, with a big stupid smile on his face looking at the ceiling. I verbally said “what the fuck” and he kind of reacted and said “oh shit man shit. Dude let me get out of here”. He comes out 10 min later. Shower reeks. I ended up just leaving. It was disgusting.

A few days later i came in to the gym and he was there. He came up to me and apologized again for what i witnessed. Then he told me the story. He said that he’s only ever seen that girl twice before at the gym. He said he’s never even spoken to her. But over a 2 day period at the gym, they would just throw each other really dirty looks. He said he honestly didn’t expect too much from it but it was just fun at the gym. Then he finished his workout and went to the shower. The doors are shitty and don’t lock (there is a sign on the door). While he was showering, he said he heard the door open and he said” hey someone is in here” then he saw her. He asked what she was doing. But without saying anything she motioned for him to step towards the end of the shower, and after he did, she dropped to her knees and put his flaccid cock in her mouth and sucked. Apparently she sucked him so hard that when he came his collapsed

>Sucked his whole soul
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He said he had deadlifted right before that too

>planet fitness
>First day of going to gym
>It's 20F outside so I'm in a light hoodie and thin sweatpants
>go in, get changed, all happy and excited because I hadn't run in 2 months due to twisting my knee
>decide to walk 2 miles and then run another
>Start sweating like a pig
>Huh guess I'm working out real hard then
>go to pull up bar in back
>do 2 sets of 10 and then have to call it quits halfway through 3rd
>hands are dripping, head is light, feel like puking after drinking from the luke warm water fountain, want to lay on the ground,
>almost fall over getting to the water fountain and getting back to the locker room
>ask for help
>Manager in long pants, thick track suit, comes with gatorade bottle and starts yammering about dehydration
>ask for help to get to shower, refuses
>Ambulance called
>Start feeling better before it comes and refuse ride
>Go to work 20 minutes late later, late, not knowing what the fuck happened.
First time with heat exhaustion, and no I wasn't dehydrated. I'd be thirsty if I was. I tried going back but they keep it 70F+ there So I stopped after 2 months. I'm acclimated to the outside so that'd only fly in the summer. I found out that night what it was and informed the manager who tried to help what had happened, he proceeded to take it as a personal insult and lashed back with 'dehydration'.

U gay faggot

I did a full body exercise after skipping 2 days when I was (still am) a newby

After maxing out on bench with no spotter and doing deadlifts; I tried squatting my max too (2 pl8)

I straight fell down

The rails caught me tho luckily

I would be embarrassed desu

always start with the empty bar and load up, retard

>Take creatine pills with pre-workout when I usually take them at night.
>Mid-workout I'm talking to a qt I've been texting for a week or so.
>Have to burp
>Burp in my mouth, but all of a sudden my throat, mouth, and nostrils get filled with creatine.
>Instinctively cough and exhale a cloud of white dust and powder DIRECTLY into her face.
>She starts yelling, I'm yaking like hell and puke up my pre-workout on the gym floor.
>Start working out at 5am so I never have to see her ever again.
I guess when I burped it was the exact moment that the sugar coating on this pills melted and it was just 5mg of powder in my stomach.
It was over 8 years ago and I still think about it.

Did an internship in a smallish town where the only gym was this one

My buddy I met from work got a big tub of custard and left it at the desk next to the pizza

We thought it was hilarious

But then; It was empty in like 2 hours after we were done

God I hated that place

Yeah, def not doing that again lol

That’s not so bad. At least you weren’t one of these guys.... especially the guy at 2:00

youtu.be/7CijofWM3fU

I was actually annoyed at his response. I didn't actually notice how many people are lizards until I entered the buildings they control. I wasn't expecting to do much at all because I was trying to get back into running. I didn't think I'd almost die that day. I brought a fan and water bottle, with cold water, with me the following days but you can only do so much with standing hot air.
They have pizza and bagels days, I'm more embarrassed for having expectations than anything.

I mean it reads kinda awkwardly and you come off kinda sperglike but its really not that bad. Like she can tell youre awkward but you did well enough that she chose to be nice instead of being rude, so you probably made at worst no impression if not a decent one. Like idk reminds me of myself some time ago and now I can talk to anyone effortlessly and lead conversations. Just keep doing this kind of shit and you should make gains, people can always tell if someone is awkward but if you make yourself likeable and dont come off creepy theyll be nice about it.

laughed so much cheers, also dw it's happened to the best of us

That’s never happened to me desu. I don’t even talk to girls

>german university gym
>good place
>many thots
>90% people below 30
>3 rowing machines standing next to a cable meme machine
>be me on my first of three 5k rows
>first poo in loo I have ever seen in a gym does up to the cable machine
>don't think too much about it
>he spreads his arms for cable flys
>holy shit the legends are true
>a dsigusting putrib stench of old sweat fills the air
>have to endure this for about 20mins
What is it with poos and their lack of hygene? I mean you don't need to shower before your workout and I can accept the smell of sewat, but at some point it has to bother yourself. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

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They are called poos for a reason

poos tend to be vegetarian. cows and horses are vegetarians. Neither smell good. It's what they eat, which is also why they can't poo in a loo. Cows don't so they don't.

Benching like 135 last month after I used to bench 350, 11 years ago. Pretty much all of my lifts are dog shit still but I'm seeing improvement at least.

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