I never asked out a girl in my life

You better fucking sack up and atleast fucking try before it's too late, I never had a fucking chance. Do it for me user

>Do it for me user
I won't forget you guys. I'll dedicate my passionate nut I put in her to you bros
no homo

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i don't even understand how you're supposed to ask out girls besides the meme cold approach PUA shit that i'm almost certain none actually does

Same. Don't even know how to. Or, rather, completely incapable of recognising whatever signs you need to see before you ask them.

> i'm almost certain none actually does
Lots of "youths" in packs tend to pull that shit.
Always so fucking disheartening to see when girls actually go for it, but whatever.

>i never kissed a girl
>i never hugged a girl
>i never held hands with a girl
>i never was a girl romantic interest
>i never had a gf
>i never was asked out by a girl
>........
>....

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I'm with these guys, super turbo autist as well.
At least I can spend my money however I like and live by my rules

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I heard that girls like guys to be up front but sometimes they say they like to take it nice and steady
which is it? direct flirtation or slow and steady?

I got bullied by my coworkers into asking a girl out. She agreed, but then cancelled last minute. She set a new time to meet up, but then ghosted and never replied back. Never again.

at least you've never been rejected.

Hot guys should be direct. Rich/high status guys should be slow and steady.

>I got bullied by my coworkers into asking a girl out
>she agreed
>then cancelled last minute
>then set a new time to meet up
>but then ghosted and never replied back
bruh

Same, friendo.
I'm 24 and I literally can't even imagine a situation I could find myself in, in which it would be socially acceptable for me to ask a girl out.

what the fuck is the point of your post?

don't ever do this shit again faggot

So? I'd say most virgins never did.

This nigga lol
Whats next? They ask you where to find something every time they see you? Dawg that shit happens to everyone who works in retail

you should do it, even when you know the answer is NO. The rush of the moment is such a vital energy pump that you will enjoy it, just go for the rush, no for the answer. You may have some fun.

I know its delusional

>vital energy pump
I think you mean a horrible memory that will fill you with dread and regret. For the rest of your life, you'll experience moments where you suddenly remember it vividly and you'll wince and how painful it was.

you sir, you are a coward.
What is tragic and horrible and dreadfull about a fucking bitch saying that she dont want to spend time with you?

rosties can go to hell.

What board do you think you're on, right now?
If you don't experience that kind of thing, then you're not going to understand it. And note that saying 'jus b urself' won't help.

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all you do is ask if she wants to do [activity] on [day].

you don't have to say "be my gf" so it's not actually that hard

I think this is just maladaptive behaviour that you must get rid of, most people remember moments of shame but they don't have the strong visions of them we neurotics have

I'm almost 26 and in early December I had a breakdown over this exact thought leading me to hire an escort in a last ditch effort to lose my virginity. Instead, before she so much as started any foreplay, I just broke down into tears from the sheer pit of desperation I found myself in and the hopelessness of my future. The escort, rather than continue what I initially paid for, gave me a hug then a kiss and stayed with me for the rest of the paid time comforting me before hurriedly leaving, wherein I found myself alone once more. It was through cowardice that in that black hole of misery I averted killing myself. The irony of the fact that I was still a virgin even after all of those events resigned me to the fact that I would forever be alone.

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Problem with that is that she'll agree, you'll have a nice day out and you'll plan another. Then you'll go to that one two and when that goes well maybe you'll make a move and find out she had a bf all along.

"what?! I tought we were going at friends!!! D:"
Dumb hoe.

Let me know if you figure it out, brother. I still strongly remember fuck ups from 16 years ago.
Maybe if there were successes to balance it out, successes to look back on as well then it wouldn't be so bad.

join the fucking club (originimanial)

33 here and in the same boat. We just need to survive a few more short decades until our libido dies and it won't matter anymore.

Fuck man, this is hard to to even read. That must have felt pretty terrible. I've considered hiring escorts many times over the years, but I've never done it, partly for fear that something like this would happen.

If you don't know whether or not she's single it isn't time to ask her out yet.

It feels very good to not be one of you guys

I have asked 3 girls out and got rejected every time but atleast I fucking tried

This is what I do when trying to make friends. I've made a few female friends by doing exactly this. There's no reason she should interpret such an offer as anything more.

Stories like this are not uncommon. It's always a surprise that the hooker is usually sympathetic and helpful. You wouldn't expect that.

I did once but mostly because a co-worker said he'd punch me if I didn't ask that chick

I hope that one day I'll have the balls to become you. None of them will say yes, but trying is a big step above just accepting a lifetime of loneliness.
How did the rejections go? Did they let you down easily?

>leaves as soon as she isn't getting paid.

AWALT

> girls aren't going to approach you unless you're a 10/10 chad.

FALSE

they begin approaching (although quite infrequently) at 8.5+

>tfw you never asked a girl out because you're boring as fuck and don't have any good places to take her and can't hold a conversation for shit

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you can hunt sex but it's a bad idea to hunt gf.
also this.

Just tell a girl what you are doing over the weekend. If shes feels like it, you'll get her number

She could've left right away. Just take the money, while he's huddled and crying in the fetal position, and leave early. Then she's got the rest of the day to squeeze in another client and make double bubble.
Unless they see it as a nice, easy night's work. No need to fake it or take any stinky neet dick, just lie back and check instagram while patting some crying guy's head.

They'll "approach" you in the sense of literally being in your vicinity but nothing beyond that.

I don't really see hiring escort as miserable or anything. Maybe It's a cultural representation but a lot of well-adjusted men once fucked an escort, or do it from time to time. I've did it myself and It was quite pleasant each time.

>I never asked out a girl in my life
>in my life
relax user, life is a long and bumpy ride.
plenty of turns left

>hey femanon, i'm going to be complaining about my nonexistent sex life on Jow Forums this weekend
>care to join me?

the first time was a disaster and I'm scarred for life

The other two were nice about it, but in a "I'm still secretly disgusted by you" sort of way

kek so much for the deal

What happened the first time?
What did the other two do that makes you think they were disgusted?

No, sometimes they do..
No way I am anywhere close to 8.5, and I would seriously still be a virgin otherwise.

It just depends a lot on their mood, and if she likes a challenge instead of wanting to sit back I suppose. Being at the right place at the right time can net you lot of good things.

Same. But I don't expect any of them to approach me, I simply wasn't interested in them in terms of personality. I was a sperg and they weren't.

you too eh? realizing this was a very depressing event when it happened some years ago.

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Well define approach, because if a girl makes conversation with you at any place at any time that isnt your family then theyre interested in you

Yep, the thing is I can open up to people, even women, if they initiate conversation and I've known them for at least a few years, but in this day and age women don't have patience for that and will find multiple chads in the time it takes me to be comfortable around them

Objectively false. There are a ton of basic social interactions that involve a brief conversation, where neither party is doing anything other than being polite.

The reality is that women are not prizes, they are contractual obligations. Having said that, a woman who feels herself to be worthy of a man is worth pursuing.

If shes working somewhere and begins talking about something non work related shes interested

Or just so bored at work that even talking to a robot for a few seconds is better than working.

Yes but our of everyone at her place of business she picked you

The first time I was a cuck friendzoned orbiter because I was afraid to initiate. We were
friends, but said "I love you" all the time. One day she mentioned she had a crush on some Sancho faggot. This man was way older than her and had a GF. It was disgusting because the age gap was large enough that it would have been statutory rape if they had sex. I was only a couple years older. She never had a BF before that. He wasn't even interested, yet she was acting like she was engaged. While she's all depressed that she cant join his harem, I finally asked her out and she says "no."

The second time, she was nice when I asked and I had prepared myself to never mention it again if she said "no" (which I didn't.) She acted sort of bitchy towards me every time I saw her after that, even when I just said "Hi".

The third time, I asked a girl if she wanted to go do something that she mentioned she wanted to do. She said "maybe." So I show up at her door later and ask if she made up her mind. She said "maybe" again. I ask for her snapchat and say I'll text you tomorrow. I never had to use it because I saw her a third time. This time it's more obvious she doesnt want to but just can't say "no." So I have to tell her "it's fine if you don't want to." She finally says "no". Then, a few days later we're having a conversation with some other friends and she mentions she doesnt know how to say "no" when people ask for her snapchat point blank. This is probably directed towards me but maybe a coincidence. The other people are like "lmao just make a fake one."

She already has a boyfriend though. She's just counting down the hours until she can go home and fuck him.

Yikes. This is actually cringey enough that I might just never ask anyone out to avoid it being like this.

Me neither. I'm 27.

If shes truly interested in her boyfriend she shouldnt be interested in other men or striking up conversation with them

>a woman who feels herself to be worthy of a man is worth pursuing
Absolute toppest of keks. Having a big ego doesn't make you worthy of anything

im a khv and i haven't had a conversation with a non family related female in years, i would probably have a panic attack if i attempted asking a girl out

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>So I show up at her door later and ask if she made up her mind
lmao

why not try taking her words as the words that they are instead of trying to get anons to help you reach for what you want to hear

what is better to ask girl out if too scared for in person?

phone call?
text message?
some app?

you're probably underage so i'll tell you this: they're all different. figure it out.

I asked a girl out and went on a date once in High School but it didn't go well.

me neither and I'm married

31 and same. I'm surrounded by women at work, but I care more about my job than some $300 pussy.

Same at 28. Mostly because I couldn't see anyone actually agreeing to go out with someone like me.

>another robot who failed to fuck a hooker
Jesus. What a fucking bitch though, could've give you more than a kiss

So just ask her if she has a bf. There is still a chance bf will come out of thin air though, in reality it means she picked Brad who approached her yesterday too.
It's all bullshit, robots should give up on young and attractive and go for young slags or women around twice your age, the former will go straight to your home, the latter is worth investing time into as she doesn't get attention from young guys very often, if she rejects you it probably will happen straight away.

So far I have asked out 4 different girls, and none of them agreed. I already gave up on dating. Women have their standards, which I just don't meet. I'm pretty much used to being alone all the time, but sometimes I really wish I had someone, who somewhat cares about me and vice versa.
I'm 22.

>I never asked out a girl in my life
Same.
I feel so overwhelmingly socially inferior to women that it's hard to interact with them informally. A girl being willing to go out with or associate herself with me is incomprehensible.

me neither, about 6 have asked me though, but they where below a 11/10. why will I never have a gf

While you probably would have a better chance with her than some fresh stranger, you still have to ask yourself whether its worth losing a useful friend for a chance at getting a gf. If you ask her out, you may well break the friendship. Then you won't have a gf or a friend.
Friends are good for support and can help you get gfs.

i cant tell if women hate being asked out or not. media displays guys asking women out as cringey or an annoyance but it must happen and they must accept? most people are fucking? it's a mystery to me

we're all the same here

They dont like being asked out by men they arent attracted to.

I don't know, try talking to woman in activities you do usually. If you study do it in university. If working, at your job. If just chilling in a pub, do it there.

If you go with the mind of "catching a woman" you'll fail, because it is an annoying behavior. If you feel lonely just try to talk with someone. Maybe you'll just have a fun time just talking. It is pretty cool in a depressing life.

Dude this so much. It sucks so much. I'm just so sad man. I'm literally never going to experience someone loving me.

Come on, it's not that bad.
If someone don't know the topic, you're post looks like an ex addict post.

this is no exaggeration, i no longer get boners from sexual content involving real women. i can recognize that something is attractive to me, but i never get even partially hard. it's nice. i only jack off to anime. 34 btw

I love this post
You just don't give a single fuck

The only thing I could possibly talk about with people are nerdy shit that most women either not care about or be actively disgusted by.

so only the most attractive men have any luck on a regular basis?