How much of a robot can you get away with being to be in the armed forces?

How much of a robot can you get away with being to be in the armed forces?
I want to enlist and not have to worry about work for 6 years nor college tuition afterwards but I'm seriously afraid that they'll find something wrong with me which will disqualify me.
I already told my dad about my plans and he's incredibly supportive both out of pride (muh son will be in the military) and not having to worry about supporting me financially, I really don't want to let him down.
I'm also getting a meme liberal arts associates degree and while I love political theory and whatnot I know for a fact I'm not cut out to work in politics so I'm really worried about my backup plan

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As long as you meet the physical requirements, get through training, meet PT tests, can follow orders and aren't too much of a brainlet to flunk out of technical training you'll get by fine in the military. But if you're a sperglord, you'll have to be able to put up with a lot of banter.

Just lift and dont be a retard and you will be fine
Your dad will be proud and happu and you will be healthy and probably happy too

Robot in the National Guard here, it's not bad
Go to military enlistment general on k, they'll talk you through everything
DO NOT EVEN TALK TO A RECRUITER WITHOUT GETTING ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN IN
First off: do you have any medical history? Any? You can lie about a lot of it but not all.
Second, just don't be a total bitch. Basic is uncomfortable, not hard. If you can just insulate yourself from the stress for three months, you're good. Type B personality kind of people actually have an easier time than more emotional sorts.
Finally, get into shape before joining. Do some serious running, be able to do a 5k comfortably and be able to do a 10k without dying.

You'll be working 70+ hour work weeks depending on your mos. Also good luck with your fucked up knees and no useful skills if you decide to become a trigger puller. The GI bill is nice , but they'll try to fuck you over every chance they get.

>How much of a robot can you get away with being to be in the armed forces?
Very much. Just look at the entire USMC.

pls dont do it
i was in an army of my nation (that i wont say)
but all the armys are alike.. they brainwash u in boot camp... basicly they brainwash to to the level that u will agree to die just beacuse ur commander siad so.. they teach u only to be commanded to do as told.
and this contedicts normal human behavior of being judgmetntal
lets have an example... ur are being told to attact a hill that is almost imposbble to counqure and u die in the prosses... so why did u charge the hill if it is almost impossble to capture? becuse u were told to.. and by who? by the upper ranks, that sit in their a/c rooms drinking coke and eating cake.
being a soldier is only a job.
and is a hard one and dangerus, the thing u may expriance there can scar u for life. even just from bootcamp alone...

anyways when i look at voulntry combat solderis that didnt do it becuse they need the money i see dumbass

I'm sorry you had that experience user, I dunno how your country's military works but with the American military most don't involve giving yourself PTSD. There's like 20 noncombat roles for every boot on the ground. Logistics and management are what win wars.
I plan on joining the Air Force and they barely do any combat shit if I understand correctly, especially with the role I want.
That's encouraging.
>advice
Pops is gonna introduce me to a friend of his who has done it and I'm speaking to my school's military advisor tomorrow, haven't gone to a recruiter yet.
>medical history
nothing on paper
>don't be a total bitch
I was raised by a crazy Mexican mom, I can handle being bitched at. I'm just worried they'll pick up on my awkwardness or how I get anxious with a lot of social situations and give me the boot.
>get into shape
Will be doing

>I was raised by a crazy Mexican mom, I can handle being bitched at. I'm just worried they'll pick up on my awkwardness or how I get anxious with a lot of social situations
Lol, you won't be able to handle the shit games. You have a bunch of young and immature guys bored out of their minds looking up ways to stir some shit.

>meme liberal arts associates degree
Waste of a GI bill. Use it to learn a trade or you'll be fucked after the 6yrs unless you go career military.

>trade includes skills/professions like medicine, engineering, finance etc.

I will let you know in a few weeks/months user, though I would imagine so long as you stay away from stuff like infantry and can pass the physicals you should be fine.
t. cyborg leaving for Navy boot in a few weeks to become a corpsman dental assistant

mental institutions here but never involuntary committment just me going in myself and staying for a week or two
any advice I want to enlist

have fun dying for Israel for less than min wage and having nigger NCOs yell at you

>nigger NCOs yell at you

Only if you're POG. Niggers avoid combat arms like the plague. You'll still be yelled at by retards though.

Did you take any meds or use healthcare like Tricare?

didnt use tricare, but took meds

Ive been in for 9 years. Posted every day I could since the board was created.

Do you have any kind of psychological problems that are documented? Posting on Jow Forums wont diaqualfiy you.

just do the fucking Airforce, Its the most robot friendly. Ace that ASVAB and pick a good MOS and you're good to go. Pick something that can transition into civilian life aka shit related to computers/engineering/cybersecurity

I did this and got Contracting, which is fairly comfy. Occasional paperwork and nagging contractors with lots of BSing with coworkers.

Oh and I was waiting for Technical Applications Specialist but the job never dropped in 6 months so I took the first good one my recruiter offered me. Contracting is more employable, anyway.

Dont be a retard and sign up for 6. A real robot wouldnt make it in the military but you probably arent a real robot anyways so go for it.