Egg?

egg?

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Egg!

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I eat scrambled eggs for breakfast 4-5 times a week. Are they as bad for your heart at people say?

Egg.

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NO EGG

>brown egg
i only eat white eggs from white chickens

>Are they as bad for your heart at people say?
I have not found anything conclusive on this. They do contain a lot of cholesterol, but are they really bad for the heart?

Where are you egg?

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DATS MAH EGG GIVE IT BACK

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Chicken

egg!

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3 hard-boiled with my chicken

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Jus one lil egg?

no scientific organisation considers cholesterol bad anymore

egg good now

Whend that happen

EGG BAD

Several times. They keep changing their minds.

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Tfw eggs are now up to $33.60 per dozen in my country.

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what the fuck

my chickens died

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Yes, egg.

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Huh, you've made me realise that the Beast has NO songs of his own in that Disney film. Even the servants got catchy tunes of their own.

>buy six organic eggs
>putting them into a pot one at a time to scramble them because i'm not elite enough to avoid getting shell in there
>stirring that shit up
>what's that black thing?
>a fucking fly jumped into my eggs
>$4.90 tipped down the sink

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Mandatory

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I remember when Beluga Caviar was legal in Russia. We had a small tin of it for one New Years. It was delicious.

All the egg?

>free protein

EGGS

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but gaston dies at the end, wouldnt that make him a virgin and beast a chad?

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Chad is a state of mind

that's why it's a fairy tale, irl Gaston wins every time

EEEGGGGGGGGGGGG
!!!!!!!!!

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Chads die young

>Cardiologists say they realized that people are confused.

“The problem is that everybody is fixated on protein, and unfortunately Americans get a lot of saturated fat and cholesterol from animal sources of protein,” says Leslie Cho, MD, director of the women’s cardiovascular center at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio.

“Here’s what we want to tell our patients: We’re sorry it’s so confusing. One day you have this news. Another day you have that news. It’s horrible, and I totally sympathize,” says Cho.

“The totality of evidence is pretty clear,” she says. “Eat mostly vegetables and try to limit the amount of saturated fat and dietary cholesterol,” including eggs and other products with animal fat, says Cho, who was not involved in the study. She said the new study did a good job of summing up the evidence.

The research is a new analysis of six previous studies that included nearly 30,000 Americans. Those studies all took written snapshots of participants’ diets and then followed them forward in time. In some cases, people in the studies were followed for between 10 and 30 years.

They found that eating just half an egg a day was linked to a 6%-8% increased risk of having a heart attack, stroke, or early death over the course of the study, compared to someone who didn’t eat eggs. What’s more, the more eggs a person ate, the more those risks increased. People in the study who averaged an egg every day saw their risk of a heart-related event such as a heart attack or stroke increase by 12% compared to someone who didn’t eat eggs. Those who averaged two eggs every day had a 24% increased risk of heart-related events.

Researchers saw similarly increased risks for people who ate processed and unprocessed red meat.

>chicken
>not ostrich

>mfw I eat 4–12 eggs a day
>48-144% increased risk of a stroke or heart attack
What do I do? I never eat anything really bad for me, pretty much on a paleo style diet, but I’m gonna die now?

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don't worry, next year's study will say the opposite

Does anyone have that graphic that is a chain letter about eggs. It starts off like a surgeon general's warning then loch ness monsters into a chain letter. I've been looking for it forever.

>48-144% INCREASE
Cool, your chance of getting a stroke just went from 0.1% to 0.2%, assuming you're under the age of 40

They don't add up linerarly, but 12 eggs per day is too much. Eat some lean meat instead.

non-negligible. That's 1 in 1000 chances of dying from stroke. Would you play this game with a revolver? Dying from a stroke is worse still.

Egg

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>Would you play this game with a revolver?
If the reward was even remotely valuable, yes for sure. As far as risk goes, 1-1000 isn't that bad. You've probably done things this month more risky than that