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I'm 5'8" and 150 lbs trying to gain muscle. I have trouble with eating enough so will onions help? It's 400 kcal per bottle. I don't know much about this stuff so what do you think?

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Yes, onions will work well

waste of trips, bad thread op

Onions raise T levels. So yea.

i dont know user, i never tried s o y l e n t _before

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>What do you think?

>pic related

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oh shit I didnt even realize
Is that really true?

>be me, 21, hanging at my campus
>walking with friends in parkling lot towards class
>wearing pajamas because it’s the last week of the semester and I’m aesthetic enough that I just don’t give a fuck as long as I’m comfy
>suddenly two fully grown beautiful huskies run by me and brush against my leg
>no owner
>me and friend bolt after them
>two other students see and join us
>ones a qt blonde girl
>I joke around with her while we chase these random dogs across campus, into another uni campus and stop as security tells us it’s unsafe while they disappear into woods on that campus
>surreal as shit
>talk a bit while walking back, it’s just us at this point the other two couldn’t keep up
>months later see her on a friends snapchat, small world
>somehow had her on my snapchat without realizing it, must have asked for it and forgot
>see her one day and talk a bit to her
>”oh I remember you! You’re the pajamas dude!”
>she also remembers the huskies :)
>we talk a bit, then we text every now and again, usually a couple times a week
>she stops texting me
>turns out she’s now dating her manager (he’s close to our age)
>baby faced big chest piece tattoo, pasty white
>think oh well good for her, maybe if I wasn’t dating my at the time gf I’d have ended up with her instead
>he’s flexing in her story a lot, doesn’t look like he lifts at all, is skinnyfat with gyno.
>I give him the benefit of the doubt, assume he’s bulking
Two days ago (now a year later I’m no longer in college)
>she posts him eating his dinner
>chips, some other shit, onions drink
>onions drink
>motherfucking onions drink
>this chick started dating a soiboy. I could have my qt weeb cosplay gf if I had just tried
>the dude even does the cuck face and OFTEN
>now that I think about it he looks like an offbrand soicuck cheap version of me
>tfw I stayed with my bitchy ex and missed out on this chick

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>I have trouble with eating enough
>5'8" and 150 lbs
Nice bait.

unfortunate

? What do you mean by this?

This... my bmi is in healthy range, not even on the high end of healthy range either....

>Gf
>In college
It's your own fault.

You still did the right thing. Cheating is never acceptable

You’re right
Oh no I still cheated on her, but I never tried to date anyone else while I was with her. I had plenty of opportunities to cheat more and to date other girls, and I should have taken them

I wish there were a drink that really could replace all your meals healthily.

>being proud of being a degenerate cheater
you'll never make it

What's wrong with onions?

when you get cheated on and want yo kys dont cry to the universe retard lol you deserve it brainlet.

But user, she cheated first. By your logic the cycle is complete.
>t. Pic related

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Onions is overpriced for what it is.

>staying with someone who cheats on you
enjoy paying tuition for your wife's son

X E N O E S T R O G E N S

>projecting
Didn’t find out until the opportunity to cheat arose, so I took it. Have fun watching your blacked porn though, cuck.

Btw if you want you can pay me $350 and I’ll fuck your girl for you

Why would you want to be with her if she's into a guy like that? She's obviously autistic. I can understand wanting to fuck her but why would you want to have a full-blown relationship with someone who is retarded enough to be with someone like that?

Yeah I mostly only wanted to make rough sex at her. But I could have gotten things set up as a fwb probbaly

nice

I see, makes sense. Would a diy option be good the? Whey + masa, healthy oils, and vitamins?

imagine being this autistic

If you think she is any better than your "bitchy ex" then you are suffering from grass is greener syndrome.

yes goyim consume the delicious onions

It's super heavily processed and filled with sugar. You can do better own your own.

Make your OWN smoothies with a blender. Use skim milk or Almond milk. Or alternate between them like I do. I happen to like Scooby's bannaa skim milk cocoa protein shake.

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It's no the S word that makes it bad, it's that it's processed. You don't want any of that junk. It's no better than chocolate milk or soda. Yeah, technically you can be healthy on that shit, but it's better to avoid processed foods entirely.

>drink onions lent, you are a hip modern busy person who has no time for cooking!

do you degenerate bugman scumbags forget that cooking and eating is more than just "processing nutrients"?

disgusting

I’m 5/4 126 pounds that walk 12k steps a day how do I gainz

>I’m 5/4 126 pounds that walk 12k steps a day how do I gainz

Eat protein dense foods. Exercize. Simple as that.

Eating for nutritional content is fine. Eating heavily proessed sugar shit is not. So the bugmen are half right.

Why put an artificially flavored chemical cocktail into your body?
You need to eat well, small meals and build up from there to more food throughout the day or larger meals of fruits, vegetables, nuts, GOOD meat. No processed artificial bullshit. I started with awesome protein smoothies that eventually gave me a much larger appetite. What's your workout routine like? This is all important.
Also if you have trouble eating, eat things that aren't heavy on the stomach and packed with proteins, omegas and key nutrients like nuts.

No. Eat meat instead

Eating stuff is a process which involves all senses plus your psyche.

its not just "beep-boop must-ingest-nutrient-cylinder beep" because its "SMARTER" and "RASHIONUL" to "save cooking time"

Get Huel instead. It’s pea protein instead of onions. I drink two bottles a day for a thousand calories and 70 grams of protein.

Don't consume anything processed. Eat real food, and lots of it.

You’re right dude, I more or less wanted to fuck her. She’s not someone I’d have dated. I definitely could have smashed, she used to tell me how cool she thought it was that I was going into firefighting. Ended up finding out her dad is a firefighter and he walked out on her when she was young so she has daddy issues. Pussy would have been so fire I’d have needed an icepack

No you're just a pussy and the onions will make it worse. Eat meat

Step away from the toxic sludge, user. You have no idea what's in that ultra processed witch's brew of onions slop.

Eggs, meat (nose to tail), fish, and milk, user. Eating well is easy.