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Rise and shine wagies edition

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Just got up and I'm the first to post in the new thread, waheyyy.

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Bus is late, again. I hope the next terror attack targets National Express West Midlands

Wish I was a dayfag like you fren

>Relying on public transport
Just get your own car and pay 4000 pounds for the privilege of driving it for ONE whole year.

Traitorous bastard. You are no longer welcome in the night cabal.

Going to be a long day lads. Been awake all of last night and need to stay up today to reset my sleeping pattern.

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So? what if I just want to buy another car if it's gets totaled?

talk and reply to nicer things then

You know me lid, I'm usually a nightlid. I actuallly miss staying up late with the nightlids but have to admit, you do get a lot more done when you're awake during the day.

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Win anything at bingo lid? and the nightlids miss you

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Telford, Shropshire, England

15 January 2019

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So if someone crashes into you and wrecks your car you want to be out of pocket to buy a new one?

Charging an old laptop I haven't used in a few years to see what's on it, it only charges when I raise one side of it though, not sure what's up with that.

Pretty sure I had a small collection of JAV on there so I'm looking forward to masturbating to it.

You can deposit 500,000 bong with the high court and get away without insurance

If they caused the crash the person who crashes into it me should pay or his insurance provider should and if I crash into some I should pay or my insurance provider should.

I shouldn't be forced to pay for something I don't want or need.

>retard last thread doesnt understand genetics
Doesn't surprise me.

>if they caused the crash
Good luck proving that quickly.

>If they caused the crash the person who crashes into it me should pay or his insurance provider should and if I crash into some I should pay or my insurance provider should.
Thats exactly how it works lad

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he stumped you mate
>retard last thread doesnt understand genetics
embrassing

On me way to work on 3 hours sleep, we will get through this together

Who stumped who exactly?
>making the last post in the thread means youve won

Professor of biology here, what questions do you need answering about biology and genetics

Dash cams
I know but why should the government force me to get insurance
NANNY STATE THAT'S WHY!

They don't, you can deposit 500,000 with the high court if you don't want insurance

It's a shame he had such a high IQ aswell

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Ahahahahahahahahaha

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>car crashes into me
>driver doesn't have insurance
>driver can't afford to pay for my repairs
its easier for everyone if insurance is mandatory. thats why we have comprehensive and third party. you don't have to have insurance to protect your car but you need it to protect other drivers

>chimps at the back of the bus being loud again
Tired of hearing the sound of people kissing their lips

One rule for the rich another for the poor

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Dash cams only prove who caused the accidentally in a minority of cases, that's if people even have them.

If you can't afford 500,000 then you can't afford to drive without insurance

*Smacks lips*
WHAT YA SAY CRACKER?

Bring back debtors prisons and have them work it off then, maybe cunts won't be so flippant on the road.

Wouldn't be so bad if wasn't so pricey.

Why would the rich need insurance when they can pay out of pocket?

It's only pricey while you're young. I pay 300 a year for car insurance

Video evidence if pretty good evidence lad most modern cars have front and back cams inbuilt too
>that's if people even have them.
enforced it like they do insurance

>Bring back debtors prisons

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Nah lid I didn't win anything. I actually did win a line but I was eating and missed my chance to call. It was only a tenner though.

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>most modern cars have them
Do they?
I don't like that sort of suveillance.
>enforced
Dash cams aren't enforced?

Are all 1st world countries as cucked as us when it comes to transport?

The UK has really good public transport actually, maybe Germany is better.

If you live in London this is true. Literally anywhere else is complete shit though.

Today I'm going to sit on my arse and do fuck all!

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Bullocks it's just a thing so they say meh it's not really mandatory
Because you have to have it unless you can pay half a mill.
Stockades for chav's while you're at it
Yes it's to help you park and better cruise control etc
>Dash cams aren't enforced?
I know they bloody well should be

One more thing public transport in Belgium is top tier, miles ahead of us

What's this nonce shit?
Get rid of it

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Well Belgium is tiny and practically the EU capital so of course it has well funded public transport.
>dashcams should be enforced
I suppose we should enforce CCTV on peoples houses too now?

What nonce shit are you on about?

*finally burrows into Apus cell after days of digging*
Were getting you out of here lad. Quickly now before the Norfs hear you.

I agree with anti-insurance user he should be given a medal by Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson is a pro-eu cuck who cares.

>I suppose we should enforce CCTV on peoples houses too now?
Why? We already have smartphones and inbuilt webcams and think of all the great youtube compilations that we could have if dash cams were required by law.

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Lee Anthony Hoyland cycling down the tram tracks and using it like a railway

What car are you in today lad?

Lee Anthony Hoyland doing a quality control Inspection of a new crossrail train at the bombardier plant in Derby

Might have to give KFC a miss for a while.

>About 40 billion meat chickens or broilers are raised each year in factory farms, living in pain and suffering lameness, skin lesions and even heart failure, the report claims.

>Two-thirds are genetically selected to develop so fast their legs cannot bear their weight, and are raised in barren, dark warehouses that curb their instinctive behaviour, the report says.

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in the back of Monica's car

>pro-eu cuck
Cant wait to see what the Leave chimps have to say the closer we get to the abyss. Isnt it funny how none of the politicians pushing for brexit want to go anywhere near that disaster.
>inb4 muh project fear!
Will of the people, will of the fucking mongs more like

Picking up an A180d, going to Bristol later too in a C-class

>smartphones
Speak for yourself, I'd rather not be spied on 247

>closer to the abyss
What abyss?
I couldn't give a rats arse about the economy, it's not like we're gonna starve and maybe it'll stop immigrants coming in so much.
Would you be pro-slavery if it made us all richer?

Lads can you microwave brioche rolls? I want to eat them hot

>I couldnt give a rats arse about the economy
Spoken like a true mong

Maybe you should stop eating that shit so much anyway mate, at least it's not as bad as the absolute tripe they sell at McDonalds though.

course you can
40-50 seconds probably be good depending on W

Why should I care about the economy taking a minor downturn?
What will I lose?
Leaving the EU isn't even the problem, it's our lazy incompetent government.

Who pissed in your cornflakes lad?

not him but i love McDonald's food burger king to, there's just somthing so satisfyingly about it

>The abyss

I have 6 months of enjoyable food, 2 years of long storage food, a shotgun with 20 shells, and an air rifle with 3,000 pellets, 250 liters of diesel and enough candles and fuel for 6 months of light and heat.

I'll be absolutely fine even in the worst case scenario

friendly reminder that economy's can be rebuilt but when you give your sovereignty away you never get it back

Never call me a nonce again you bastard. Or you'll be hearing from my good friend Article 24a.

People who put economy over sovereignty, culture etc are fucking selfish retards.

people died in the trenches to keep us free and independent, but now all it takes is the threat of a resection and some are willing to hand the future of their country over
sad

wonder what we'll rebuild our economy with?

maybe neet workhouses so they can earn their bennies

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Grow cotton

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Based maybe I can make new frens in the workhouses

Quads of truth.

NEETs are already becoming wagies in droves anyway

Going to be a laugh when May gets kicked out and Corbyn gets put in. Then he forces us to join the EU again but this time we're at the mercy of them. Hope you enjoy moving to the euro in 2 years

Pick cotton

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What do you mean I won't be able to afford the new iphone year on year?
Fuck that, I want to stay in the EU!
Maybe we can get the old factories going again.
Our country has been dangerously low on industry for decades and that makes us very vulnerable if there's ever a war.

>Corbyn gets put in
>Corbyn rejoins the EU
no

dot cotton

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Corbyn has been complaining about the EU his entire political career.
He only feigned support of it during the referendum to maintain party support.

May supported remain. Corbyn voted leave in 1975 and hasn't changed his stance

It's another talk about politics all day episode.

Reminder that we only joined the EU in the first place because our paedophile PM (Edward Heath) was blackmailed into signing.

fearne cotton

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mornin lads got another driving lesson today wahey broom broom
what you lads up to?

I don't mind discussing politics when it's actually a big day for it desu

>hasn't changed his stance
He's stated at numerous 'town hall' events (one I've been to) that he's a remainer but go on

she's completely talentless as a dj but phwoor is she hot

im off for the whole week
please recommend snacks that last ages. im bored and always find myself wanting to eat.

>anti eu entire career
>becomes leader of a labour party full of blairites
>oh I support remain now
>you believe this

Today is a significant day in British politics though

nuts, they're good for you to

Can't go wrong with some boiled and buttered red cabbage in a bowl like.

I know lads, I'm just a bitter cunt honestly

Nuts and biscuits lad. Get a pack of those sweet chilli covered peanuts.

I prefer her to holly desu dunno why though