/r9gay/ - #584 Repentage edition

I am so disappointed in this gen. I fought for this before it existed; I wanted I gen for queers that was as boring and normalfag as a /gaygen/
Looked what I helped create. It's just twinks and traps trying to find boys that will fuck them!
I wanted camaraderie
Jow Forums, this whole board has degraded significantly this past year, put the gay fellas here have particularly made me sad
Please show me you have some humanity! Show me you can relate too people on a higher level than lust

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Do you want a picture of my dick or what?

is 5'6" too tall to be cute?

Do you really believe in such thing?
Every twink out there will just fall in love with your dick, there's no real love behind it, only lust.
At this point, i just gave up on both men and women, it's the two sides of the same coin in the end, guys fall in love with my dick, girls fall in love with my pocket.

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No, you can be that ""tall"" and still be cute.

Good, maybe I'm the only one out there but I wish I was shorter. I'm almost 5'7" and I prefer the feminine role

I'd say you'd fit the feminine role pretty well, even more so if you were with some 6'+.

Only if it's YOU.

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Well I am talking to someone but we're almost similar in height, I don't mind but I'm worried he might

You'll probably be fine, user. I wish you luck with you and the guy you're talking to.

Thank you user, means a lot to me

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what i did was too late anyway
there you have it
a bonafide oni

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I just humped my blanket while watching an user from here jerk off!

No homo though.

Planting trees and turning the world into a dense comfy forest is the best thing ever all i want is a bf to do that with.

>tfw no bf to heal and support in online games

The only man that has ever shown attraction to my lanklet tall body was a fat manlet. I'm gonna be his happy sex slave now, I fucking hate all of you overcompensating cunts and your dick waving contests

>tfw 5'7"
>tfw no big chubby bf to get awkwardly cuddled by

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>user blatantly crushes my dreams of finding a cute bf

guess ill go straight

>being healthy is overcompensating
>sinks that low
ok

I'm 6'2 and dom.
Are you cute?

ill never sub

Thing is normies will try before they know each other, they'll date hang out and spend time with each other for months before they even mention love.
Robots and anons feel like they need to love someone to even justify meeting but how can you even truly know before you even meet?

yeah lets follow in the example of the normies leading themselves into loveless marriages and dying unhappy after a divorce leaves them broke and friendless

People who conflate sub/bottom and dom/top genuinely sadden me to my core.
I hate what lesbians have done to OUR terminology.
A top can be submissive.
A bottom can be in charge.
And sub/dom do not have to even be a factor at all in a relationship.
When will I find my Qt bratty powerbottom bf?

You Jow Forums retards can eat shit, I'm so sick of hearing about your protein powder shake after workout bullshit and your "healthy" diet of just meat

>brat
>powerbottom

thats not how brats work, you just want a powerbottom

Keto is actually a diet developed in the first place for epilepsy and certain certain autoimmune diseases.
Having fatty proteins used for energy in place of carbs prevents seizures, though it increases aggression and risk of kidney stones.

No nigger your post might as well be Chinese, I have no fucking clue what you're attempting to communicate to me.
I'm sorry, but I can't connect with men like you.

>wake up
>new thread is apparently full of references of the old thread
What is going on?

True, I'm a bottom but I would not take anything less than being equal to my partner.
Don't get me started on the whole daddy/master thing, it makes my skin crawl.

Woah user, you are acting..
Like a faggot

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>he never added me

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Don't be rude user say your sorry.

I know dude I wish I wasn't one

>increases risk of kidney stones

way to sell this diet user

I don't know what I'm apologizing for

'ts ok senpai, none of us choose to be this way.
I go out of my way to try and be str8 but can't help it, cuteboys are just too good.

idk tbhwy

well why'd you do a thing and make a post about it then

I'm not trying to sell it. I'm not even an advocate for it.
I'm just saying it has a purpose with benefits and downsides.
One benefit is it is great for losing weight.
Another is it prevents seizures and other preexisting health issues.
But it has plenty of drawbacks, it isn't the right thing for everyone and I'd only really suggest it for somebody suffering from epilepsy.

Because pissing rocks every so often is better than being unable to function in day to day life.

Bored innit

yeah, well likewise.

this

we came into this world alone and we'll die alone

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Good, let's be hopeless about our love life together till we fall in love

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>old thread didn't link to the new one
>new thread didn't link to the old one
baka
Last:

I WANT TO GET BACK HOME TO FUCK MY BOYFRIEND WHY THE FUCK AM I OVERSEAS REEEEEEEEEE
Shouldn't have joined the army

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Ahhhhhh I made a grindr like an idiot and now people are messaging and tapping me and I'm too shy to respond.
Also they're all fucking boomers.
What do I do?
How do I appear offline?

why the fuck would anyone join the army?

Money, glory, fir body, full dental plan..
It has it's charms.

>full dental plan
>tfw no qt army bf with perfect teeth

How many of you have the gay face/accent? I been told I look like a gay boy and I didn't know how to respond.

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Apparently i look really serious, people get surprised when they find out i play for both teams.

same
everyone who knew me in highschool was surprised

>gay face
Nope, ugly.
>gay accent
Dunno,I speak quietly and softly, but nobody knows because I never talk.

Reply to one. Use a condom. See if you like it. Uninstall if you don't.

Not the same guy, but this one time i was so horny i called a guy over to fuck me but the momment he got to the door i was so embarassed, i just pretended there was no one home.
I feel sorry for the guy, but i'm not used to do this stuff i do fuck qt guys sometimes tho

get the fuck out normalshits
you have a board of your own

>sfw

by the way normalscum, heterosexuality is most common with normies like you

I didn't list myself as wanting hookups! Just friends and relationships

How about instead of whining you take some time and explain it?

my e-bf sent me one of his shirts and a stuffed animal and it relaxes and makes me feel good and warm inside, im gonna cuddle it to sleep it makes me feel safe and soothes my fear just really happy

That's fucking adorable user aaaaaa, I want a relationship like that so bad

Had my first hookup with some chubby guy who I honestly found crass and annoying but at least I've done it. I feel a lot nervous around boys now, good luck gay robots

why does this slut garbage keep posting here
fuck off back to a board you belong to

That's really sweet, I'm really happy for you! Do you plan on meeting him soon?

that's very rude fuck off

rude to who

You could not be any more wrong if you so tried, retard.

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Maybe you live in a lovely place, but all i get is guys wanting to fuck, no relationships.
And i'm not going to go steady with a guy that's 8 years older than me.

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Then don't spout absolute bullshit, most people itt are more interested in relationships than sex.

And stop using "dating" apps.

But i'm lonely
orreganoo

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I still love him! i don't care about his dieck!

What's wrong with 8 years older? I'm 30 and I've dated 22 year olds and it looked completely normal. And we actually had a lot in common. (Plus it helps that I look young for my age)

Keep looking and don't let yourself get jaded, anonon, there's someone out there for you.

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Well, i'm 21 and usually top because fit+bigdick
It weirds me out honestly, guys look 3x more mature than me.

I know that technically passes the 1/2+7 rule but 22 yo's and 30 yo's should be at very different points in their lives. imo it's too big of a gap

>had a miserable day
>come home to family
>they don't even say hello
>tfw no bf to cheer me up with a cuddle

literally what is the point of being alone? you can have fun, sometimes, but it's all so hollow and ephemeral.

First for
>tfw no gay death bf

Hope your day gets better user
Origriiri

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Thank you user. I hope you have a nice day too x

You don't even know the almost irreparable damage you are doing to your heart and liver.
Reminder that ALL food contain some form of sugar, even meat has small amounts of sugar because thats the primary diet of most of our livestock. You dense heart killing, liver scarring, type 2 diabetic retard.

>sitting next to guy in class with whom i would like to someday declare my affection for
>attendance sheet is coming around, look at his name
>it's Xuduyor
>the class introduces themselves
>it's pronounced Zu-der or something like that
caught me off guard. can two people with odd names ever be together?

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why don't old people just date each other?

>Xuduyor
what the fuck
If anything two odd names belong together. Xuduyor is a more natural match for Glibbenspitch than it is for Mark

Guess it gives you more of a reason to create a nickname for your bf

Bc i love old ppl
Although late 20s isnt really old

he's sitting right behind me in the lounge after class, i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna ask him if he wants to exchange numbers in case one of us is absent or forgot something. he has his headphones on though and is on his phone.

alright now i'm getting pissed

I'm 27 be my bf (I'm still cute even though boomer somehow) although I'm starting to get bags under my eyes

Don't worry, we'll all take the big sleep soon.

Best of luck, hope he's gay.
This stuff might be remarkable for heterobots but relative to the rest of the gay community we're shutins. Leave us alone

youtube.com/watch?v=slzQOyS5TqQ
fuck giving up
and fuck distance
I'll let my anger decide things from now.

>"starting" to get bags under his eyes
you mean you don't already have them? Get Out

Would gay guys fuck a transman in his (literal) pussy?

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Moisturizing darling

how does that solve anything

don't post stuff like that, my new crush is sitting behind me

Yea you should just give up probably user

Get your liver checked, you might have to lay off sugar and booze for a bit. And try not to sleep on your stomach or stay inside for too long, that'll make it worse

It's minus 40 celsius outside tho user and I excercise alot (don't have much else to do with free time besides Vidya I don't drink very much anymore just smoke weed on occasion

>tfw no bf that watches anime, but is okay with me not watching anime