"I'd love any girl, unless she's ugly or fat" t. every "robot"

Because Americans are stupid as fuck and continue to walk blindly into hades as the modern family breaks down all around us. Cant find love again if nobody loves themselves.

meanwhile i just want a diagnosed ASD e-gf (with NO meetups). life just be like that sometimes.
t. ASD e-bf-2-b

>But your standards for what they should look like are unreasonable.

lol my standards are already low as hell. If you aren't a landwhale (and I mean like 300 pounds) with a 2/10 face and have a somewhat cute personality I'll take you.

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Cow udders or GTFO

>"I just want to find a girl who loves me for who I am. Why is it so hard to find a girl who loves me despite my numerous flaws? And you know, it's hard to find a girl who's willing to clean the house, and look after me. And pretty much just be my Mommy 24/7."
>The thing is, there are girls out there willing to accept you.
Seriously, you want someone like that? Cause if I were you I think I'd prefer to be alone. I mean there's flaws and then there's just having a shitty personality.

>How sad and prideful is the modern male. Believing himself to be entitled to the best looking females this planet has to offer.
You say that like it doesn't apply at least as much to the modern female as well.

Somehow I doubt these are all true. I've met robots like you before who claim their standards are low. Then they see my face, and they see my fat. They treat me like I'm a charity case.
Let me tell you the hard truth about life. When these "robots" finally find someone underneath their status, they treat them like shit, just like they've been treated like shit by everyone else. They aren't the exception to the rule, not by a longshot. They treat me like an easy meat-sleeve that they can shove their cocks inside.

I want a nice nerdy bf who treats me well. No I don't want chad with glasses. I want someone who's closer to my level honestly. Someone who likes cuddling and taking turns playing long sprawling rpgs together. Someone who would care to get to know me on a personal level.

I think it's a fair thing to ask for considering I don't have many hangups about physical appearance. I guess just don't look like one of those guys from "My 600 pound life" and we'll be cool.

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just curious here, but how do you go about talking to robots? do you only talk to the ones who say they have low standards or is that not something you filter for? Do you lead with your pictures to keep it short with people who aren't interested or do you try to get familiar with them first? Do the guys who you deal with ghost you after seeing you, or do they keep going but with a noticeable change in how they treat you?

>I want a nice nerdy bf who treats me well. No I don't want chad with glasses. I want someone who's closer to my level honestly.
Yeah, but your flaws are physical while the ones you list for guys in the OP are their personality. It just seems like false equivalence to me. In fact, people with shit personalities are obviously not going to treat you well, nor look past your appearance and see your redeeming features.

>not having standards
enjoy being a beta faggot

>girl is fat
>something she can change
>i'm bad if I don't date her

>boy is short
>something he can't change
>girl is good for not wanting to date him
But to be fair, i'd fully date a fat girl and help her get in shape slowly. Not into some gym bunny muscle body, but just enough so that we both could walk around for hours without getting tired and that she would feel healthy. I don't mind "love handles" and some fat, as long as her personality is sweet and caring. Also if she's fat because she's a great cook, then i'm completely okay with it and would love to gain weight from her cooking and make food together all day, but if it's just junk food then ehhh.

>boys are shallow
>it's justified because girls are shallow too
it's not really good on either side though

>But your standards for what they should look like are unreasonable
I don't think 2D is thaaaat unreasonable.

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I'm not saying it's good and that only one side is more shallow/has more standards. I'm saying that in one case a person is shallow over something another can change. In the other case a person is shallow over something that's impossible to change. So if a girl gets denied a lot she can improve her lifestyle and change her weight, even if it's a slight change. In only one case the person being put down is able to do something about it(except a few select cases). A guy is unable to change his height, except a few cases where you literally have to break your bones, insert screws and slowly twist them to gain barely any height.

I look for the ones who are into video games. Usually try to find the ones who like the same games I do.

Maybe if his description seemed nice, or if he seemed like a nice guy on paper I'll ask for contact info. I learned the hard way never to give out my info first. You'll get about a dozen angry hate messages from the bitter virgins on this site.

Most people I've met have "shit personalities". But maybe I just have a different definition of what a shit personality is. I don't like it when even the supposed "Nice Guys" still treat me like a 2$ tramp. It's like you give them a little bit of attention and then they act like they're Chad and they're just too fucking good for you. Or they get mad that I blow up their inbox because I want to talk. If you didn't want to talk to me why the fuck did you lead me on?

You'll get bored of me and leave me once someone more attractive comes along. That's how it is with these types. "I'll do anything in the world for you, till I find someone better. Then you're yesterdays lunch to me."

Loyalty is the luxury of the attractive. Trust me, if big boobs McStacy offered to suck your dick on the side and you were in a committed relationship with me, you'd take her in a heartbeat without even a second thought about the affair.

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I would date a slightly fat girl but not an obese girl, not because she's obese but she's not doing anything to cut on weight

nice bait user, B+ and a half.

i was interested until you said the cuddling part. cuddling can be okay but that requires meeting up and thats a no.
>tfw forever no ASD e-gf

stop projecting what one normalfag said onto all of us you stupid fucking whore

As long as she isn't a fucking heroin addict or someshit i'd be happy.

Slit your wrists and bleed out, cunt.

>Most people I've met have "shit personalities". But maybe I just have a different definition of what a shit personality is.
Like expecting you to do all the work and mommy them 24/7? Not sure why you'd want someone like that.
Also, if you're looking for LDRs that's at least half your problem right there: they're not real relationships and they will not last.

Even if I see an obese stinky ugly girl my mind instantly thinks "she's too good for you, don't you dare look at her" 2beeqhf

>I'll do anything in the world for you
I wouldn't do anything for you because I don't know you. And I wouldn't date someone who wasn't willing to improve herself, would belittle me for improving myself, wouldn't accept help, offer help and wouldn't want to have mutual goals we could reach. If we both have plans for our future, how can you get bored of it? If you can't form plans together, why are you even together?

>Loyalty is the luxury of the attractive.
That's not loyalty they have. That's short term passion and lust. Loyalty and trust is something you both build upon over the first two years. That's why most couples split up after the first 6-12 months because that's when the lust, the glue holding everything together ends while they didn't put anything else into their union. And of course people aren't interested in putting in the effort to pursue anything more and just look for the next high in the hopes that it's "true love".

>Trust me, if big boobs McStacy offered to suck your dick on the side and you were in a committed relationship with me, you'd take her in a heartbeat without even a second thought about the affair.
That's your insecurities and bad experiences. Sounds as stupid as incels crying that the only reason girls don't like them is because they're not Chads, while using personal experience of 0.5 dates and that one study made in some liberal big city university where people communicate via Kik.

don't trigger my autism like this.

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>be me
>fetish for chubby girls
>people think it's desperation when it's just a fetish
I really should have though this through this at character creation

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let's talk femanon. not gonna guarantee either of us will like the other, but it's been a while since i've talked to someone and i'll give it a shot.

liima#7673

>I really should have though this through this at character creation
what did he mean by this?

he obviously means he shouldnt have selected the chubby fetish during character creation retard

It is a joke about controlling your own interests and personality.

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I would date, love and marry any girl who would love me and get along with me.

She can be fat, but not morbidly obese.
>Why?
Because I want a woman I love to live long enough, not to die in 10 years from heart attack.

I just want a woman who loves me and who won't die young (probably).

I don't mind ugly or fat but not grossly overweight. I care more about personality and dealing with someone over their looks as that's only 30% of the equation. If your just a bit fat I can fix that since I eat healthy and that usually rubs off on to people around me. Ugly can be covered up with make up and clothing if you're self conscious about it but I don't care as so long as you have a good personality. I myself am not the type to move on to others due to my autistic commitment towards relationships/contracts.
But none of that matters since why even bother looking for a relationship anyways I've learned to be happy being and living with myself.

I just want a gf to smoke weed and watch inuyasha with fuck off with your assumptions, roast.

post more fatties

moar!

it's true I only want to be with a woman I'm attracted to but I don't think I'm entitled because I don't demand it. for me it is either attractive girl or no girl. I.e I'd rather be alone than with a woman I'm not attracted to

I was a robot who fapped to BBW porn all the time. I was always nervous about the idea of dating a fat chick due to social shaming.

When I finally gave no fucks at the age of 24 I started pursuing fat chicks. Got laid pretty much as soon as I started putting myself out there. Dated two chicks. The third I'm still with and we're planning to live together and get married and have kids.

Fat chicks are amazing and people overlook it. Dating fat chicks is like a life hack really. They have amazing personalities and the sex is incredible. They're extremely into sex and they love to please. And you know what, robots? You don't really see a lot of someones body as you fuck them. Porn has warped your perception of sex. Missionary? Your head is tucked beside theres and you can't see shit. Doggy? All you see is that ass, which will be big and jiggly if she's fat. Her riding? All you see is her head tucked beside yours. Sex is 99% FEELING. It's about feeling her body and touching her. I'm skinny as fuck so when I fuck her missionary I can reach down and grab her ass with both hands, which feels fucking amazing. Her ass tenses when she cums and her body shivers. Doggy I can bend myself over her and feel her ass squish against my pelvis while I rub her clit. When she rides me I wrap my arms around her ass and spread her open and help bounce her on my dick.

I'm telling you... fatties are fucking great in bed.

>be literal 8/10 chad autist
>in love with a chubby/"fat"ish girl

explain that, normie.

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I am not fat, I am not attracted to fat people, why should I date a fat girl?

>some liberal big city university
got to this part, immediately imagined pic related, had to re-read the whole thing in this character.
excellent post, would read in character again.

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How can I meet a girl like you and would you care or be interested in a guy if he was nerdy/robot inside but Jow Forums on the outside?

Same. Fat chicks are lowkey the best chicks

I would date a fat chick but she cant be too fat, I dont mind chubby or a bit fat

She would have to accept my pussy/ass eating and foot fetishes though

t. overweight guy (5-10, 195-200lbs) with a decent face, job, and home

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that's not really overweight, that's just on the heavier end of healthy, depending on your frame.

>Missionary?
like trying to lay down on a balance ball
>Doggy? All you see is that ass
this one is accurate, that is all you can see.
>Her riding? All you see is her head tucked beside yours
and the mound that is her back, jiggling forward, threatening to roll over the back of her head and smother me
>99% FEELING
yeah 99% feeling damp and sticky and 1% feeling like you've made a series of terrible mistakes

they sure are. they tend to be more wholesome, caring, interesting, strong-willed, and all that good stuff. imho a woman who cares too much about appearances tends to be shallow and weak. i want to love someone for who they are more than how they look.

i just can't handle the stomach when clothed like that, always reminds me of old leather chairs, how the padded bits of the seat are all lumpy and have bulges

>like trying to lay down on a balance ball
Lmao no, so you've never actually fucked a fat chick so you don't have a clue. You probably haven't actually had sex which is why you think some ridiculous comment like this makes sense.
>and the mound that is her back, jiggling forward, threatening to roll over the back of her head and smother me
Do you understand human anatomy? It's called gravity. If you think it moves towards her head you're obviously rocking a double digit IQ.
>yeah 99% feeling damp and sticky and 1% feeling like you've made a series of terrible mistakes
Nope, it's feeling like she loves your cock and is bowing before your performance. She's soaking wet and loving every second.

But you would probably know nothing about this since you're still a virgin... or at best you've fucked a few chicks who didn't really enjoy it since you're probably bad in bed.

Absolutely agree man. Good luck with your relationship... sounds like you found a keeper.

I like almost every body type apart from like overly fat or skinny it all depends really for example this girl i was sweet on and who is currently my best friend isn't the thinnest but a nice body and i fucking love her shes great.

can provide pic if requested might not but still.

>Fat chicks are amazing and people overlook
hahahahahahahahaha

Yeah its not bad but I wish I was less, trying to improve that and have made some progress (used to be 225 a couple years ago)

I dont mind it, I can totally understand why people are disgusted by fatties but its not a turn off for me unless she is like those Americans you see at Walmart pics, if she is like pic related or even 15-20lbs heavier I would not care

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that's where i'm at right now, 227. I was at 250 last year, and I didn't do so well the last few months.

Back at the gym these days, hoping to get under 200 this year.

thanks my dude. hope you can find a nice girl too if you don't already have one.

>so you've never actually fucked a fat chick
she would agree with you but don't believe that fat ass liar.
>It's called gravity.
It's also called momentum, elasticity of skin, and people have different bodies
>She's soaking wet and loving every second.
yeah but does it have to be coming out of every square mm of her body (of which there are many) constantly? "love sponge" had a different meaning in my house.

I dated an obese chick for a few years but her insecurities and clinginess eventually caused me to snap.
She was also incredibly resentful of women.
If she was one of those funny confident ones then I'd probably still be with her but I have only met one overweight women that was like that in my entire life.

That is basically why I'm afraid of fat chicks now.

Oh well, glad it was fun for you to roleplay.

i'm not saying it was a terrible post, just that i enjoyed it much more because that phrase reminded me of that pic.
it's like you put a prize in my cereal and didn't know it.

Nah, I'd honestly accept any woman as a gf but she has to be willing to love me and be loyal to me. The problem for me is that I am unattractive and women can do better than me, so they do. There's no reason for a woman to choose to be with me when she is surrounded by better men than me daily and can find millions of men better than me with a few swipes on her phone within 5 minutes. I have nothing to offer a woman that she can't get better and more from another guy. I'm 5'6, white, have a 5 inch dick, and am a 3/10 at best. It doesn't matter what my personality is, how "nice" I am, or what my standards are. What matters is what women want, and what women want are better men than me and if they can't get that then they'd rather be single. It's why I've never bothered with trying to date or attract a woman. They have all the options in the world and would rather a Chad or to be alone.

But I am not fat or ugly. I want a normal size girl who is 5/10 like me.

Well not every guy who doesn't have a gf and wants one is ugly. Why should I stoop low and get a ugly girl?

>Sorry gentlemen, most of us are fat and ugly.
Alright, wanna get married then?

this is sadly the case for most men (myself included), OP is full of shit. im actually worse off than the guy i responded to as well, so ive seen it happen more than i would like

>Nah, I'd honestly accept any woman as a gf but she has to be willing to love me and be loyal to me.
I don't care if she loves me, I just want someone who talks to me regularly and won't cheat, I can work with that.

oh look it's another bitchy fem"bot" thread where some bitch thinks she knows anything about males or robots you should remember your place bitch

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What excuse do you have for being a friendless loser?

My boyfriend is 6'1, is 195 and he's a bit overweight. Unless you're huge or extremely muscular, no, it's fat.

he is probably mentally ill like most people on this board

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I'm fat and ugly, you?

Here is a counter question?
Why is an overwhelming majority of girls identifying as anything but straight?
Why is "bi" or demi, pan etc. a must have tag on your life resume?

because if you don't have it, you're not as progressive and in touch with yourself and society as all the other girls so they will be hired and/or fucked before you will.

>>Sorry gentlemen, most of us are fat and ugly.
>Alright, wanna get married then?
Please respond.

Why don't you idiots all seem to realize that NO ONE is attracted to ugly, unhealthy people. You're making it out like it's a shame that people are choosing to not desire you. Biology dictates that people don't want you. If you are genuinely ugly or physically undesirable, then anyone with you would be faking it. If you want to be desired, get in shape. Do the best you can to improve. This is where the usual "get a haircut, work out" advice comes in. Anyone can do that and it will help some. If you're still undesirable after that, you need to understand that it's genetics in play and there's nothing that can be done. Biologically speaking, you shouldn't have a mate.

Improve yourself or give up. But stop this shit about "I'm ugly and you're ugly we should love each other." That's not how it works. People aren't programmed to love the ugly and obese and you can't force it through these stupid threads. Fuck off.

Never seen any fat girls, only massive hamplanets

DESU though that thicc anime girl is right up my alley.

>there are girls out there willing to accept you. But your standards for what they should look like are unreasonable.
Wow that's the biggest load of crock I've ever heard. Also gotta love how you act like you girls aren't the same. I honestly hope you are alone forever OP

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>NO ONE is attracted to ugly, unhealthy people*.
*unless they're women