Gym Cringe Thread

I'll start
>be this gymcel that goes to my gym
pic as best as I could edit to look like him
>extreme hunchback
>lips constantly pursed
>nose low as fuck
>the combination of the last two makes it look like his upper lip and nose are in constant contact
>manlet btw
>ginger btw
I've only see him do work on two machines, a chest press machine and the leg press
>On leg press, weight in the 100's, hold it full extented for 5 minute intervals, also switch locking each knee
>Browses instagram while destroying knees
>Stalking girls
That was the first time
>Start singing horribly while doing leg press fuckery
I can't help but occasionally glance over at this guy to see what the hell he's doing and cringe at him but he always makes eye contact.

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Btw guys just so you know it’s actually me I’m talking about haha

Nah im more like this

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I mean, come on now...

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I feel you man when I first started lifting in my freshman year of highschool I was able to squat 3 plates

>cares about other people on the gym

ok very cool story OP, youre not pathetic i promise

>that autist who is doing some beginner barbell program
>paces obnoxiously between sets
>watches everybody else in the gym and looks away when you glance over (yes we can tell you are watching you tard)
>squats low weights with horrible form
>recently he's started doing spinal decompression exercises in between sets

yeah he's not gonna last long

when will vegans learn

there's nothing more cringe then that guy who racks a shit ton of weight on the bar and then squats like 1/10th of a rep

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is this an attempt to make a text version of ?

It's almost there. Add something about checking his sets on a phone and you're golden.

Singing while lifting, fucking based

No this is actually a guy that started going to my gym

bro you're describing every beginner in a gym ever with that shit. lighten up

You can tell the autists for the normies.

yeah for example, the autists post on Jow Forums about their gym encounters at 1 in the morning. you're not fooling anyone. lighten up.

Did I hit a nerve with you?

>He thinks the whole world is in his time zone

i think i hit a nerve and you're projecting like crazy, the time zone thing is awfully explicit. let me guess
>i'm from new zealand brah hahaha

Nice deflection. There is no need to be upset user. Autists exist and sometimes they go to gyms and act autistic.

>new zealand

you could literally not be any more wrong

then however you slice it we're both on Jow Forums at a ridiculous hour and its silly to judge someone over pacing and poor squat form when they're pushing beginner weights. stop acting like a child.

What a fucking loser, I'd love for him to meet my fist if I ever saw him in my fucking gym

It's mid-morning.

We judge everybody we meet. People judge you when they meet you. Why does this upset you? Maybe you know how people perceive you and thus get upset when people perceive others.

Saw a gym thot doing hip thrusts with the leg extension machine.
It’s been so long that I actually forgot people do that dumb shit.

w-whats wrong with New Zealand?

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There's this one boomer at my gym at Uni who does this. Such great bants

When I take too much preworkout I swing around the tire hammer and yell stupid shit

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>be me
>squatting
>boomer comes into weight room
>stacks literally every single plate onto the leg press
>does 5 x 1/10th reps
>comes over to me while I'm mid set
>starts asking me whether I want the weight left on or whether he should take it off
>ignore him because mid-set
>he asks a few more time and then leaves
>have to re-rack all the weights to use the leg press

fuck that guy

People have to start somewhere. It's like calling a room of kindergartners retarded because they don't know what Calculus is. I wonder how people like OP come into existence without thinking critically about this

According to a lot of maps it doesn't even exist.

Haha simply epic!

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Pls be ironic user

No.

stalking girls raises testosterone and dopamine
it also benefits the girls since they become more feminine by learning to protect themselves from being stalked while checking my glutes at the same time

anyway my turn:
the 30 year old dadbod gay guys with small tattoos the same kind that clubwhores get who all seem to crowd together and gossip in a manly tone. it seems hetro guys have better fashion and aesthetics than gay guys in this gym.

put me in the screencap reddit

>That guy who slaps his thighs like he's performing a brief drum beat followed by a loud exhale before squatting a set

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If you know he's destroying his knees, why not just reach and give him a few pointers.
You guys started from scratch once as well. I know I would have been grateful if somebody taught me what to do when I didn't even know where to look for info.
This whole thing is about making it together, not about being a fucking asshole to everyone.

>i judge everyone i meet, therefore everyone else must do it to!!!

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>t. projecting gymcel

lel this would be me if I actually went to the gym.

You are a fool if you don't think people judge others. It is literally impossible not to make some sort of judgement call when you meet people.

>be me
>be gym tard
>watching people because I don't know what anything is
>look away when they look at me
>too much time in between sets, cant tell if people are waiting on me.
>people asking if they can use the bench Im sitting on
>y-yeah sure
maybe my second day I won't be so much of a tard

>Those old as dust mother fuckers who sit on the same machine for 20 minutes stopping other people from using it
>low as fuck weight
>just doing rapid fire tiny movements in completely fucking random intervals
>No set to speak of
>Never wipes it down properly when done
Drives me fucking mad.

This happens to me but it's always old, senile asian women.

This is me except I'm the strongest Guy in my gym

>Students from near by highschool come to local gym to workout for PE (gym is owned by city so this isn't uncommon).
>At the heavy bag doing my normal routine
>5'4 anime kid and his friends walk over to another heavy bag and start whaling on it with improper form and no equipment
>Bags are 100lbs made from hard leather
>After 30 seconds, one of the kids hands is purple and ripped up from not wearing gloves/wraps
>See them continue this 2 more times
>Hear them complaining about their sore.wrists.
Their gym teacher even mentioned to them that what they were doing was wrong. Are kids seriously this dumb when it comes to punching??

>That autist who don't bring his phone in the weight area when he's resting for 2+ minutes between sets (while lifting babyweights)
>Check if his locker key is still in his pocket every five minutes (it's usually not and he dropped it on the ground)
>Stands between the open window and the room, hogs all the cool breeze
>Fumbles when he asks if you're going to use those dumbbells.

Ahah shit, it's me

This is literally me except I'm a zoomer.

>kids messing about during gym class

have you even been a kid before?

God the nerve of this guy
I just want to kick his teeth in

Nope, was born 34 years old.

>that one guy who is shitposting on Jow Forums between sets of squats

o w8

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Based. Keep doing what you're doing, man. Fuck these judgemental pricks.

You couldn't say, "take it off"?

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Most people simply ignore most other people.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ask for help if you want to become less retarded. Most gym bros love to feel useful.

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fucking lmao

Has to be fake right?

>that guy who looks like shit, lifts more than 95% of the other people in the gym and is always looking like he's about to fall asleep or cry
I'll let you guys guess who is that

rape him like the nigger you are

Why even go to the gym at that point? lmao

OP again here's another about these two guys
>be an extreme level of skinny
Toothpick arms wouldnt be a joke
>one wearing a very generic outfit, white tee track pants
>also hunchback but with long neck
>other dressed like a wigger, basketball hat and shirt, jays
>come to gym with two 3/10 girls
>as a group do 10 minutes of cardio
>act like big shit because at the gym with a girl
>leave with girls after the 10 minutes of barely any exercise

nice

>dyel pulling 4 pl8 for 1 rep
>acts like he's hot shit
>tfw he is me

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I shitpost to keep my mind off the boring as shit cardio.

Holy fuck if I ever see this guy at my gym

seeing people in the pool grab the foam floats, and then walk their laps

anyone figure out this kids facebook? I want to send him a hate letter written on my erect cock.

unironically off yourself

manlets

Where did you find this pic of me? Were you that weird guy over by the water fountain?

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This guy is 80 years too young to be using those clothes. I wonder what people with his genetics wore when suits were more widespread.

What in the fuck. Stop watching me, cunt

royal garments probably

Pic related is the most reddit-tier humor cringe.

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it never fails to amuse me how fucking triggered people get by this image every time

well now you got to know that you are actually a boomer.

learn the difference

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Oh fug.

what the fuck?? is this real or....?

I do this too, also strongest guy in my gym

having a fucked up back makes you desperate sometimes

>hand is purple and ripped up

do you feel better about yourself telling lies about kids on the internet?

Reminder good posture is a meme. If you put your head straight up in the air you are asking to get knocked out

literally 2 hrs ago. for reference I'm 6 ft 2 200lbs, i'm decent but not shredded.

>do cardio warm up
>sit down on bench beside manlet - grab my warmup weight and see the manlet beside me smirk.
>ok bro...
>he sits and rests
>go through 2 warmup sets
>now lifting significantly more than him (he has done maybe one sloppy 5 rep set while i've done 3x8 of progressively heavier weights warming up)
>he adds weight (still less than i'm doing), sets up, and walks off (I think he actually cringed out and left the gym)
>complete 3 compound movements (including warmup sets)
>manlet still nowhere to be seen.
>didn't put weights away either. bitch move

the most cringe thing I've seen in a long time.

it's kinda sad but also i knew i'd come home and post this lmao

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>talking heads
based

is it a meme to hate this kid?

i literally see nothing wrong. he's short and weak but he's trying, give him a break

No his an asshole for even doing that, no excuses

me

for doing what? squatting a low weight?
are you just supposed to be able to start at 2 plate?

if you can't see it, then you're part of the problem.

You're an Aussie cunt aren't you?

Holy fucking kek

enlighten me, then

Why did nobody stop him? At my gym there's always a bro around who will stop newbs doing shit like this

Clearly.

this is actually driying me crazy. what is wrong with this?

the bottle on the rack?
the low weight?
the converses?
being a dyel manlet?

TELL ME SO I CAN BE COOL LIKE YOU GUYS

lurk moar

i think they're just fucking with you - pretending this guy is horrible when really the tool who took a picture of a beginner at the gym is the sad one

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When you REEE into the abyss, the abyss REEEs back.

we played the long game and the payout was alright I guess.

had to be there