/fph/: fitness channel edition

>bipolar mukbang... I’m having night terrors
Is this a parody channel?

Snuff porn for the patient

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unironically no, best thinspo on youtube.

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Well originally it was videos of qt Korean girls eating gigantic quantities of food and talking to you but then American fatties got wind of it and kinda messed it up

following any vlog is basically watching someone die just really slowly

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it wasnt gigantic amounts of food at first, it was just someone eating a normal meal so you dont have to eat "alone". amerifats turned it into pigging out on 5k cals of pizza and burgers.

Which one is sadder though?

Ah yes. We all remember ShrimpGate.

This is even sadder than eye-contact practicing videos.
I mean that it makes me sad, I'm not making fun of anyone.

cringe
cringe

does anyone have the boogie weight loss journey photos

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Given that you are on an anime-based site, i presume that you have some degree of familiarity with the pokemon franchise, and in turn, a digital creature known as muk within the series.

The premise, therefore, is to warp one's body to a state in which a muk would like to inseminate or "bang" so to speak. Hence the name is a portmenteau of the terms "muk" and "bang" - mukbang

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Kek

You explained it best thank you user

Keked

>gif
>not a gif
what the fuck

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the american ones, atleast your virtual waifu isnt killing herself when u watch the chink version.

She didn’t even finish her pizza. Very sad.

she devoured that shit off camera

No joke, that chantal was my client for like 3 sessions, unfortunate that she gave up

In what relationship or capacity? Was it mainly about fitness, or nutrition.
"What's the value proposition she signed up for" I guess is what I'm asking.

please elaborate, are you the personal trainer?

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Im a trainer at goodlfie fitness in ottawa. Im in one of her videos actually. I was supposed to see her 3 times a week for a year

not worthy of a cap.

holy kek, george the red shirt guy?post proof please.

Sorry, didnt answer your question very well. My main job os the fitness aspect of it with light nutrition. Chantal had a nutritionist so i didnt have to worry that

>I'm having night terrors
>serial toilet clogger

Wretch

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I've heard that the guy running the joint hates fatties and made the place to completely shame them

>eye-contact practicing videos.
Never heard of these before. Blackpill me desu.

The snap chat shit on the picture is fake.
I've seen it a long time ago without it.

I also think it's some autists huricane prep, I could be wrong. I find it being some dudes huricane prep funnier.

He started off trying to help them lose weight with a gym/training program but lost money trying so he opened up a place to feed them to death

Highly underrated post

>had to interact with Chantal three times
>unfortunate she quit
sounds like you lucked the fuck out, m8

Why do American fatties have to ruin Asian imports?

the idea is that you watch a video of a girl staring at you for 10 minutes, and if you maintain eye contact with her, it boosts your... testo? something like that. i tried them, but only found 1 girl attractive from like 10 videos.

Please, PLEASE more stories about Chantal.
I will literally pay you.

Spiral Up in weight, in blood pressure, in heart rate, in medical costs, and in clothing sizes most likely

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Anybody seen the newest my 600lb life episode?

Nothing quite like watching some idiot gen xer think theyre smarter than everyone else for an hour and a half

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>massive health food haul, Bulk Barn
>Bulk Barn
Fucking lost it, Jesus Christ the livestock are becoming sapient.

Personal Favorite
> I have the thyroids

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figured as much, its not the snapchat font. what a shitty hurricane prep, youd probably die before the storm passed lel

at least she could drive her car again in the end, so she had a little progress. still a delusional fat cunt with all her lame excuses. the least she could have done is return calls or call herself when skipping an appointment.
a huge waste of dr. nowzaradan's precious time. and mine, as i like the surgery scenes. now is one talented old fart, i like that guy.

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Yep same guy, im at home right now so i dont have my uniform.
As for stories, we can discusse a price. I dont have that much really, maybe passive things she talked about.
And she was ok, again very short time with her so i didnt see her whole personality.

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Insidious gook plot to make the US fatter.

Take a good looking person, male or female, and have them eat a large quantity of attractive looking food. This works for them because Koreans still have a mandatory draft, their foods are healthier, and they use a lot of tricks to maintain their weight (only meal of the day, purging afterwards, fluffing up the food to make it look like there's more).

Meanwhile Amerifats see this and their fat-drenched brains translate this as justification for their gluttony: Look, these rice paddies are popular and rich because they can eat lots of food at once, Just Like Me! I can do that! And so they do but instead of home cooked meals its typically fastfood shitfood and their overall laziness prevents them from doing what the Koreans do to prevent gaining weight.

In Korea people are pretty conscious about weight and calorie restriction so they get entertained watching slim attractive people eat unusually high amounts of food. Americans have picked it up, but instead of slim guys and qt3.14 asian girls eating huge amounts of food it's just fat pigs eating like fat pigs.

post uni desu

The more Amberlynn spirals out of control, the faster her cycles. She completes a cycle every few weeks these days.

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Who is this bitch and why is she so popular?

Obeast youtuber. As far as I can tell her entire audience hate watches her

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I’m not landwhale or rotund, but I am definitely carrying more fat than I’d like. Enough to have love handles and a belly. Should I try to fuck chubby chicks since I’m on nofap and have been on a 2.5 year dry spell?

The only real issue is I’m embarrassed about being this overweight(I am cutting though. But I also feel like if it’s fats and chubby chicks that I shouldn’t give a fuck. I’ll probably only get head but still

chantals cycles are more fun

yt trainwreck 600lber

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her entire base is ironic and hatewatchers with a few fetishists and idiots making the vast minority

+ thinspo

this channel is a fucking car crash

Should junk food advertisements targeted at children be banned?

no, parents should grow a spine

It’s a great glimpse into the mind of a fatty, constant excuses, making shit up, lying, blaming their failure on other people.

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They should be banned and parents should grow a spine

>ruining a type of video where lonely faggots sit and watch a girl eat food
Fatties or not, nothing was ruined here. Yeah it's worse now but it was degenerate before and even more so now

begone redditor

I was thinking of anime, cars, and bahn mi as well when I said that.

Interestingly enough, poptarts are actually one of the first things to sell out in disaster situations. Basically the idea is they keep forever because they aren't real food, kids will eat them without fussing, and they're comforting because they remind adults of their own child hoods. I don't have a source but I remember reading that because of the high demand and generally smaller stock it's not uncommon for pop tarts to sell out before bread

>mfw when I'm a health insurance provider

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I guess it at least makes more sense than milk and bread. Fucking idiots let’s get the most perishable shit we can find! Lol people are retarded.

explain

Amberlynn

Trump-lock?
Lock-nald Trump?

Why do you validate people like this? Why give them any of your time or energy? There is no way you don't have something better to be doing.

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My teeth are the worst thing about me, but they aren't that bad.
I wish I could afford new ones, I hope I can one day.

proof

what the fuck do you have to do to get your teeth to be like that?

eat garbage that calls itself food, stop brushing/flossing/mouthwash altogether, be massively deficient in micronutrients

Never brush them. Never go to the dentist. Eat terrible food.

An excuse to eat large portions of food on camera.

They also get paid to do it.

Chubby chicks, yes. Fat chicks, no. Shit, I'm in good shape and I love me a chubby gal (if the proportions are right)

This fat fucker needs to stop eating. Jesus that's disgusting.

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Says the user taking the time to complain about it.

People enjoy watching a slow moving train wreck. Its human nature.

Did you ever watch Crank? Imagine someone lives a life like that, only with soda instead of adrenaline.

Stop caring about yourself and your health.

So for Boogie it was fairly easy to do.

dumb cunt, who has no shame in life and is willing to do dumb shit and ruin her body for easy mammon from dumbfucks who like to get angry watching people being stupid

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