/fph/: fitness channel edition
/fph/: fitness channel edition
Ok can someone explain to me what the fuck a mukbang is? I don't want to watch a bunch of videos of fatties subjecting themselves to it
what a waste of resources
its eating infront of a camera, usually a gross amount of greasy disgusting food. basically YT feeder vids.
Literally looks like Ursula from the Little Mermaid in the last thumbnail
I present to you... the cycle
i am a serial toilet clogger
who is proud of this and puts it in a thumbnail
watching a girl killing herself in a very slow way
bipolar mukbang... I’m having night terrors
Is this a parody channel?
Snuff porn for the patient
Based ~ poster
unironically no, best thinspo on youtube.
Well originally it was videos of qt Korean girls eating gigantic quantities of food and talking to you but then American fatties got wind of it and kinda messed it up
following any vlog is basically watching someone die just really slowly
it wasnt gigantic amounts of food at first, it was just someone eating a normal meal so you dont have to eat "alone". amerifats turned it into pigging out on 5k cals of pizza and burgers.
Which one is sadder though?
Ah yes. We all remember ShrimpGate.
This is even sadder than eye-contact practicing videos.
I mean that it makes me sad, I'm not making fun of anyone.
does anyone have the boogie weight loss journey photos
Given that you are on an anime-based site, i presume that you have some degree of familiarity with the pokemon franchise, and in turn, a digital creature known as muk within the series.
The premise, therefore, is to warp one's body to a state in which a muk would like to inseminate or "bang" so to speak. Hence the name is a portmenteau of the terms "muk" and "bang" - mukbang
You explained it best thank you user
not a gif
what the fuck
the american ones, atleast your virtual waifu isnt killing herself when u watch the chink version.
She didn’t even finish her pizza. Very sad.
she devoured that shit off camera
No joke, that chantal was my client for like 3 sessions, unfortunate that she gave up
In what relationship or capacity? Was it mainly about fitness, or nutrition.
"What's the value proposition she signed up for" I guess is what I'm asking.
please elaborate, are you the personal trainer?
Im a trainer at goodlfie fitness in ottawa. Im in one of her videos actually. I was supposed to see her 3 times a week for a year
not worthy of a cap.
holy kek, george the red shirt guy?post proof please.
Sorry, didnt answer your question very well. My main job os the fitness aspect of it with light nutrition. Chantal had a nutritionist so i didnt have to worry that
I'm having night terrors
serial toilet clogger
I've heard that the guy running the joint hates fatties and made the place to completely shame them
eye-contact practicing videos.
Never heard of these before. Blackpill me desu.
The snap chat shit on the picture is fake.
I've seen it a long time ago without it.
I also think it's some autists huricane prep, I could be wrong. I find it being some dudes huricane prep funnier.
He started off trying to help them lose weight with a gym/training program but lost money trying so he opened up a place to feed them to death
Highly underrated post
had to interact with Chantal three times
unfortunate she quit
sounds like you lucked the fuck out, m8
Why do American fatties have to ruin Asian imports?
the idea is that you watch a video of a girl staring at you for 10 minutes, and if you maintain eye contact with her, it boosts your... testo? something like that. i tried them, but only found 1 girl attractive from like 10 videos.
Please, PLEASE more stories about Chantal.
I will literally pay you.
Spiral Up in weight, in blood pressure, in heart rate, in medical costs, and in clothing sizes most likely
Anybody seen the newest my 600lb life episode?
Nothing quite like watching some idiot gen xer think theyre smarter than everyone else for an hour and a half
massive health food haul, Bulk Barn
Fucking lost it, Jesus Christ the livestock are becoming sapient.
I have the thyroids
figured as much, its not the snapchat font. what a shitty hurricane prep, youd probably die before the storm passed lel
at least she could drive her car again in the end, so she had a little progress. still a delusional fat cunt with all her lame excuses. the least she could have done is return calls or call herself when skipping an appointment.
a huge waste of dr. nowzaradan's precious time. and mine, as i like the surgery scenes. now is one talented old fart, i like that guy.
Yep same guy, im at home right now so i dont have my uniform.
As for stories, we can discusse a price. I dont have that much really, maybe passive things she talked about.
And she was ok, again very short time with her so i didnt see her whole personality.
Insidious gook plot to make the US fatter.
Take a good looking person, male or female, and have them eat a large quantity of attractive looking food. This works for them because Koreans still have a mandatory draft, their foods are healthier, and they use a lot of tricks to maintain their weight (only meal of the day, purging afterwards, fluffing up the food to make it look like there's more).
Meanwhile Amerifats see this and their fat-drenched brains translate this as justification for their gluttony: Look, these rice paddies are popular and rich because they can eat lots of food at once, Just Like Me! I can do that! And so they do but instead of home cooked meals its typically fastfood shitfood and their overall laziness prevents them from doing what the Koreans do to prevent gaining weight.
In Korea people are pretty conscious about weight and calorie restriction so they get entertained watching slim attractive people eat unusually high amounts of food. Americans have picked it up, but instead of slim guys and qt3.14 asian girls eating huge amounts of food it's just fat pigs eating like fat pigs.
post uni desu
The more Amberlynn spirals out of control, the faster her cycles. She completes a cycle every few weeks these days.
Who is this bitch and why is she so popular?
Obeast youtuber. As far as I can tell her entire audience hate watches her
I’m not landwhale or rotund, but I am definitely carrying more fat than I’d like. Enough to have love handles and a belly. Should I try to fuck chubby chicks since I’m on nofap and have been on a 2.5 year dry spell?
The only real issue is I’m embarrassed about being this overweight(I am cutting though. But I also feel like if it’s fats and chubby chicks that I shouldn’t give a fuck. I’ll probably only get head but still
chantals cycles are more fun
yt trainwreck 600lber
her entire base is ironic and hatewatchers with a few fetishists and idiots making the vast minority
this channel is a fucking car crash
Should junk food advertisements targeted at children be banned?
no, parents should grow a spine
It’s a great glimpse into the mind of a fatty, constant excuses, making shit up, lying, blaming their failure on other people.
Based comic people poster
They should be banned and parents should grow a spine
ruining a type of video where lonely faggots sit and watch a girl eat food
Fatties or not, nothing was ruined here. Yeah it's worse now but it was degenerate before and even more so now
I was thinking of anime, cars, and bahn mi as well when I said that.
Interestingly enough, poptarts are actually one of the first things to sell out in disaster situations. Basically the idea is they keep forever because they aren't real food, kids will eat them without fussing, and they're comforting because they remind adults of their own child hoods. I don't have a source but I remember reading that because of the high demand and generally smaller stock it's not uncommon for pop tarts to sell out before bread
mfw when I'm a health insurance provider
I guess it at least makes more sense than milk and bread. Fucking idiots let’s get the most perishable shit we can find! Lol people are retarded.
Why do you validate people like this? Why give them any of your time or energy? There is no way you don't have something better to be doing.
My teeth are the worst thing about me, but they aren't that bad.
I wish I could afford new ones, I hope I can one day.
what the fuck do you have to do to get your teeth to be like that?
eat garbage that calls itself food, stop brushing/flossing/mouthwash altogether, be massively deficient in micronutrients
Never brush them. Never go to the dentist. Eat terrible food.
An excuse to eat large portions of food on camera.
They also get paid to do it.
Chubby chicks, yes. Fat chicks, no. Shit, I'm in good shape and I love me a chubby gal (if the proportions are right)
This fat fucker needs to stop eating. Jesus that's disgusting.
Says the user taking the time to complain about it.
People enjoy watching a slow moving train wreck. Its human nature.
Did you ever watch Crank? Imagine someone lives a life like that, only with soda instead of adrenaline.
Stop caring about yourself and your health.
So for Boogie it was fairly easy to do.
dumb cunt, who has no shame in life and is willing to do dumb shit and ruin her body for easy mammon from dumbfucks who like to get angry watching people being stupid
tfw met a fat chick with a nice face and good personality
It's rare but it's also a profound feel. What a waste.
what height and weight we talking ya beast
we're reaching levels of minimalism not thought possible
5'5 and definitely not what anyone would describe as thicc or chubby. Obese. Would friendzone.
you're a nigger
either help the person improve themselves, or just leave
don't jerk them along and pretend they have a chance when you don't intend to ever give one
I'm not giving off romantic vibes senpai I'm just joshing.
don't jerk them along and pretend they have a chance when you don't intend to ever give one
t. perpetually friendzoned
trash can (consumed)
For a long time yes
not anymore thanks to Jow Forums
but goddamn my teenage years were awful, gave me trust issues out the ass that only now am I starting to fix
Hey user do you want to go for a cheat meal? It's not like it would ruin your diet r-right?
...why does he want to keep them?
Call me a piece of shit, but I would actually love to try that sometime.
sentimental reasons, i kept my shattered remains of my front tooth after i ran into a pole like a dumbass playing tag. of course we lost it when we moved.
haven't gone to to the dentist in 5 years
havent had problems with a very slight yellow tint on my non front teeth
brush twice a day with an good electric toothbrush
How do they work around the shit taste in disaster situations?
by having shit taste
Saw this on normiebook today.
So I guess if you're going to be fat then just be a woman too. That way it's "beautiful" and "courageous".
you need to go to a dentist to remove plaque buildup from your teeth. You cannot remove it by brushing.
sushi and hot chicken next door to each other
see fatties mire as I walk by the hot chicken and go to get sushi.
wonder how ashamed fatties feel
"I'm going on a diet"
1 week later... "lets try to force as much calorie dense food down my gullet as is humanly possible"
"Stop unhealthy behavior like dieting and have a better life of gluttony"
Imagine if people did this for drugs
"Stop unhealthy behavior like abstaining and have a better life smoking crack daily"
no health insurance lmao
I brush like once every 3 days and my teeth are in way better shape
Man soda and potato chips really does a number on you
They probably know you're poisoning your body with carbs instead of bulking on healthy proteins
Not disagreeing, but you'd be surprised at what a good electric toothbrush can do. I go in for cleanings twice a year, and my hygienist has commented more than once on how little plaque I have
why? If you can't afford it there's medicaid which usually includes some dental, and if you can afford health insurance the fuck are you doing?
Take care of your teeth user, you don't want periodontal disease
Boogie said that growing up he literally never brushed his teeth, and that even followed him into adult hood. He said he would "just mouthwash" which does jack shit, you need the mechanical action to break up biofilm.
bipolar mukbang, I'm having night terrors
Reality is outmemeing memes
Did her gut eat her ass?
You can buy picks if you absolutely can't make it into the dentist
I believe he opened a gym called in and out and the fast food chain sued or threatened to
Toothpaste also helps repair teeth enamel which is why you should not fully rinse toothpaste out of your mouth with water
elegant and abstract trump
sure, but im not gonna waste a cheat meal on that lol
He can screw these fatties over for their bad decisions caught on tape
I'm way to embarrassed, even here, to show them.
I drank soda a lot as a kid, have shit genetics, my mom had dentures before she was 30. My dad has like, 10 teeth left.
Anyone got a higher resolution?
The problems really started when I was taken off my parents insurance at 19, but before that I'd had tons of fillings and stuff anyway. But without insurance I can't afford to get my teeth fixed all the time, also a lot of my fillings have fallen out.
my prick is free if you want to put it in your mouth
It's the Fluoride. Look up Fluoride therapy
baste trips people poster
we need to set an example for our children!
Yes, to stop being fat pieces of shit.
Wait, really? Don't you just end up swallowing a bit of toothpaste in the end which you're not supposed to do? Have I been brushing incorrectly for my whole life?
You can spit out the toothpaste but don't wash your mouth with water. You want a small a amount of fluoride to stick to your teeth so it can do its work
what the hell is that even called?looks distgusting, but seriously what's it called?
Horrifying, but would eat once a year
This would have to be painful as shit right? Just eating through it
I call it the "Oswald Cobblepot"
and they say art is dead
The way she spoke to dr now on skype actually had me gritting my teeth. “I’m hoping you’ll say, there’s a first time for everything and you’ll let me do my check ups on video call. “
Dr now: “what?”
disgusting spics attempting to be trendy and unique by piling on shit tier vomit fuel into a box
To install around his anus
lmao that second comment
Isn't most American sushi filled with fried stuff or slathered in fatty sauces?
Wow /fph/ threads have somehow gotten worse
imagine having fat people living rent free in your head so that you have to post in a general about them
Top kek losers
found the fatty
Still pretty dumb. Oats or any other grain will last just as long if stored properly and be cheaper.
kek based. tell us, did she give you a reason why she quit? give us some chantal kino.
btw idk if youre still following her but she's doing a raw vegan diet from a book written by a guy who claims he talks to ghosts from the future atm, I shit you not.
Anyone else watch elisha
Try Scooby's Meal Planner
All meals are stuff like 1000g cauliflower with onions sauce
All that fiber
Get anal leakage and sharts in the mart every time I fart
some 1984 influence i see
Dorilocos. 90% it's disgusting garbage but I've seen a few versions with tons of vegetables and not that much added sauces.
her and the independent fatty the last two episodes sucked, the next episode is a niggress, we're going 0/3 lads.
Honestly, fat people should be banned from all public transportation, especially air travel.
Else they should be forced to buy a whole row of seats so nobody has to spend 8 hours half engulfed by their lard and gasping from the stench of their unwiped asses
How can a lawsuit happen, considering the airline did it out of safety. Plus I'm sure they have a right to deny service for flights to people for whatever reason
the tongs to delicately place the doritos kill me
If you can't afford it there's medicaid which usually includes some dental
medicaid doesn't cover dental or eyesight (at least in maryland).
Transparent teeth = thin enamel. Often caused by drinking soda, especially Coke. The enamel becomes soft and if your brush them (or use them for eating) it becomes damaged and thin. I've seen pictures of heavy soda drinkers that had the toothbrush strokes imprinted in their enamel.
Just remember they're genetic dead ends, kind of a sweet justice isn't it?
Imagine being so fat that manatees think you're one of them
missing a leg
How heavy can you get Jesus fuck
Damn. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to Easton. Neither of those used to be there.
Honestly it depends where you go. You can go somewhere really good and get some super dank sashimi and rolls that are just the good shit or you can go to somewhere that's just tempura everywhere. It really depends.
I've got my local place that's totally amazing. Expensive but tons of food and always delicious. And they don't slather on the tempura or sauces too much. You can actually taste the fish.
I gagged a little desu
Anyone got any good stories?
I like both honestly. Obviously the best is really well-made sashimi with really fresh fish where the fish is cold but the rice is a little warm.
But sometimes I also really enjoy a crazy American roll concoction with tempura shrimp or crab and a bunch of sweet and spicy sauces and shit.
They’re both good but really kind of two different things. It’s like comparing a prime aged ribeye steak to a burger made with a bunch of toppings and shit.
incredibly dangerous time
as they post safely from the comfort of their bedroom in their parents house
actually just a compound word
learn grammar before trying to shitpost you illiterate fuck
Based irl fph shitposter. He's probably trying to make the whale dump him while having as much as fun as possible in the meantime.
I legit couldn't finish reading this I was so disgusted. How? How do people live like this and think "There's no problem here. Everything is fine!" Holy shit if I randomly leaked oily liquid shit randomly and uncontrollably I'd fucking kill myself.
Because people would rather eat and shit themselves than not eat when it comes to losing weight
surviving is heroic
Good news, everyone! It turns out that every single animal on the planet is a hero up until the moment of its death.
don't forget all the plants, fungi, bacteria, an viruses, they are all also heroes until they die, every single one of them.
No rice! Only fish!
the participation trophy generation in a nutshell
Why did they take out all the teeth?
they thought "The staff would be unfamiliar with her medical needs"
Vilma Soltész from New York
Guess it only takes one generation for Yankee retardation to take hold of people.
having too high of standards to grab doritos with your hand
get over yourself wagie
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP
You didn't wait long enough to see it change.
Isn’t the irony that literally fat artists draw themselves like this too?
Lifehack: Starch and sugar are bad for your teeth so it's best to go on a fast 3 days before going to the dentist. You could alternatively just avoid starch and sugar, but ya know :/
Have you considered medical tourism? You can basically have a vacation and a full set of veneers for MUCH less than in the states.
Advertising of junk food aimed towards kids must only have plus-sized children on it.
That way smart parents can point to those commercials and say “look what happens when you eat too much of that”.
Of course then Big Food will just try to reclassify what is healthy and what is not..again.
It's from a shitty weight loss pill that stops fat from being absorbed. Landwhales take it, continue to eat tons of fatty foods, and the fat dribbles straight out their ass.
based lacey though
it's called health code standards NEET fuck.
it's obviously not for her
Oh it's certainly dumb. Personally in a disaster situation I would try to get food as nutrient dense as possible and as much water as my 1998 Geo Tracker can carry. I just think it's neat that pop tarts sell out so fast because I never would have even thought about pop tarts.
anyone have that webm where a chick inserts a brush between her flabs to wash herself
Losing weight isn’t that hard
They forgot the Doritos
How can this not be satire? I really can’t tell anymore.
I love thin privilege and I love all the benefits I get from it. Makes you really wonder what kind of person looks at these benefits and says 'I'd love to have these but I don't want to lose weight'
Also to toot my own horn, I've lost so much weight I've actually gone down a shoe size and a half.
Oh lord, oh jesus. Why is this allowed.
They just expanded a half square mile of stores.
They're in middle of constructing more.
imagine being so autistic you use memes like that irl and drive away your significant other, I hope this isn't any of you
Really, the whole thin privilege shit is just fatties being jealous fucks who want everything being thin has to offer, but couldn’t be bothered to put any effort in it. Then they say shit like “I-I love my fat body!! I am a g-goddess!”
But anyway, congrats to you
tfw thought my teeth were bad
Suddenly 4 cavities seems like nothing compared to this
Enjoy your filthy chicken and steamer vegetables anons lol!!
is it bad if i add onions sauce and loads of siracha and cayenne pepper to my mealpreps? i like my food to make me sweat.
1998 Geo Tracker
Aw, fuck. I'm so jealous.
tfw new fatkino tonight
LADS cant fucking wait
There is nothing wrong with needing a mobility scooter
It's ok to be fat
There is nothing wrong with needing a mobility scooter
only if you're old, or actually crippled, instead of say, incapable of putting the fork down.
only if you're old
Shit, sometimes I see guys in their 70's on those things and I think they're lazy cunts too.
If you are physically capable of walking, walk
it would make me MISERABLE not to stuff my face with 40 cheeseburgers a day
or even to eat just slightly less cheeseburgers
ugh so problematic
I genuinely feel bad for Lacey. Poor kid has druggie parents and a caregiver thats eating themselves to death.
Also fuck her family for telling her not to go to texas.
Good job dude. How does that work, exactly? Was there fat on your foot?
you can have white teeth which are decay ridden.
you can have yellow healthy teeth.
She seemed like a nice kid even with going through all that. I hope she makes it out of her situation
Right. I hope she makes it to 18 before Angela croaks.
Same here, bro.
Im not afraid of dentists, just the bill. If I won a lottery, first thing i'd do is go to a dentist, ask for a set of Hollywood tier chompers and tell them to wake me from the anesthesia when theyre done.
mfw literally ate steamed broccoli and a chicken breast for lunch
It's boring but not the death sentence fatties claim it to be
I see it the other way around.
I practice a lot of sport because I am lazy (and afraid of ageing too).
Climbing stairs four steps by four steps ? No problem
Lifting heavy boxes ? No sweat, it actually feels kinda good
Walking /cycling for six hours ? The view is nice
Same way, I love to eat tasty food and cook for the people I love.
Speding energy mean I can eat as much as I want and still look and feel good.
Fat people don't feel good. Just listen to the sound they make when they breathe
Wasting time, money and mental energy on weight loss is not heroic.
Reducing your caloric intake by 25% is all that it takes to lose weight. How does that waste time, money or energy? In fact it will save you the money you would have spent on that food and the time you spent buying/preparing/eating it.
Literally all it takes to lose weight is to just take account of what you normally eat and then eat 25% less.
Bro you should go.
I didnt go for years too and brushed religiously 2 times a day, I also dont drink soda and eat very, very clean and the other day I got chequed and I had 12 cavities, they were really really small but still, just go get chequed.
i would kill for a chicken breast and steamed veggies lunch i dont get whats not to like
xkcd was hatespeeching all along, and I didn't realize it.
I'm glad Jow Forums artists aren't so bigoted that they refuse to draw fat people
even if with no ass and tons of backfat, her spine has got to be so fucked up
Add a little garlic salt to the chicken breast and you've got an absolutely fantastic lunch. Steamed broccoli is one of my favorite foods.
based and redpilled
wasting time money and energy on weight loss
Going on a fast requires none of those things
waste of time
look like meth head teeth
Cringe and fuck off.
I bet he's a newfag trying to be funny and has no idea what it means, he must think it means "mega tits" or something.
I bet she's not even a jew.
Sugar and not brushing.
ok retard but if fat pople dodnt eat so much than they wodent be so fat
Hah, stairs are labeled "health stairs"
gatekeeping a mongolian basketweaving forum
big yikes daw
drink only soda
eat only junk food
I want to pour gasoline on her and just watch all that disgusting flesh burn away in a cleansing fire.
What's wrong with using YouTube's mobile app? Do you not watch YouTube on your phone? The shit people will say to feel like an anonymous image board is an exclusive club amazes me.
what the fuck is her logic? what 200+ fat woman doesnt look fat? no one like that exists.
In an age where discussion revolves around getting as much attention and social approval as possible, the only way to ensure quality discussion is a culture of strict elitism
Raging manlets and pigs truly deserve each other.
ding-dong diddly cringe, seek sunlight.
No lie I actually met someone shaped almost exactly like that!
She was totally normal from her head to waist, she had them fat bitch bingo wings but other than that normal.
Waist down was a nightmare, I mean it looked like she was trying to smuggle a hundred pound garbage bag full of potatoes on each leg.
Ive never seen anything like it until this drawing right here.
She had to turn sideways to get through doors because of her crazy weird all leg fat distribution.
Stop posting Reddit shit here you fuckwit
And the elevator sign is in English. How very considerate.
bet you her bfs black
"American" sushi isn't really a thing youll see at any sort of sushi restaurant. You will see that kind of thing at asian restaurants that aren't run by actual asians.
But if you got an actual sushi place, almost everything on the sushi menu will be real shit. And any actual sushi place will serve sashimi, which is just raw fish and as such just protein and some fat depending on fish type.
It's even worse when you realize she's got her information completely backwards too.
case in point.
Probably. All I know is when I first started going to the gym, lifting, and counting calories I bought new gym shoes and I was a size 12 and last month I got a new pair to replace the old ones and I'm a 10.5. Freeky deeky
The fact that they won’t date overweight men really gives the whole thing up. They’re just lazy cunts, period.
I can watch cartel torture webms without blinking, but that pic makes me flinch for some reason
Holy jesus, is this real?
What is this, cholesterol?
bet I can make you flinch:
Yeah, let's just feed more niggers, that's gonna help all of us
Damn straight we should feed them.
Without black people, who would commit all the crime?
I laughed out loud.
Can I just skip the meal and go straight to the midget and the big black lady paddling my ass?
fine, let me try harder:
Well done lad
You let those fat fucks have a ballot, our next president's gonna be Ronald McDonald!
This will never not be funny
Top tier bants
fellow medicaidfag here
can confirm no dental
MORE LIKE FAT NEWS LMAO
Isn't equinox some kind of luxury gym for rich people with butlers and hot towels and shit?
It says 'fitness clubs' right under the sign
tfw terrible leverages for DL
Yo ty for reminding me. I love wensdays cuz there is always a viewing party for 600lbs life on /tv/
No, that’s exactly how fat tumblerinas draw fat people. Just look at that shitty “realistically proportioned” disney princess crap
If the serving size is one fruit loop then each serving will have zero grams of sugar.
my zero sugar sugar bombs are healthy!
We really need to reform food labeling laws
be a fat fuck
not only have no ass
have fucking NEGATIVE ass
ingesting a small amount of toothpaste wont hurt you at all, it's when you fucking drink from the tube that bad things happen
The body is a surprisingly durable thing
doesn’t try to date half ogres
never would have thought of poptarts
its in about 2 hours, max comfy kino
Same. What time is fatkino?
Oh thanks. That’s like 2am for me
tfw fatcomfy before bed
They simply aren't human, that's how
2 am? where are you?
check in /tv/, they usually make a gamethread with a bunch of streams an hour before it starts.
Fatties aren't people, they don't deserve love
where are you
Kek as balls
... chicken breast and veggies are delicious if you use some tasty sauces. Sometimes I dont have it with anything, not even salt. I still enjoy it because you cant get fresher feeling than after a clean meal.
There is nothing wrong with needing a machine to do a basic human function
daaaaamn girl, does those legs go all the way up?
so is the "Fat Hate Thread" the new thread or what?