23-year-old boomer here. How to avoid getting mogged by zoomers in the gym?
23-year-old boomer here
Walk up to the biggest just as they complete a 1rm then tell them you used to lift that +15 for reps back in college
If you still care about being mogged (or anything else) you haven't reached boomer mode yet.
tfw you will never be this alpha
god I wish I was the boomer in that pic
23 years old
You’re not a boomer, retard. Cope harder.
I was strong then!
You should be at your peak natty around 30 and there's no reason to not hop on test after that
You don’t lose that strength if you consistently lift and avoid injuries, right?
started lifting last december
29 this year
Im not gonna make it, am I?
Why are Zoomers lanky twinks?
What in good heavens is that pic?
gay porn. the old guy fucks the blonde aryan in the ass
no homo btw
If you're 23 you're an elder zoomer, so if you want to mog zoomers try to outlift your past self
disgusting slavshit features
We're all gonna make it, bro.
cope harder burger
Chad confronts the jew
Lmao I have Aryan features, that dude looks like a gopnik faggot who hit the gyn for 1 year.
Seethe harder Muhammed, inshallah.
He looks more Turkish/Greek rather than jew. Jews have bug eyes
that 25 yo boomer who puts his whole post in the filename of his image and says nothing
23 years old
you're a fucking millennial m8
That bitch has a girlfriend not a boyfriend, the fuck is wrong with men these days.
sure you do, amerishart, sure you do
My ex gf did this with me. I miss it so much.
How do I find a qt wheyfu to cuddle me like this in her strong arms?
Also give unwarranted tips on form like you're concerned that they'll get injured
Hey it's that kid from "Big in France"
It's a good show.
Wtf is dat pic
Fuck off zoomer
No, 23 is a fucking zoomer. I'm 25 and was born the last year of millenials
So some retard janitor deletes the why do you lift thread with Chen but this shit is still up? What a bunch of absolute fucking faggets.
this is why I don't do weight training at gym
because you think a blond guy will anally rape you?
because snide little faggots keep getting on my dick
I don't care who is the strongest in the gym or who looks good etc... this whole alpha thing is ridiculous and waste of time
tell them how much you lifted in your prime
Why is this board so fucking homosexual
i highly doubt it. i've seen what you look like. youre the most plain blend into a crowd bald white dude imaginable. why would anyone get on your dick at the gym?
Kid's name is Jordan Ver Hoeve if you guys want to know.
LOL nigger have you ever been in a greek church or had turkish neighbors? Its like being the only white guy and hanging out with gypsys.
t. not human
that's not a good thing, nor is it manly.
What's wrong with that ? Everyone likes to be cuddled.
god damn is it just me or is the idea of a young man seducing an older man narratively interesting?
someone rec a story where this happens
some kind of reverse lolita
Fuck man. Used to have a qt gf with 36GG titties. Whenever I got back from a long day of work she would take off her shirt and bra so I could lay on her tits while she gave me head scratches. She was kind of a bitch otherwise but I miss that shit.
Imagine crying because its your first time being cuddled. What a fucking simp
I have Aryan features
Post chin and jawline
tfw when that old man used to be young too.
tfw death comes for us all
qt gf with 36GG titties
Jesus lad, that's my ideal
Fuck I started lifting just to get a milk truck who wasn't obese
But they're all taken where I am, or they're hiding.
I just wanted a huge tiddy gf, if that too much to ask?
you can look intimidating into your 70s if you don't fall on laurels. But after 70s it becomes really hard. Contrary to your dick.
tl;dr - keep lifting. Fluff and puff, so you don't damage your joints, gramps
hodge twins started seriously lifting in their late 30s
Late millennials are on par with zoomer trash. Neck yourself, cancer.
I bet you look like shit. Vladimir from OP is handsome as fuark, no homo
it's not static, retard
I'm 29 and only just started.
Can't be bothered wonder "What if" anymore.
New plan is >pic related.
death in venice
Boomer cutoff is 94
95 is generally considered by most to be the start of gen z
lol, those were the days
I sometimes lift with my friend's 55 year old dad, and he's strong as fuck. Outlifts me and I've been at it for 5+ years. He's been lifting for decades and does intense yoga 3x a week.
I wish someone would play with my hair.
guy on lefts nose
this is what pol is about
you know the blond guy gets ass fucked by the jew right after this, right?
Nigga, you're no boomer.
Just because you're in student loan debt, doesn't mean you're an adult
I have a mean mug, fish, hunt, camp, shoot, whatever is traditionally manly, you name it. I still love some cuddles from a sweet girl, fag
Is this from a gay porn?
Imagine being in your early 20s and already feeling insecure about your age. You're not going to make it.
you wish you were a boomer you zoomer scum
based and kekd
I know this photo is from a series of photos with the concept of them being open to interpretation but this one really looks like a shot from the new older4me movie.
No he doesn't.
There is no porn of this.
NO NO NO BROS, Tumblr whores aren't supposed to be able to see straight through me like glass!
how do they fucking know, I thought women didn't have souls
THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH
post face faggot
No shit? So do I? What I'm talking about is him nearly fucking crying because she cuddled him.
tfw haven't been the little spoon in 1.5 years
I don't miss my ex anymore but damn I miss having someone.
What happened user?
I was really drunk at a party once and was lying on the floor and some girl sat down next to me, put my head in her lap and started doing this.
girls want to do this to me but i find it discomfortable af.
well i also look away when there is qt romance on tv. i cant believe im not a virgen sometimes.
Aryans like myself dont answer to subhumans like (you)rselves.
lol same, she ended up getting a breast reduction
couldn't believe that shit
At least I’m actually white lmao
Look up Roy Cohn, a friend of donnie's from the 70s. He had this exact fetish, weird coincidence
Keep telling yourself that buddy, haha
Underage tryhard detected
As someone with good genetics, how long would it take to get the blonde bois body?
lmao nope, only maybe a """""""greek""""""" of thessalonigeria
he's clearly turkish
This is the most American mutt post I've seen today
Any nudes of Kate?
ah shit I need this
ah shit fuck you user
Why do you whites whine on about who's whiter? It's such a shit waste of time. Just man up
Whats with Jow Forums and its liking of 20 year old girls that look like teenage cross country boys?
its over old man go back to your grave
The reason you want it is the reason why you won't have it
Based and esotericpilled.
t.never been neglected by his mother and had his father die really early in life so he got no affection growing up and became an emotionless robot that store up every emotion until it bursts out all at once
That can't be right user, that's not fair. That's not fair!
how could the universe do this to me? How can I fix this?
Why do you think I want it?
Lol no one outside of Jow Forums would ever consider a 24 year old part of the baby boomer generation. That's like 30 years off
You’re friends with Joe Rogan’s Daughter?
I think you want it because you crave comfort and attention. Which is not a bad thing really, but women want a man who doesn't crave comfort/attention. As someone who likes ASMR videos I know your pain, but the second a woman sees a spec of vulnerability it turns her off.
My friend's dad is 59 and he's a beast that outlifts me, but I recently found out that he used to do tren until like seven years ago.
Let go user
In order to become strong you must struggle
In order to be strong you must let go
Once you where as mud,unrefined and self-indulgent
Now you are as dryed dirt,stronger to be sure, but you have merely compressed your impurity within yourself.
Let go user, flow and surge through the world as the the current in the river of reality you always where.
Love can only be shared user,not taken and not given.
May you flow where you you will and do as you wil't
receiving affection from your gf makes you less masculine
Way to cope virgin. Please have sex.
This is brutal, because I am long past caring about having sex, but I still want desperately to hold a girl. I guess I'm halfway to being beyond caring.
I don't think I'm an attention seeker, but whenever I see a truly cute girl I get sucked back in. I feel hollowed out and upset when I see cute girls at this point, because they pull me out of any peace I find. I really do want one to comfort me, to justify all the suffering I've gone through to make it here
I fuckin hate your Buddhist-speak bullshit. How about you actually talk in a way that's straight forward without all the impurity or whatever the fuck you guys circle jerk with .fuck you
I was perfec thicc beauty who let me do anything and liked it very rough, like deepthroating with force and anything I could dream but she had had breast reduction and the scars were hideous. Wish I had her before it, I would have actually dated her.
Try being an aesetic/stoic/nihilist learning to let go when you want to is a fundamental part of the path to enlightenment and self-control. but remember user to let go of everything, a man with naught but a single coin to his name will grasp it as tightly as he can. This is as applicable to both love and sadness. Formost remember: I believe in you user
Just stop obsessing over shit user, being bound to the fear and despair of your weakness is holding you back and distracting you from embracing yourself. I applaud your search for and commitment to self-improvement and unclouded truth
Look man, my fear over being so weak and pathetic is what got me on the right track. I'm down 40 pounds in 7 months and once I order my sr9009 I'm gonna get this last 25 pounds off and be 7% body fat shredded. Letting go is what got me into poor habits and lifestyle choices.
Boomer starts from age 25
Let it go. Stop wanting it so hard and you'll be able to get it.
You're being too thirsty. Women pick up on that and it turns them off. Adopt an attitude that you don't care about pussy because you can get it easily whenever. Blase confidence, bordering on cockyness.
She fell for the "empowered whamen" meme i.e. getting fucked up with her friend multiple times per week, eating like shit, stopped going to the gym, decided marriage/kids was a conspiracy by the patriarchy...etc.
Thank you user.
"We must never allow our suffering to be compounded by suggestions that there is something odd in suffering so deeply. There would be something amiss if we didn't."
I don't think it is something that can be controlled. Its like a hunger that never fades, something that can be endured but not dispelled. Pic related is me every time I try
93/94 was not the last year for millennials braj
The second half of this post is for you user. I won't let my horrible proofreading and mistyping deny you your (you)
You mistake letting go with abandonment user,you have rejected the failings of your form and gained freedom. Consider yourself fortunate that you can find fulfillment and completion.Others cannot do this and when they try the craters their fall leaves sinks them deeper into the earth. cannot do as you do because he cannot break his chains, they are to interwoven with himself, he must offer up all that which he can and more to free himself of his malformed self.He must let the oceans of his miseries and failings flow from him and kindle the flame of his self, something you needed to only find within yourself user. Beware false openings of the eye and facsimile of flame. gain true master of the nothingness known as "self"and all will be as you will wish it
what the fuck is that in her drink
Looks like a shoulder
mogged by zoomers
How is this even possible. Maybe you are the zoomer?
I can bench 325 1rm and I'm extremely young (25) and white to be able to do that at my gym. Everyone at my level or stronger is either in their 40s, black, or Pacific islander.
Are you sub 10% bodyfat yet?
Is freedom being so terrified of failure and mediocrity that it pushes you to succeed? It's better than failing anyways
you guys are gay
I wanna hang out with him, without shirts on, and tease and laugh at every woman that approaches us, trying to get some. Then, when they start thinking we're gay, our girlfriends show up at arranged times, so its clear that we're straight.
Its just none of those hoes are good enough for us
disgusting slavshit features
Autistic Prussia boo detected
I'm 12 years older than you and I mostly shit on everyone in my gym, especially zoomers. Honestly most zoomers are just groups of guys who want to 'act like they're exercising' because it makes them feel more enabled when interacting with females. They don't really want to train. Most dedicated guys I know are actually older than me.
Freedom is succeeding if you want to succeed
bitch looks like bulbasaur
Why don't you just go to the gym, do your own work, and fucking never mind anyone else? Are you insecure or something?
have you read it?
aschenbach literally just sees him and becomes obsessed, there's no conversation with Tadzio
you are a moron
I would cry too.
Go to a gym poor young'uns can't pay for and wealthy young'uns have to act politely in. There, problem solved.
Are 24 year olds considered elder zoomers or boomers
Based on this pic, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer? I'm a based Zoomer (born 98).
Inner tension intensifies
god i wish i was the zoomer in that pic
reduce your life expectancy by 30 years when you turn 30
It literally ruined my night. He looks so good, literally no imperfections. He's a cock sucking faggot, but I'm gayer than him for not living up to my potential
Late millenial based on that chart. I identify more with the Zoomers.
LE BOOMZOOM XD
Zoomer/Boomer is a mindset, but you're most likely a millenial.
Miss me with that gay shit
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
He's a cock sucking faggot, but
haha yeah I definitely don't want to be that
that would be gay haha
Isn't that old guy in all those late 90's cuck porn? He always lets a younger dude fuck his wife then he ends up sucking off and getting fucked by the guy too?
Nose looks the same just older and larger since the nose continues to grow as you age.
What you say is bullshit. Most humans are trash and you're obviously part of the trash and deserve to be seen as such.