23-year-old boomer here. How to avoid getting mogged by zoomers in the gym?

Why are Zoomers lanky twinks?

What in good heavens is that pic?

gay porn. the old guy fucks the blonde aryan in the ass
no homo btw

If you're 23 you're an elder zoomer, so if you want to mog zoomers try to outlift your past self

>aryan
>disgusting slavshit features
Yeah nah.

We're all gonna make it, bro.

cope harder burger

>Chad confronts the jew

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Lmao I have Aryan features, that dude looks like a gopnik faggot who hit the gyn for 1 year.
Seethe harder Muhammed, inshallah.

He looks more Turkish/Greek rather than jew. Jews have bug eyes

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>that 25 yo boomer who puts his whole post in the filename of his image and says nothing

>23 years old
you're a fucking millennial m8

That bitch has a girlfriend not a boyfriend, the fuck is wrong with men these days.

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sure you do, amerishart, sure you do

My ex gf did this with me. I miss it so much.

How do I find a qt wheyfu to cuddle me like this in her strong arms?

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Also give unwarranted tips on form like you're concerned that they'll get injured

Hey it's that kid from "Big in France"
It's a good show.

Wtf is dat pic

gay porn

>23
Fuck off zoomer

No, 23 is a fucking zoomer. I'm 25 and was born the last year of millenials

So some retard janitor deletes the why do you lift thread with Chen but this shit is still up? What a bunch of absolute fucking faggets.

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this is why I don't do weight training at gym

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because you think a blond guy will anally rape you?

because snide little faggots keep getting on my dick

True
I don't care who is the strongest in the gym or who looks good etc... this whole alpha thing is ridiculous and waste of time

post body

tell them how much you lifted in your prime

Why is this board so fucking homosexual

i highly doubt it. i've seen what you look like. youre the most plain blend into a crowd bald white dude imaginable. why would anyone get on your dick at the gym?

Kid's name is Jordan Ver Hoeve if you guys want to know.

LOL nigger have you ever been in a greek church or had turkish neighbors? Its like being the only white guy and hanging out with gypsys.

t. not human
that's not a good thing, nor is it manly.

What's wrong with that ? Everyone likes to be cuddled.

god damn is it just me or is the idea of a young man seducing an older man narratively interesting?
someone rec a story where this happens
some kind of reverse lolita

k

Fuck man. Used to have a qt gf with 36GG titties. Whenever I got back from a long day of work she would take off her shirt and bra so I could lay on her tits while she gave me head scratches. She was kind of a bitch otherwise but I miss that shit.

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t. pussy.
Imagine crying because its your first time being cuddled. What a fucking simp

>I have Aryan features
Post chin and jawline

>tfw when that old man used to be young too.
>tfw death comes for us all

>qt gf with 36GG titties
Jesus lad, that's my ideal
Fuck I started lifting just to get a milk truck who wasn't obese
But they're all taken where I am, or they're hiding.
I just wanted a huge tiddy gf, if that too much to ask?

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you can look intimidating into your 70s if you don't fall on laurels. But after 70s it becomes really hard. Contrary to your dick.
tl;dr - keep lifting. Fluff and puff, so you don't damage your joints, gramps

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hodge twins started seriously lifting in their late 30s

>23
Late millennials are on par with zoomer trash. Neck yourself, cancer.

I bet you look like shit. Vladimir from OP is handsome as fuark, no homo

it's not static, retard

I'm 29 and only just started.
Can't be bothered wonder "What if" anymore.
New plan is >pic related.

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death in venice

Boomer cutoff is 94

95 is generally considered by most to be the start of gen z

lol, those were the days

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I sometimes lift with my friend's 55 year old dad, and he's strong as fuck. Outlifts me and I've been at it for 5+ years. He's been lifting for decades and does intense yoga 3x a week.

I wish someone would play with my hair.

>guy on lefts nose
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
this is what pol is about

you know the blond guy gets ass fucked by the jew right after this, right?

>23-year-old boomer
Nigga, you're no boomer.
Just because you're in student loan debt, doesn't mean you're an adult

I have a mean mug, fish, hunt, camp, shoot, whatever is traditionally manly, you name it. I still love some cuddles from a sweet girl, fag

Is this from a gay porn?

yeah

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Imagine being in your early 20s and already feeling insecure about your age. You're not going to make it.

you wish you were a boomer you zoomer scum

based and kekd

I know this photo is from a series of photos with the concept of them being open to interpretation but this one really looks like a shot from the new older4me movie.

No he doesn't.
There is no porn of this.

NO NO NO BROS, Tumblr whores aren't supposed to be able to see straight through me like glass!
how do they fucking know, I thought women didn't have souls

THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH

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ahahahaha
post face faggot

No shit? So do I? What I'm talking about is him nearly fucking crying because she cuddled him.

>tfw haven't been the little spoon in 1.5 years
I don't miss my ex anymore but damn I miss having someone.

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What happened user?

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I was really drunk at a party once and was lying on the floor and some girl sat down next to me, put my head in her lap and started doing this.

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girls want to do this to me but i find it discomfortable af.

well i also look away when there is qt romance on tv. i cant believe im not a virgen sometimes.

Aryans like myself dont answer to subhumans like (you)rselves.
Kneel.

lol same, she ended up getting a breast reduction

couldn't believe that shit

At least I’m actually white lmao

Look up Roy Cohn, a friend of donnie's from the 70s. He had this exact fetish, weird coincidence

Keep telling yourself that buddy, haha

Underage tryhard detected

As someone with good genetics, how long would it take to get the blonde bois body?

>this
>greek
lmao nope, only maybe a """""""greek""""""" of thessalonigeria
he's clearly turkish

Gay shit.

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This is the most American mutt post I've seen today

Any nudes of Kate?

ah shit I need this
ah shit fuck you user

Why do you whites whine on about who's whiter? It's such a shit waste of time. Just man up

Whats with Jow Forums and its liking of 20 year old girls that look like teenage cross country boys?

>23
>boomer

jesus christ...

its over old man go back to your grave

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The reason you want it is the reason why you won't have it