Wake up in darkness, glow of clock confirms its 3.23 am

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

Wake up in darkness, glow of clock confirms its 3.23 am
See a figure standing in my doorway. Shit, I’m getting robbed/rapes/murdered
Instant fear wells up in me, tears start coming out, I quietly whimper “p-please don’t hurt me.”
Figure just continues to stare at me. Probably deciding what to do.
Start to think of all the things I have to live for and everyone that will miss me.
...
Any second something will come to mind.
Nothing, realise I have no ties and get angry.
Think, and shout! “Fuck this, this is my house her the fuck out”
Leap out of bed and spear tackle the man. Somehow get fear boner.
Realise I tackled the vacuum cleaner I was too lazy to put away the night before.
How’s your week starting out?

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Mason Adams
Mason Adams

Did you sex the vacuum cleaner?

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

I suppose I technically humbled it for a bit while I was ‘grappling’ it on the ground but that was as far as it went

James Campbell
James Campbell

I'm disappointed in you user, whimpering like that, damn you

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Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

+humped

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

nice blog

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

Missed opportunity, user

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

Don’t worry, I’m plenty embarrassed aobut it myself.
I want to say it’s because I just woke up but it would be a lie

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

Thank you.

I didn’t want to get it pregnant in case my parents arrived and found my cum during their vacuums inspection

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

Don’t worry, I’m plenty embarrassed about it myself.
Why are you embarrassed? Its not like anyone cares about your behavior since you have no ties or anything. All your actions are just a series of pointless actions taken in a lonely vacuum that nobody even knows exist.

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

At least it wasn't sleep paralysis. Fuck I hate sleep paralysis so much.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

is this a meme?
i've literally never experienced it

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Good for you. I have it when I'm really down and stressed. It's a bad, bad thing. Basically goes like this
Wake up in darkness, glow of clock confirms its 3.23 am
See a figure standing in my doorway. Shit, I’m getting robbed/rapes/murdered
can't move
can't even open or close eyes fully
primal fear
fight or flight blaring in your mind
but you can't do either, since you can't move at all

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

More like, silly me, embarrassed

Liam Parker
Liam Parker

Yeah silly you. I hope my comment hurt you. BYE

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

I hope my comment hurt you
Not him, but is this really the mindset you want to have in life?

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

Yes. You’re comment devastated me and I’m sitting here crying my eyes out.

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

Some are beyond saving user, leave him be, put your efforts elsewhere to something of value

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

Let me preface this by saying that it’s my body, and I do what I want to with it. Only God may judge me. Fuck any haters!

I’m an escort, or a call girl if you must, and I’m ruthless with who I accept as clients. I only sleep with someone if they are on a similar level of intelligence, highly successful in business or if they are extremely good looking. That way I can be sure that I am not lowering myself in any way. If you aren’t at the top of your game, or are full of negativity and complaints, why would I accept your money to fuck me?

I've cut out two or three different friend groups and a few family members (including my father) because of how negative, bitter and cynical they are. I don't want that shit in my life.

I don't drink alcohol and rarely go out drinking, spend very little money on clothes, I don't have a car and use public transport. This means I save a lot of money while being able to eat high quality, nutritious food without having to cook every day as it takes a long time.

I go to counseling / therapy and have went for years and spend a lot of time on self care / introspection. This means I get insight on my problems and learn how to have a positive mindset and why I think the way I think. I think everybody could benefit from therapy, it's the people who think they don't need therapy are the ones you need to worry about.

I don’t waste time on small talk, you know why you’re paying me, and I’m charging high by the hour, I’m talking more than $50 per hour here, so I don’t want people wasting my time. A lot of people consider me to be a quiet and Mousey girl, and I conform to those restrictions since they suite me just fine.
A lot of people, mainly virgins, call me a roastie, but fuck them. Actually I’m not, so it’s even more painful for them.

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

Iktf user... unironically sleeping more/ better sleep schedule, training more, and better diet etc helped me go from having them almost every other night to hardly ever

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've had it even once after starting getting Jow Forums

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

HAHAHAHA I AM TRULY THE MOST POWERFUL

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

I'll allow it this time, user. But you need to step up your game here.

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

No figures, but omnipresent cloud of dread and presence of something near or getting nearer
Can't see
Can't move
Can't breathe
Can think clear as day, even as panic rises
Fucking awful, I hate it.

Jaxon Ward
Jaxon Ward

It's either stress or snoring related. I stopped snoring and reduced stress significantly lately, seemed to help.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

switch to PPL, first session was yesterday
sick workout, felt fatigued after 2nd exercise
OHP 70% of the weight I normally would
workout felt good though, no DOMS or anything
wake up in the middle of the night today
horrible DOMS, my shoulders have been obliterated
I'm supposed to hit the gym today, hope it goes away otherwise it's gonna be a hell of workout

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

Thanks user, I'll look into that.

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

dont do that, it'll rip your tubing out.

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

Wtf.
Is this bait

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

I’d call this bait. But I know people who would say this and mean it

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

No, humbled is better. You humbled that vacuum cleaner old country style.

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Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

not a meme, they are scary as fuck. I had my first sleep paralysis when I was a kid and it freaked me the fuck out.

James Moore
James Moore

I've cut out two or three different friend groups and a few family members (including my father) because of how negative, bitter and cynical they are. I don't want that shit in my life.
based and redpilled. also everyone is gonna call you a roastie here but from experience 90% of escorts I've been with were chill and nice women, and what surprised me the most is that none of them drank or did drugs.
Doesn't mean I approve of that "profession", but it kinda opened my eyes about how toxic Jow Forums is, literally full of ugly virgins who are too bitter to accept the fact they are undesirable.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

literally full of ugly virgins who are too bitter to accept the fact they are undesirable.
Hm
but from experience 90% of escorts I've been with were chill and nice women.
Oh

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