Did anyone else have this problem after getting Jow Forums? Every time I'm at a party or go to the club or SOMETHING, there's always one douche who sizes me up and fucks with me to fee like a big hard man. It's never the same dude either. It's just every time I go out, I know without fail, SOMEONE wants to fuck with me just to say that they can.
For example, I went to a house party of a really good friend this Sunday, and his friend of a friend, who I literally JUST met starts being aggro towards me and starts sizing me up to see if he could "take me" (Yeah, you fuckwit. I'm not an idiot, I know that's what you're doing).
Last Halloween, some random dude who I didn't even know kept bumping into me while dancing, and every time I moved, he kept following me around until I said "Dude, do I know you?", and IMMEDIATELY he went "What? Why? Are you going to hit me? We can go outside right now", like he was just fucking WAITING for me to say something so he could start shit.
I don't even send off "tough guy" vibes. I'm happy-go-lucky, like to sing, like to dance, like to laugh and have fun, I have a pretty jolly face, and I don't even pursue girls because I'm not looking for a relationship. There's fucking NO reason to confront me. You want to fight? I was just standing here talking to my friends. You want to challenge me to beer pong? Why? You don't even know if I'm good or not. You want to arm wrestle? I'm dancing right now, why would I want to arm wrestle you? Just FUCK OFF and let me live my life.
Literally piss off and don't talk to me if all you want to do is "test yourself". I'm not gonna fall for your bait, I'm not gonna fight you in my friend's house, I'm not gonna ruin everyone else's night just so you can show everyone what a big fucking player you are. Just FUCK. OFF. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF.
FUCK.
OFFFFFFFF.
JUST LET ME HAVE FUN IN PEACE. FUCK OFF.
Pic related is kind of what it's like, but not funny and actually kind of annoying.