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Hate the EU, simple as
Woke up absolutely craving a bag of tangfastics tbqh
Peoples vote lads
Just want to suck a futa cock, simple as.
gf wants me to dress up like a teacher or a 'sexy nerd librarian' to go along with her skimpy schoolgirl PE costume
went out and bought a wool blazer, dark red bow tie and some black suspenders and gonna pair it with a white shirt, black trousers and brown brogues
Keep it to yourself next time
Thanks
your gf sounds like a nonce
joe rogan is getting old fast.
I mean honestly, if busty, MILFy, hentai-tier futas existed I would wife one up in a fucking second and suck her cock every single day, then fall asleep as little spoon with her big soft tits pressing into my back and her warm, meaty shlong nestled between my cheeks
but they don't so meh
But have you tried DMT tho
but have you tried THIS BACK MACHINE
or CELL STEM THERAPY
or THE KETO DIET
>but they dont so meh
Fucking sad innit?
Get on it scientists.
i don't care about politics but i'm glad trump and brexit happened because i love seeing people get mad
Pissing off those globalists is like drinking a fine wine.
>wanking to a picture of my own dick
We are through the looking glass now folks
Big dicks, black dicks, ain't that a hog, bow hunting
sounds hot tbqh lad, let me know how it goes.
Brexit hasn't happened yet though
>be me
>have IQ of 136 (measured professionally)
>have first class degree in CS from Imperial College London
>work at Palantir earning 55k a year
>hang out on /britfeel/
Probably better for you then tranny porn lad
back from work, big gay kiss for the lads
>tfw you'll never have a comfy hermit job as a lighthouse keeper on some island off the scottish coast
What's the point in living, lads.
SULK user DOESN'T LIKE FUCKING CALLCENTRES
Trump is far more based than Brexit. We're going to roll over and pay them 39 billion bongs AND still stay in the shared market and free movement agreement.
At least Trump has balls.
>be me
>have IQ of 136 (measured online)
>have a cat
>hang out on /britfeel/
My IQ is 134 but I have no degree to show for it myself due to numerous fuck ups in my life.
At least i'm content though.
nah sounds like she wants to pretend to be nonced
MORE LIKE BREXSHIT WAHEY
>be me
>have IQ of 137 (measured pro-professionally)
>have upper first class degree in advanced-CS from MIT
>work at Bogdanoff incorporated earning 56k a year
>hang out on /britfeel/
Predictions for the Manchester meetup
>it's not about the activity itself, but the culture surrounding it.
I agree and that is why i stay away from it. There is too much ego involved. Its all stupid anyway because people on the internet often lie about their lifts. I'm happy that i can just do my own thing at home and keep it personal.
Its just a hobby and people that take it too seriously are over compensating because they have nothing else going on in their life, i think.
sulkanon does NOT like telecommunications in general
it's not comfy, it's boring as fuck and if you've been raised surrounded by readily available amenities, hot and cold water, electricity, plumbing, central heating, internet, access to computers and phones with good connections, being able to pop to the shops whenever you're peckish etc. then it's near enough to hell
Need a comprehensive list of banned topics sulkanon doesn't like so I don't piss him off
>callcentres
>letters
>cats
>his mum
Intelligence is the best predictor of success, conscientiousness is the 2nd best.
SO GET WORKING HARD YOU LAZY DICK
terror attack
obviously it's going to be a muslim but they can't seem to make up their mind between knife attacks or bombs lately
SP will ejaculate his semen into a woman one day
Feels a bit weird but not excessively so
I do that as well
guess who is going to be a dad!
I am very intelligent but lazy.
>be me
>91 IQ
>it's now does not matter if i continue
Then you're destined to fail! And guess what? Your menial job will be especially tortuous for you because you're smart and need a greater challenge!
he does NOT like sulking
Does he like frog posting?
>intelligence is the best preictor of success
Actually it isn't, conscientiousness is provided you have an above average IQ.
he does NOT like frog posting
>leavers eternally BTFO'd
Holy shit, lad.
>Intelligence is the best predictor of success
And what is success to you?
Might have a massive piss up tonight lads
Spare a tenner, m8?
This.
Success is a subjective measure
IQ has a higher correlation with life-long income than conscientiousness, that's all.
To me? I'm just regurgitating the words of statisticians.
However, having a job that matches your intellect makes for a more fulfilling life than being a smart person who stacks shelves.
thats based my friend
>139 IQ measured with a ruler
>earn 22k in a high class call center
>failed uni
>hang out on /britfeel/
>fucked six million women
>sulkanon does NOT like high IQs
>IQ has a higher correlation with life-long income than conscientiousness thats all
That's simply untrue.
All studies find that you need both.
Like I said, once your IQ is above average you need conscientiousness more.
Put mastertroll John Baron in the new OP pic, 600-24 forever
Wahey, what you drinking lad
>you need both
You're really missing the simple point. Yes a high IQ and being conscientious radically improves your life success, but as a simple measure of correlation between 2 values (IQ and overall life income, then conscientiousness and overall life income) IQ has a higher correlation.
Anyway, WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING ON THIS AND MISSING THE POINT? I was just explaining that you can't just be smart and expect the world to deliver you everything.
Beers and snooker tonight lads.
IQ does not have the higher correlation though.
You're confused because low IQ invalids skew the stats in favour of IQ by being useless when in reality as long as your average-above average IQ conscientiousness matters more.
Would you eat here?
>having a job that matches your intellect makes for a more fulfilling life than being a smart person who stacks shelves.
So is success for a stupid person stacking selves?
PHWOAR AWRITE DAHLIN GETCHA WABS AAHHHHT
I only have 4 cans in, doing drugs though so I don't need more than that
>margs comment
Damn, Ozzy's show sold like crap
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Anyone want to buy 2 tickets?
No!
Wish I could remove that review
>be me
>IQ of? Fuck knows.
>first class CE degree
>very successful civil engineer; highly respected expert in my field
>320GBP / day (80960GBP / year)
>essentially - I AM - /britfeel/
BritNormie is SO jealous; jealously of un-quantifiable proportions.
Hi BritNormie - ya wee streak o stinking piss.
GET OUT NOW, NO HORSES ALLOWED
Ozzy does a last ever tour every other year. He must be back on drugs and need the cash
Is it true that Shippy kissed you goodbye on sunday?
>eat around raw chicken
>its deep fried
uh what?
>successful
>hangs around in a dingy pub that stinks of piss and broken dreams
yeah ok
Seems pretty old at this point, doubt it's a stunt though if he returns with Black Sabbath, I'll take it
Anyway, 2 tickets for sale
MAY LOST THE VOTE
lad stop giving him attention for fucks sake, he'll go away if you dont reply to him
You ever done it, or know someone who has?
I see no reason why you couldn't get internet out there. You'd need it for weather reports and warnings, surely. And it would need electricity to power the light. It's not going to be a great big signal fire.
It's a tuesday, lad. Why about your job tomorrow?
PEOPLES VOTE
PEOPLES VOTE
PEOPLES VOTE
Rest in peace mummy may
Nothing wrong with MUW; I find it quite comfy.
>he'll go away
You wish.
so shes getting sacked now, is she?
Strip snooker/pool is the best game.
oh shit now what
How did you vote lass lad?
if you play with any bloke present, its gay.
rise of boris
rise of boris
rise of boris
stronkbow
what drugs lad?
I feel you posted this just to mock me
any confident guys wanna show me the ropes?
I voted for brexit but maybe shouldn't have
Honestly I don't really care what happens, chaotic neutral all the way
>another general election
haha wow based
Who's been more JUST at this point. May or Cameron?
jesus christ Marg WTF lass
just made this lads haha
How fucked are we?
marg doesnt give a fuck, wonder if it ended up killing her
Cameron is younger and has more money
sure lad, what are you looking for? naval stuff, animal husbandry, bdsm etc?
>any confident guys wanna show me the ropes?
Show you the ropes of confidence?